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Mango always goes down well!
Just saw our bushfire warning level - catastrophic. I knew it was a crap day, but this is ridiculous.
Weeeeeeellll, It's 40 below and I don't give a fuck, gotta heater in my truck and it's off to the rooooda-a-ayoooo!
"Here come's Johnny with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-ball man..."
Y'all have rodeos in December? Gee . . .
I was wondering. Falling off a bronc onto frozen ground sounds like a good way to get hurt.
Pissed m'off, fuckin' jerk. Get on m'nerves.
Gotta love the classics.
I was wondering. Falling off a bronc onto frozen ground sounds like a good way to get hurt.
Now it's al-a-man left and a-la-man right, c'mon ya fuckin' dummy get yer right step right, get on my case ya goddamn goof, piss me off.
Only if you do it wrong...
I did it wrong, then. I still have the scar on my ass.
Ouch!
You should be able to recognize this one:
Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' fer a train, I was feelin' near as faded as my jeans...
Me and Bobby McGee?
Never have developed a taste for country music except for Bluegrass.
Nothing worse than being a naked Santa and having to get coffee going and start the fire up again. Almost as nice as my place at the North Pole in here though. The lack of elves for service is a bit grim, but we'll manage.
Be careful with the fire sweetie. I wouldn't want that hay to ignite.
Hay?
Santa uses hay in his fires?!
*dialing 911*
Be careful with the fire sweetie. I wouldn't want that hay to ignite.