Old 11-13-2012, 08:18 AM   #247076
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Women are bipedalic spending machines.






As far as I can see, they have absolutely no concept— whatsoever— of financial self-discipline.




Says somebody who swims in the shallow end of the pool
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:23 AM   #247077
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:47 AM   #247078
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Women are bipedalic spending machines.






As far as I can see, they have absolutely no concept— whatsoever— of financial self-discipline.




now you're just being a twat.
if you have shitty taste in women, or only attract shitty women, then that is your issue. quit trying to make it ours.
 

Old 11-13-2012, 08:52 AM   #247079
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now you're just being a twat.
if you have shitty taste in women, or only attract shitty women, then that is your issue. quit trying to make it ours.
Um... maybe a bad time to bring this up, but...

We still have some legal issues regarding the zoo that we need to go over.

Apparently, you claimed five tigers donated to a shelter in Zambia, when there was only one tiger, which was deceased?

There are some other things, too.

You need to call my attorney.
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:53 AM   #247080
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You can't actually donate a dead tiger.
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Old 11-13-2012, 08:55 AM   #247081
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they're worth five times more dead. the chinese doctor told me so.
 

Old 11-13-2012, 08:57 AM   #247082
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Women are bipedalic spending machines.






As far as I can see, they have absolutely no concept— whatsoever— of financial self-discipline.




certainly describes my wife
 

Old 11-13-2012, 08:58 AM   #247083
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Five dead in Ohio. I wonder if Neil Young will write a song about that.
 

Old 11-13-2012, 09:00 AM   #247084
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certainly describes my wife
describes my ex too. and he has a penis.
 

Old 11-13-2012, 09:06 AM   #247085
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they're worth five times more dead. the chinese doctor told me so.
Yeah, in China.

But you tried to sell them to Belarus.

Five imaginary live ones.

Do you have any idea what I've had to do over the past few years just to keep you out of prison?
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:13 AM   #247086
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Yeah, in China.

But you tried to sell them to Belarus.

Five imaginary live ones.

Do you have any idea what I've had to do over the past few years just to keep you out of prison?


can i have a kitten?
 

Old 11-13-2012, 09:20 AM   #247087
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: there are savers and there are spenders.





I will e-wager there are far more female spenders than male spenders.


 

Old 11-13-2012, 09:24 AM   #247088
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: there are savers and there are spenders.





I will e-wager there are far more female spenders than male spenders.


In your world, I'm sure this is true.

You can divide the world however you want, and use your brush to tar whomever gets in your craw.
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Old 11-13-2012, 09:29 AM   #247089
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The world is divided into two kinds of people: there are savers and there are spenders.





I will e-wager there are far more female spenders than male spenders.
interesting, because in a great many cultures you'd be told the exact opposite. yet all the women in the world are the average of women you associate with.


why don't you have better women in your life?
 

Old 11-13-2012, 09:53 AM   #247090
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interesting, because in a great many cultures you'd be told the exact opposite. yet all the women in the world are the average of women you associate with.


why don't you have better women in your life?

I suppose it can only be attributable to poor sampling technic.


 

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Bra-Bodysuits Make H&M One Hit Wonder as Zara Prospers
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-1...-prospers.html
 

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I suppose it can only be attributable to poor sampling technic.


how do you intend to fix this?
 

Old 11-13-2012, 10:03 AM   #247093
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how do you intend to fix this?

Drpp the 'c' and add 'que'?
 

Old 11-13-2012, 10:04 AM   #247094
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Drpp the 'c' and add 'que'?
ahahahaha!

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Old 11-13-2012, 10:24 AM   #247095
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Old 11-13-2012, 10:26 AM   #247096
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Old 11-13-2012, 11:08 AM   #247097
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I wish I could trust people to stick around as easily as I decide to have sex with them.


Something is so fucked up with my logic.
 

Old 11-13-2012, 11:15 AM   #247098
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When I see H&M, I'm thinking of good old American pipe beveling tools.
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