LizVegas79
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"Did you just text me a picture of your cock you fucking pervert?!!"
What's He or She Saying?
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"Did you just text me a picture of your cock you fucking pervert?!!"
lovetporoleplay1
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"Did you just text me a picture of your cock you fucking pervert?!!"
"yes but you sent me a picture of yours first........Oh wait. This is from my buddy LENNY NOT LIZZIE. Ewwwwww gross. "
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Paul_Chance
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"Wow. That perv can see straight into my apartment. Okay, but I'm not giving up fucking on the couch for him. He'll just have to buy more lube and get used to it."
(Damn, that is one attractive woman. I think I spent ten minutes just staring at her ass. "Dear Santa, please make this women move into the apartment across from me. Thanks!")
lovetporoleplay1
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"Who cares about Maxim.......I just want to be hot enough to be on Liz's "What's He Or She Saying" thread. More guys see that than Maxim"
LizVegas79
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"Hmmm, what vile, disgusting, deliciously naughty things am I going to
make you do to me today my pretty little pet? Let's see ...."
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LizVegas79
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"Who cares about Maxim.......I just want to be hot enough to be on Liz's "What's He Or She Saying" thread. More guys see that than Maxim"
"Hi Liz. Can I be on your "What's He or She Saying?" thread please? I have a very, very
naughty potty mouth that's all yours if you like."
lovetporoleplay1
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"I bet you'll let Rudolph play along now"
lovetporoleplay1
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"Every year you ask me and every year it's still not FUNNY!
NO I DONT WANT TO SEE SANTA'S SACK! Maybe if it didn't hang to your knees "
LizVegas79
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"Should I put my new boots on my Shoe Porn thread or my Pervy Husband thread?"
Paul_Chance
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"I strip naked for you and you just watch. I put my boots back on and you're suddenly hard as a rock. Perv. I like that in a man."
(Definitely the shoe fetish thread!)
Paul_Chance
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"Oh darling, Anthony's hung like a bull. You really have no idea what that feels like do you?"
Devlishone4fun
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Mrs. Claus's annual Christmas Eve office party.
Who else thinks they can handle the candy cane next?
LizVegas79
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"Oh hey, you're David's wife right? Hi, I'm his old girlfriend, Danni. Nice to finally meet you."
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hairball18
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"Oh hey, you're David's wife right? Hi, I'm his old girlfriend, Danielle. Nice to finally meet you."
David told me about you.
LizVegas79
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ME: "Oh really? He never mentioned this his old friend "Danny" was actually his
smoking fucking hot ex-girlfriend who's what? ten years younger than me."
smoking fucking hot ex-girlfriend who's what? ten years younger than me."
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jaF0
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I don't want a man who gives a lot of presents.
I just want a stocking stuffer.
I hang black lace stockings on my mantle every year. Always empty in the morning.
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"The strip club I dance at is that way."
I don' t think it's a brick shithouse. Why do you ask?
LizVegas79
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"Merry Christmas to you too, Billy. I see college is helping someone come
out of their shell a little. But if you don't let go of my ass I'm going to tell
your mother. And if that doesn't work, I'm going to tell my husband."
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whenagain
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“This one strap keeps chafing my shoulders.
"Oh hey, you're David's wife right? Hi, I'm his old girlfriend, Danni. Nice to finally meet you."
Maybe you can help me fix it.”
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