Old 12-02-2012, 06:01 PM   #249626
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Massage therapist was very short, when he was at my head and massaging down my spine, ending at my hips his junk was on my head. I asked him if he was going to charge me extra now. How awkward.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:06 PM   #249627
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:07 PM   #249628
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Massage therapist was very short, when he was at my head and massaging down my spine, ending at my hips his junk was on my head. I asked him if he was going to charge me extra now. How awkward.
tsk tsk.... amateur!

proper etiquette dictates that you simply pull an extra $40 out and place it on the table, without a word. happy endings ensue.

 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:10 PM   #249629
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tsk tsk.... amateur!

proper etiquette dictates that you simply pull an extra $40 out and place it on the table, without a word. happy endings ensue.

Ack! He was young enough to be my kid!
 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:12 PM   #249630
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Massage therapist was very short, when he was at my head and massaging down my spine, ending at my hips his junk was on my head. I asked him if he was going to charge me extra now. How awkward.
Seems backwards, though.
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Massage therapist was very short, when he was at my head and massaging down my spine, ending at my hips his junk was on my head. I asked him if he was going to charge me extra now. How awkward.

I must admit to LOL-ing just a tad.
 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:22 PM   #249634
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I must admit to LOL-ing just a tad.
Seriously, when I book my massage next month I'm going to make sure it's with someone over 5'5
 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:23 PM   #249635
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Old 12-02-2012, 06:30 PM   #249636
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They should ask that when you book..
 

Old 12-02-2012, 06:49 PM   #249637
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She's also whiny, lazy, never happy and has no money management skills, so sure.
And you think I couldn't handle that?

Toss more at me. I've had worse.
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Penne with garlic alfredo and hot sausages.

Now I'm stuffed full and my nose won't stop running.
 

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Old 12-02-2012, 07:04 PM   #249643
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Now I'm stuffed full and my nose won't stop running.
I see your relatives are now TV stars.

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Now I'm stuffed full and my nose won't stop running.
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And you think I couldn't handle that?

Toss more at me. I've had worse.
There is someone that I used to fool around with, someone that doesn't work for me but works near me, someone I see every day. I used to have grand romantic notions that one day we'd figure out a way to make it work, to make a relationship built on more than incredibly hot sex. You know the tipping point for me when I realized that would never happen?

He asked me to find him a girl who was the following: girly but could get dirty with the guys, someone who loved to 4-wheel and snowmobile, who could cook and didn't mind keeping a neat house, who would love his kids and someone who he could laugh with. -That right there sums me up and he either couldn't see it or wanted "me" in a different version.

Men are fucking stupid. The end.
 

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