Literotica’s All-time ‘most Votes/Comments Received’ List

Scribbled said:

You might want to peruse Scouries’ masterpieces...

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Did Souries ever tell us how many green 'E's he's gotten here at LIT? That would say more about the quality of his writing than votes, or views, or sales of free downloads. (Sales of free downloads? How does that work?)

DeeZire said:

Did Souries ever tell us how many green 'E's he's gotten here at LIT? That would say more about the quality of his writing than votes, or views, or sales of free downloads. (Sales of free downloads? How does that work?)

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Oh, no, there's a Pandora's Box opening for you, if there ever was one. When I mentioned here that green Es were nice to have, a whole lot of posters (ones without green Es, of course) dumped a whole lot of "they're meaningless" rationalizing on my head.

DeeZire said:

Did Souries ever tell us how many green 'E's he's gotten here at LIT? That would say more about the quality of his writing than votes, or views, or sales of free downloads. (Sales of free downloads? How does that work?)

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Scouries has as many of those green E's as MarshAlien, Daniellekitten, SelenaKittyn, darksideofthemoon, cloudy, sweetsubsarahh, Darkniciad, and YOU have combined.

Shitting_Bull said:

Scouries has as many of those green E's as MarshAlien, Daniellekitten, SelenaKittyn, darksideofthemoon, cloudy, sweetsubsarahh, Darkniciad, and YOU have combined.

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Okay. Wait a minute, wait a minute. This is like math, right? So like, I don't have any, and he doesn't have any, so by using the commutative property, I have as many green E's as Daniellekitten, SelenaKittyn, drksideofthemoon, cloudy, sweetsubsarahh, Darkniciad, and DeeZire combined!

. . . although there isn't anyone who actually has less than I do, is there? Some sort of minus-E? Now I'm going to be so depressed.

Shitting_Bull said:

Scouries has as many of those green E's as MarshAlien, Daniellekitten, SelenaKittyn, darksideofthemoon, cloudy, sweetsubsarahh, Darkniciad, and YOU have combined.

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As many as you, too, apparently.

I've never gotten any Editor's Choice awards, not afraid to admit it. I have, however, won three nice little Ws (one story has since been pulled for inclusion in an anthology). Those are voted on by the readers, and as such, can hardly be sneered at by scours and his many alts.

How many of those does scours have, I wonder?

Oops, that's right: ZERO.

cloudy said:

As many as you, too, apparently.

I've never gotten any Editor's Choice awards, not afraid to admit it. I have, however, won three nice little Ws (one story has since been pulled for inclusion in an anthology). Those are voted on by the readers, and as such, can hardly be sneered at by scours and his many alts.

How many of those does scours have, I wonder?

Oops, that's right: ZERO.

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Yeh, I sort of wondered why Scouries didn't have some Ws as well--since they can be manipulated about as easily as votes, reads, and Hs.

Oh, but wait, he'd have the club voting against his stories, wouldn't he?

But Scou . . . opps, Shitting Bull's response was pretty funny/clever, I thought.

cloudy said:

As many as you, too, apparently.

I've never gotten any Editor's Choice awards, not afraid to admit it. I have, however, won three nice little Ws (one story has since been pulled for inclusion in an anthology). Those are voted on by the readers, and as such, can hardly be sneered at by scours and his many alts.

How many of those does scours have, I wonder?

Oops, that's right: ZERO.

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Oh sure, rub it in. Nope, don't have any of those, either. I started submitting in February, and the last monthly contest they had here at Lit was for . . . . that's right, January. Hmmmm, certainly looks like a conspiracy, doesn't it? If I was the least bit paranoid, I'd think that . . . wait a minute, who's that outside my window? I wonder if it's the same woman who was following me all around town earlier, while she was "shopping."

Daniellekitten said:

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Considering the size of my real Royalty Check, it's doing darn well too.

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I suspect you might not be able to buy what you really need with your million-dollar royalty check--a muzzle from your local pet store.

Don't give up your day job running this fuckng porn site.

TruthOrDare said:

I suspect you might not be able to buy what you really need with your million-dollar royalty check--a muzzle from your local pet store.

Don't give up your day job running this fuckng porn site.

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*ouch* that hurt me so badly...

MarshAlien said:

Oh sure, rub it in. Nope, don't have any of those, either. I started submitting in February, and the last monthly contest they had here at Lit was for . . . . that's right, January. Hmmmm, certainly looks like a conspiracy, doesn't it? If I was the least bit paranoid, I'd think that . . . wait a minute, who's that outside my window? I wonder if it's the same woman who was following me all around town earlier, while she was "shopping."

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Dammit, I knew you'd see me...

Request for MANU the MAGNIFICENT

To:
Your Highness,

Hello! My name is [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size] and not only am I an avid reader of the Erotic Literature you so kindly furnish free on this site, but I’m also an employee of ScouriesWorld.

You may not have heard but recently I’ve been striving to create an all inclusive list of Literotica stories that have received 1000 or more votes. After using the ‘Top Rated’ and ‘Most Views’ lists as a starting point, I then augmented the list by contacting some of Literotica’s greatest authors and getting their input.

FYI Sire, you can find the list here: MOST VOTES RECEIVED

Now I know that my boss, James R. Scouries, has approached your highness before about you creating the list by mining the Literotica database much as you do to create your other ‘Top 500’ lists. And I also realize that so far for some reason you’ve been relatively cool to the idea.

But you could do it so much better than I sire. It’s impossible for me to keep the list up to date on a daily basis, something you could do so easily. I’ll only be able to do it every quarter or so.

And I’m bound to miss some stories sire. Good stories by excellent authors aren’t being credited…

And if you did it we could have the top 500 vote getting stories of all time, not just the top 90 or 100…

And no one would dare accuse you of being dishonest…or a deviant…or a alt… or a fruitcake…or a…well I think you get the idea.

Also if we had a top 500 maybe some of these whiners and snivelers would make the list and then we wouldn’t have to read their posts.

And if we had an official list published on the ‘Official Top Lists’ page ( Top Lists) the list would be available for our regular readers who don’t normally venture into the murky world of the Literotica bulletin boards.

And none of us would have to put up with the anger and hate and jealousy that so many of Literotica’s threads seem to descend so quickly to. The agitators and haters and self promoters would have to leave this thread and go somewhere else to get their jollies. (but until the Great Manu does take over the list couldn’t you all try to be a little more civil – humor at the boss’s expense is all good and fine but there’s no need to slam authors about the quality of their stories – this isn’t the story review thread for goodness sake.)

And if it’s a question of money your majesty I do have a suggestion. I talked to Mr. Scouries today and he’s agreed to forego 15% of his September Literotica Royalty check if the money’s used to create the list. So it won’t cost you anything sire. It’ll be a win-win situation for everyone!

Please consider my suggestion sire, your humble servant,

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

p.s. and if you’re ever in Miami your excellancy I’d be delighted to show you around!

p.s.s. dark-boy 8089 yesterday and that doesn't include 88 the german tranlation got

[size=+2]G O __ H U R R I C A N E S !!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

Just for the record, I have no intention of foregoing 15% of my September Lit. royalty check for any reason whatsoever.

Why not donate a portion of the "record breaking" imaginary box office proceeds from the Asian market ( including Australia ) for the super-8 one camera smash hit that is taking the world by storm too, scouries?

Sorry, I'm not nutty enough to talk to the figment of your limited imagination there, scouries. "She" will just have to go pout in the back of your head with the rest of your identical, predictable cardboard characters.

I just have this image of scouries sitting on a spool in a trailer counting Monopoly money and congratulating his imaginary friends and employees every time I hear about his box office receipts, best sellers, and royalty checks *laugh*

10-1 odds his "royalty checks" come from the government at the first of the month.

Cukoo! Cukoo!

scouries said:

... The agitators and haters and self promoters would have to leave this thread and go somewhere else to get their jollies.

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If the 'self promoters' all left this thread, then Scouries would be gone, and the thread would be about nothing. That would be very confusing. Oh wait, this thread already is about nothing. (Is this an alternate reality, imbedded inside a Seinfeld rerun?)

scouries said:

To:

“HIS MAJESTY MANU the MAGNIFICENT”

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Your Highness,

Hello! My name is [size=+2]Gabriella L.[/size] and not only am I an avid reader of the Erotic Literature you so kindly furnish free on this site, but I’m also an employee of ScouriesWorld.

You may not have heard but recently I’ve been striving to create an all inclusive list of Literotica stories that have received 1000 or more votes. After using the ‘Top Rated’ and ‘Most Views’ lists as a starting point, I then augmented the list by contacting some of Literotica’s greatest authors and getting their input.

FYI Sire, you can find the list here: MOST VOTES RECEIVED

Now I know that my boss, James R. Scouries, has approached your highness before about you creating the list by mining the Literotica database much as you do to create your other ‘Top 500’ lists. And I also realize that so far for some reason you’ve been relatively cool to the idea.

But you could do it so much better than I sire. It’s impossible for me to keep the list up to date on a daily basis, something you could do so easily. I’ll only be able to do it every quarter or so.

And I’m bound to miss some stories sire. Good stories by excellent authors aren’t being credited…

And if you did it we could have the top 500 vote getting stories of all time, not just the top 90 or 100…

And no one would dare accuse you of being dishonest…or a deviant…or a alt… or a fruitcake…or a…well I think you get the idea.

Also if we had a top 500 maybe some of these whiners and snivelers would make the list and then we wouldn’t have to read their posts.

And if we had an official list published on the ‘Official Top Lists’ page ( Top Lists) the list would be available for our regular readers who don’t normally venture into the murky world of the Literotica bulletin boards.

And none of us would have to put up with the anger and hate and jealousy that so many of Literotica’s threads seem to descend so quickly to. The agitators and haters and self promoters would have to leave this thread and go somewhere else to get their jollies. (but until the Great Manu does take over the list couldn’t you all try to be a little more civil – humor at the boss’s expense is all good and fine but there’s no need to slam authors about the quality of their stories – this isn’t the story review thread for goodness sake.)

And if it’s a question of money your majesty I do have a suggestion. I talked to Mr. Scouries today and he’s agreed to forego 15% of his September Literotica Royalty check if the money’s used to create the list. So it won’t cost you anything sire. It’ll be a win-win situation for everyone!

Please consider my suggestion sire, your humble servant,

[size=+2]Gabby[/size]

p.s. and if you’re ever in Miami your excellancy I’d be delighted to show you around!

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Let me put this in a whole lot less words.....

Hey manu, whose ass i want to kiss but he won't talk to me.

I've finally found a list I can get on, even if I did have all my alts vote twice. The only problem is now that I've made it up, no one believes me and it's a lot of work to keep up. I even had to add another alt to do the work.

I'll give you 15% of my play money if you'll bail my ass out and Gabby my newest alt will show you a very good time if you're ever in Miami. That is if i ever get to Miami myself.

Love and ass kisses,

Scouries.

TxRad said:

Let me put this in a whole lot less words.....

Hey manu, whose ass i want to kiss but he won't talk to me.

I've finally found a list I can get on, even if I did have all my alts vote twice. The only problem is now that I've made it up, no one believes me and it's a lot of work to keep up. I even had to add another alt to do the work.

I'll give you 15% of my play money if you'll bail my ass out and Gabby my newest alt will show you a very good time if you're ever in Miami. That is if i ever get to Miami myself.

Love and ass kisses,

Scouries.

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Now that was Snerk worthy....*snerk*

lindiana said:

Holy crap. You are kidding, right? Scouries stories are full of comma splices and incomplete sentences. They are so poorly written that he would get a big fat F in any of the writing classes I have taught.

If you are comparing his grammar to mine, I can see your confusion. Otherwise, you are a complete and utter idiot.

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Obviously Scouries is much more proficient at teaching “Sex and the Modern Woman” at the University of Miami than you are at teaching yourself writing.

First of all, you don’t have a clue that when two independent clauses are joined by a conjunction (you know, like “and” or “but”), you put a comma between them. In your story “The Professor’s Daughter,” you are missing about a hundred commas.

Your dialogue is pitiful. Take this sentence, which is paragraph 5:

“David, it’s Garrett.” He said unconvincingly into the receiver.

It should be a comma after Garrett, and He should not be capitalized. You repeatedly butcher dialog like that.

I could go on and on and on regarding other errors.

You might flunk Scouries for his grammar, but I’m sure he would likewise flunk you for not knowing anything about sex and the modern woman (that is beyond obvious in your story).

Now sr71plt might recommend that you obtain a copy of The Chicago Manual of Style (it’s not about fashion) and read it to TxRad who can slaughter the written word even better than you. I would, however, suggest euthanasia for both you and TxRad, at least with respect to your literary efforts.

Scribbled said:

Now sr71plt might recommend that you obtain a copy of The Chicago Manual of Style (it’s not about fashion) and read it to TxRad who can slaughter the written word even better than you. I would, however, suggest euthanasia for both you and TxRad, at least with respect to your literary efforts.

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Oh, I think we all can make good use of the Chicago Manual of Style. Best to get the newest, 15th, edition, though, as before this, CMA had no grammar section. Now it does. This reflects U.S. publishing style and would be the best for use by any writer who wanted to develop beyond posting for free on Internet story sites, but I've found that this site uses Strunk and White for it's authority, which is a lot more basic and forgiving in grammar than CMA/publishing style is.

Scribbled said:

Obviously Scouries is much more proficient at teaching “Sex and the Modern Woman” at the University of Miami than you are at teaching yourself writing.

First of all, you don’t have a clue that when two independent clauses are joined by a conjunction (you know, like “and” or “but”), you put a comma between them. In your story “The Professor’s Daughter,” you are missing about a hundred commas.

Your dialogue is pitiful. Take this sentence, which is paragraph 5:

“David, it’s Garrett.” He said unconvincingly into the receiver.

It should be a comma after Garrett, and He should not be capitalized. You repeatedly butcher dialog like that.

I could go on and on and on regarding other errors.

You might flunk Scouries for his grammar, but I’m sure he would likewise flunk you for not knowing anything about sex and the modern woman (that is beyond obvious in your story).

Now sr71plt might recommend that you obtain a copy of The Chicago Manual of Style (it’s not about fashion) and read it to TxRad who can slaughter the written word even better than you. I would, however, suggest euthanasia for both you and TxRad, at least with respect to your literary efforts.

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You know, Scribbled, I was going to post some nasty shit about you but I got to thinking and I decided maybe you are right and I should stop writing.

Maybe my high school teachers who made me the Editor of our weekly school paper were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the International Honor Society for High School Journalists that voted me in as a member was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the Columbia University School of Journalism that awarded my body of work from my high school paper was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe my college professors that gave me A's and B's on all my stories were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the literary magazines that published my poems were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the post collegiate writing contests in which I have won cash prizes were wrong and I cannot write.

And yes maybe even the Editorial Staff of Litererotica was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe they were all wrong, all the way back to Mr. Wasserman my beloved high school journalism instructor, and you are right.

I do apologize, Scribbled, for believing them and not you. Please accept my apology. I shall never write again so as to no longer offend your impeccable taste.

NOT!

yesssss!!!! a little humor

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

That’s more like it guys! You see, a little humor isn’t all that bad. Even nice Mr. Tex tried – good for you sir. And dark boy even lightened up a shade…

And Miss lindiana’s stories are just fine, as are Mr Tex’s. Little Miss kittens are delightful, and even the dark boy with the small penis is trying very hard (even if he is still somewhere offworld and ten centuries behind).

There is an audience for everyone here on Literotica. Whether from the ‘rankest amateur’ or the ‘near professional’, every author on the site should be lauded for his or her efforts.

I’m even considering trying to put pen to paper myself! With the bosses guidance the sky’s the limit. Imagine me, [size=+2]Gabby[/size], on the 1000+ vote list.


Monopoly money? You guys make me smile. Monopoly money isn’t paying the rent on my $1300 a month apartment guys. In fact, ScouriesWorld and all its subsidiaries are doing more than just well these days. Royalties…Film Box Office Receipts…Writing Seminar Fees…Photography Studio Revenues…Logo-ed Merchandise Sales…

And to the person who asked about why the boss isn’t donating a further portion of his record breaking ScouriesWorld’s revenues to deserving causes, just wait!

Very soon there will be an announcement of an act of generosity that will trigger an outpouring of praise for the kind, gentle, good looking, sexy, and brilliant author who just happens to be my boss. Yes, A donation by this humble, selfless man who so many liken to a saint. Who helped me in my time of need, took me in and treated me like a daughter. I love him!


We were filming earlier today – on South Beach. It’s the latest ScouriesFilm spectacular. Based of course on one of the bosses stories.

In the scene today I was washed ashore on the beach, where I lay semi conscious on the hot sand, the cruel summer sun beating down on my naked body. Two teenage Latino boys find me, help me…I can’t help but notice the lust in their eyes, the bulges protruding almost grotesquely from their thin, european style bathing suits as they lean over me.

Hey, don’t get carried away, I mean we didn’t have sex or anything…this was just background stuff…setting the stage for the next scene…

It was weird though. I’m still not used to being naked in public…of letting so many people see me like that. There were ropes up, maybe fifty yards away, ropes to keep the tourists away. But still, there were eventually maybe 200 people behind the ropes, watching, the men endlessly taking pictures and films of my naked body…

I didn’t like it, even as it excited me. Looking at these pale skinned, overweight middle aged tourists from the north and knowing they’d take these pictures of me home and probably masturbate to them – yuck!

But still it sorta made me hot. It made me want to grab the penises that were just inches from my face. Beeeeg penises!

But that’s ok, I’ll get to meet those male attachments tomorrow. In Scene 2. Up close and personal!

And I think I got the boss a little jealous as we drove back to the studio. I talked the whole way back about how cute my co-stars were, how much I was looking forward to tomorrow. We’re not sleeping together yet – the boss/employee thing has kept us apart so far – but it’s pretty clear we both want to…


I heard from multi award winning author



today. And she advised me that she has had a 1000+ vote story and that proof is on the way. In the meantime, even though I don’t have the story name or number of votes received, I have added her to the list of club members.

The delightful Miss Sarahhh, who has won a turquoise “W” for the story “Penis Envy” as well as an olive green “E” for the story “Does Size Matter”, (and from my experience it certainly does - Gabby), is one of the most controversial, famous, and popular authors on the site.

Please join me in welcoming Miss Sarahhh to our club!

[size=+2]G O __ H U R R I C A N E S !!!!!!!!!![/SIZE]

scouries said:

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

That’s more like it guys! You see, a little humor isn’t all that bad. Even nice Mr. Tex tried – good for you sir. And dark boy even lightened up a shade…

And Miss lindiana’s stories are just fine, as are Mr Tex’s. Little Miss kittens are delightful, and even the dark boy with the small penis is trying very hard (even if he is still somewhere offworld and ten centuries behind).

There is an audience for everyone here on Literotica. Whether from the ‘rankest amateur’ or the ‘near professional’, every author on the site should be lauded for his or her efforts.

I’m even considering trying to put pen to paper myself! With the bosses guidance the sky’s the limit. Imagine me, [size=+2]Gabby[/size], on the 1000+ vote list.

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Monopoly money? You guys make me smile. Monopoly money isn’t paying the rent on my $1300 a month apartment guys. In fact, ScouriesWorld and all its subsidiaries are doing more than just well these days. Royalties…Film Box Office Receipts…Writing Seminar Fees…Photography Studio Revenues…Logo-ed Merchandise Sales…

And to the person who asked about why the boss isn’t donating a further portion of his record breaking ScouriesWorld’s revenues to deserving causes, just wait!

Very soon there will be an announcement of an act of generosity that will trigger an outpouring of praise for the kind, gentle, good looking, sexy, and brilliant author who just happens to be my boss. Yes, A donation by this humble, selfless man who so many liken to a saint. Who helped me in my time of need, took me in and treated me like a daughter. I love him!

* * * * *​

We were filming earlier today – on South Beach. It’s the latest ScouriesFilm spectacular. Based of course on one of the bosses stories.

In the scene today I was washed ashore on the beach, where I lay semi conscious on the hot sand, the cruel summer sun beating down on my naked body. Two teenage Latino boys find me, help me…I can’t help but notice the lust in their eyes, the bulges protruding almost grotesquely from their thin, european style bathing suits as they lean over me.

Hey, don’t get carried away, I mean we didn’t have sex or anything…this was just background stuff…setting the stage for the next scene…

It was weird though. I’m still not used to being naked in public…of letting so many people see me like that. There were ropes up, maybe fifty yards away, ropes to keep the tourists away. But still, there were eventually maybe 200 people behind the ropes, watching, the men endlessly taking pictures and films of my naked body…

I didn’t like it, even as it excited me. Looking at these pale skinned, overweight middle aged tourists from the north and knowing they’d take these pictures of me home and probably masturbate to them – yuck!

But still it sorta made me hot. It made me want to grab the penises that were just inches from my face. Beeeeg penises!

But that’s ok, I’ll get to meet those male attachments tomorrow. In Scene 2. Up close and personal!

And I think I got the boss a little jealous as we drove back to the studio. I talked the whole way back about how cute my co-stars were, how much I was looking forward to tomorrow. We’re not sleeping together yet – the boss/employee thing has kept us apart so far – but it’s pretty clear we both want to…

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scouries said:

Hi, it’s [size=+2]Gabby[/size] again,

Monopoly money? You guys make me smile. Monopoly money isn’t paying the rent on my $1300 a month apartment guys. In fact, ScouriesWorld and all its subsidiaries are doing more than just well these days. Royalties…Film Box Office Receipts…Writing Seminar Fees…Photography Studio Revenues…Logo-ed Merchandise Sales…

And to the person who asked about why the boss isn’t donating a further portion of his record breaking ScouriesWorld’s revenues to deserving causes, just wait!

Very soon there will be an announcement of an act of generosity that will trigger an outpouring of praise for the kind, gentle, good looking, sexy, and brilliant author who just happens to be my boss. Yes, A donation by this humble, selfless man who so many liken to a saint. Who helped me in my time of need, took me in and treated me like a daughter. I love him!

* * * * *​

We were filming earlier today – on South Beach. It’s the latest ScouriesFilm spectacular. Based of course on one of the bosses stories.

In the scene today I was washed ashore on the beach, where I lay semi conscious on the hot sand, the cruel summer sun beating down on my naked body. Two teenage Latino boys find me, help me…I can’t help but notice the lust in their eyes, the bulges protruding almost grotesquely from their thin, european style bathing suits as they lean over me.

Hey, don’t get carried away, I mean we didn’t have sex or anything…this was just background stuff…setting the stage for the next scene…

It was weird though. I’m still not used to being naked in public…of letting so many people see me like that. There were ropes up, maybe fifty yards away, ropes to keep the tourists away. But still, there were eventually maybe 200 people behind the ropes, watching, the men endlessly taking pictures and films of my naked body…

I didn’t like it, even as it excited me. Looking at these pale skinned, overweight middle aged tourists from the north and knowing they’d take these pictures of me home and probably masturbate to them – yuck!

But still it sorta made me hot. It made me want to grab the penises that were just inches from my face. Beeeeg penises!

But that’s ok, I’ll get to meet those male attachments tomorrow. In Scene 2. Up close and personal!

And I think I got the boss a little jealous as we drove back to the studio. I talked the whole way back about how cute my co-stars were, how much I was looking forward to tomorrow. We’re not sleeping together yet – the boss/employee thing has kept us apart so far – but it’s pretty clear we both want to…

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Scribbled said:

Obviously Scouries is much more proficient at teaching “Sex and the Modern Woman” at the University of Miami than you are at teaching yourself writing.

First of all, you don’t have a clue that when two independent clauses are joined by a conjunction (you know, like “and” or “but”), you put a comma between them. In your story “The Professor’s Daughter,” you are missing about a hundred commas.

Your dialogue is pitiful. Take this sentence, which is paragraph 5:

“David, it’s Garrett.” He said unconvincingly into the receiver.

It should be a comma after Garrett, and He should not be capitalized. You repeatedly butcher dialog like that.

I could go on and on and on regarding other errors.

You might flunk Scouries for his grammar, but I’m sure he would likewise flunk you for not knowing anything about sex and the modern woman (that is beyond obvious in your story).

Now sr71plt might recommend that you obtain a copy of The Chicago Manual of Style (it’s not about fashion) and read it to TxRad who can slaughter the written word even better than you. I would, however, suggest euthanasia for both you and TxRad, at least with respect to your literary efforts.

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^^^^^^ This is even funnier......

Scribbled has outed himself as another alt and he doesn't even realize it.... What's that make now, five, six, or is it more. I've lost count. Four in this thread alone.

Hey scribbled, my punctuation may suck and I'll be the first to admit it but it sure beats what you've produced. NOTHING.... At least I try.

And from what I read, scouries, your hero other self ain't much better.

Get a grip you're losing it faster and faster.

lindiana said:

You know, Scribbled, I was going to post some nasty shit about you but I got to thinking and I decided maybe you are right and I should stop writing.

Maybe my high school teachers who made me the Editor of our weekly school paper were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the International Honor Society for High School Journalists that voted me in as a member was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the Columbia University School of Journalism that awarded my body of work from my high school paper was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe my college professors that gave me A's and B's on all my stories were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the literary magazines that published my poems were wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe the post collegiate writing contests in which I have won cash prizes were wrong and I cannot write.

And yes maybe even the Editorial Staff of Litererotica was wrong and I cannot write.

Maybe they were all wrong, all the way back to Mr. Wasserman my beloved high school journalism instructor, and you are right.

I do apologize, Scribbled, for believing them and not you. Please accept my apology. I shall never write again so as to no longer offend your impeccable taste.

NOT!

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Nobody who has read your latest story could possibly believe your imaginary credentials. The proof is in the prose.

more 1000 vote stories!!!

jealous??????