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Season of mists and mellow filthiness

MattWolf

MattWolf

Renaissance Fella
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Boy seeks girl for virtual filth.
Man seeks woman for interactive erotica.
Guy seeks gal for horizontal dancing.
Gentleman seeks lady for imaginative sexual word games.

Personal ad seeks a unique edge in the chaos of clamouring voices.

Drop me a line to say hello.
 
Can I lead you down the garden path?

Can I tickle your fancy?

Can I float your boat?

Can I tempt you into temptation?
 
Oh, it's been a terribly long time since we tickled each other's fancies! How are you? Why is every woman here not panting over you?

Or maybe they are...?
 
Scheherazade73 said:
Oh, it's been a terribly long time since we tickled each other's fancies! How are you? Why is every woman here not panting over you?

Or maybe they are...?
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It has indeed, welcome back to Lit.

Why is every woman not panting over me? I couldn't tell you, maybe there is something good on telly.
 
Oh, darling, your beautiful posts get shorter & shorter. Don't tell me you've given up on the dream of filth-fueled repartee!
 
Scheherazade73 said:
Oh, darling, your beautiful posts get shorter & shorter. Don't tell me you've given up on the dream of filth-fueled repartee!
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Not at all, I still dream the dream of when filth runs freely. But good filth is hard to find.
 
MattWolf said:
Second hand filth? I prefer mine like my suits: made to measure. (But thank you for the offer.)
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Jog on, then. I work longer hours than I bet you do, and my time on here is (nominally) some of my time out, except that (in real life) I'm still on call, and am on call even while I sleep.

It was merely offered as a taste of what I might do, if the time, energy, and inclination were to coincide long enough to concoct something from scratch just for you. :rolleyes:

Now, if you don't mind, I have other places (even on Lit) to be...
 
Penuche said:
Jog on, then. I work longer hours than I bet you do, and my time on here is (nominally) some of my time out, except that (in real life) I'm still on call, and am on call even while I sleep.

It was merely offered as a taste of what I might do, if the time, energy, and inclination were to coincide long enough to concoct something from scratch just for you. :rolleyes:

Now, if you don't mind, I have other places (even on Lit) to be...
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I'm sorry, my reply was meant in a more light-hearted manner than it apparently came across. Still, I hold by my intimation - there is nothing better than smut made to measure, after all isn't that one of the attractions of the forums over the stories?
 
MattWolf said:
I'm sorry, my reply was meant in a more light-hearted manner than it apparently came across. Still, I hold by my intimation - there is nothing better than smut made to measure, after all isn't that one of the attractions of the forums over the stories?
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Understood, but I still contend that starting from absolutely nothing, with somebody I don't know, is extremely difficult.

It may be easier to try something for size to get a rough idea of the basic shape you're after (eg zoot suit or close cut) and then fine tune it from there. ;)

Even haute couture seldom blocks out everything from scratch instead of adapting the line...
 
Penuche said:
Understood, but I still contend that starting from absolutely nothing, with somebody I don't know, is extremely difficult.

It may be easier to try something for size to get a rough idea of the basic shape you're after (eg zoot suit or close cut) and then fine tune it from there. ;)

Even haute couture seldom blocks out everything from scratch instead of adapting the line...
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All wise, true and good. To go from nothing to something, the absolute creative act, is indeed extremely difficult. Impossible perhaps, except in rare moments of inspiration. Most of everything we produce is a pastiche of previous productions. Bricolage, to use that lovely French word.

Porn, smut, filth, erotica as much as any other creations are a mash-up, a painting by numbers, a bricolage of what has gone before. Adapting the line, as you put it.

And yet just as the art of the tailor is to make you think that the suit is made just for you, so perhaps the skill of the artisan of smut (the smutist, if you will) is to give the impression that it is bespoke filth. This filth is for your ears, your eyes, your imagination alone.
 
LadyJS said:
My fancy is way too ticklish, but I'll bump you up a notch or so :)
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It seems a shame to leave a tickle unfancied.

I mean a tickle unleave a fancy.

I mean a fancy a leave to untickle.

I mean... Oh... well, thank you.
 
MattWolf said:
It seems a shame to leave a tickle unfancied.

I mean a tickle unleave a fancy.

I mean a fancy a leave to untickle.

I mean... Oh... well, thank you.
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I can spin all kinds of webs out of very little, but it helps to have something to start from; be it a door frame, one twig, or, in your case, a list of what arouses you and what doesn't.

BTW sending a PM reiterating that. :)
 
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Penuche said:
I can spin all kinds of webs out of very little, but it helps to have something to start from; be it a door frame, one twig, or, in your case, a list of what arouses you and what doesn't.

BTW sending a PM reiterating that. :)
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A veritable spider. I will answer with a twig.
 
MattWolf said:
It seems a shame to leave a tickle unfancied.

I mean a tickle unleave a fancy.

I mean a fancy a leave to untickle.

I mean... Oh... well, thank you.
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I think that I got the essence of it.

And you're welcome.
 
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