Old 06-28-2012, 11:56 PM   #224576
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Old 06-28-2012, 11:56 PM   #224577
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I am grumpy.
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I shouldn't be.
I am going to bed.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:07 AM   #224578
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I saw the (1) on my Twitter feed and I got all excited because I thought someone had tweeted me, then I realized I had my Twitter feed set to my profile, so it was me. Tweeting myself.
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:07 AM   #224579
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This has been one incredible evening.

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I'm glad you had a good evening, Kruge. Mine has been pretty awesome, too.

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I am going to bed.
This sounds like a good idea. Nighty night, Q.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:10 AM   #224580
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Was it....good?
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:12 AM   #224581
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Was it....good?
The nipple in your avatar is extremely pointy. It reminds me of one of those stress relief squeezey things.
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:13 AM   #224582
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Was it....good?
zomg! You have your snoopy titty Av up.
It turned out fanfuckingtastic. Going to serve it with brie and crusty bread for breakfast with bf on Saturday. He's going to so dig that shit. Easy to make, the hardest part was pitting the cherries. I wound up tearing them in half and ripping out the pit, and that stained my fingers something fierce. Added a little sugar and balsamic and cooked it down for 30. I bet I get awesome oral sex for that.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:13 AM   #224583
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The nipple in your avatar is extremely pointy. It reminds me of one of those stress relief squeezey things.
The whole boob looks like Snoopy.

You're welcome.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:15 AM   #224584
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zomg! You have your snoopy titty Av up.
It turned out fanfuckingtastic. Going to serve it with brie and crusty bread for breakfast with bf on Saturday. He's going to so dig that shit. Easy to make, the hardest part was pitting the cherries. I wound up tearing them in half and ripping out the pit, and that stained my fingers something fierce. Added a little sugar and balsamic and cooked it down for 30. I bet I get awesome oral sex for that.
Score! I'd expect nothing less from you.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:16 AM   #224585
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The whole boob looks like Snoopy.

You're welcome.
That is so cool!
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:19 AM   #224586
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That is so cool!
They're fun at parties.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:21 AM   #224587
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:22 AM   #224588
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Does your pink slip look like Woodstock?
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:22 AM   #224589
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I miss that lazy fucker, Pete.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:23 AM   #224590
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You KNOW it!
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:25 AM   #224591
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You KNOW it!
I'd like to put my statue of Beethoven on your miniature piano all night.
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Old 06-29-2012, 12:28 AM   #224592
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Who the fuck is that guy?
 

Old 06-29-2012, 12:29 AM   #224593
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I'd like to put my statue of Beethoven on your miniature piano all night.
Imm sdo trrned on rite now I camt eben typee.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 01:25 AM   #224594
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I've come to the conclusion you should just come live with me. Or at least visit and entertain me and stuff for a bit.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 01:28 AM   #224595
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I've come to the conclusion you should just come live with me. Or at least visit and entertain me and stuff for a bit.
I can take care of you while I'm there. You know, should you need a housekeeper or personal pussy massager. Or whatever. I haven't compiled the list yet but I'm getting there.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 01:30 AM   #224596
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Today I threatened to rape a National Guardsman with his own dick.









He didn't take me up on the offer.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 01:34 AM   #224597
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I can take care of you while I'm there. You know, should you need a housekeeper or personal pussy massager. Or whatever. I haven't compiled the list yet but I'm getting there.
I'm a fairly good housekeeper, but the pussy massager would be cool. Also, if you can be my craft buddy, cook, couch potato, exercise partner and let me beautify both of us that would be awesome.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 01:37 AM   #224598
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I'm a fairly good housekeeper, but the pussy massager would be cool. Also, if you can be my craft buddy, cook, couch potato, exercise partner and let me beautify both of us that would be awesome.
Sold.
 

Old 06-29-2012, 02:54 AM   #224599
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Old 06-29-2012, 05:17 AM   #224600
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Somewhere out there someone is gonna actually want it from me, I'll send a memo out when it happens.
 
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