Lord Pmann
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Emerson40
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What do Stripper Bar DJs Do When They Retire
There were a ton of flight cancellations today due to poor weather. I was supposed to stop over in Denver, but instead had a short flight and made my connection in St Paul. Not bad - only set me back 1 hour from my original arrival time to my destination. Better than most fared today.
We are ready to pull back from the gate and make our way to the runway for take off when the captain clicks onto the speaker to welcome all aboard and announce flight time, weather at our destination, etc. This guy sounded exactly like a stripper club DJ. I was half expecting a mirror ball to drop from the ceiling and being asked to "put my hands together and make some noise, let's give a friendly skies welcome to our stewardess, Twyla, as she makes her sexy way to the stage."
Half the guys on the plane were chuckling after the announcement. I was waiting for Whitesnake's Still of Night, or Get Low to start piping through the speakers.
There were a ton of flight cancellations today due to poor weather. I was supposed to stop over in Denver, but instead had a short flight and made my connection in St Paul. Not bad - only set me back 1 hour from my original arrival time to my destination. Better than most fared today.
We are ready to pull back from the gate and make our way to the runway for take off when the captain clicks onto the speaker to welcome all aboard and announce flight time, weather at our destination, etc. This guy sounded exactly like a stripper club DJ. I was half expecting a mirror ball to drop from the ceiling and being asked to "put my hands together and make some noise, let's give a friendly skies welcome to our stewardess, Twyla, as she makes her sexy way to the stage."
Half the guys on the plane were chuckling after the announcement. I was waiting for Whitesnake's Still of Night, or Get Low to start piping through the speakers.
NippleMuncher
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Best day ever. In the history of forever.
Not possible, for I was not there with you, THAT, my dear, would be the best day ever in the history of forever!
vibes
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I really miss my family
You didn't say you'd bought a rocket
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vibes
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Well, I certainly can't see them in your avatar, so I guess not.
Help me see them in your shadow
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Not possible, for I was not there with you, THAT, my dear, would be the best day ever in the history of forever!
Oooohh
That's smooth, NM, smooth - just like a nice buttercream frosting.
NippleMuncher
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Oooohh
That's smooth, NM, smooth - just like a nice buttercream frosting.
Smooth is my middle name, but NippleSmoothMuncher sounds weird, so I just go by NippleMuncher or NM.
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I know - I sent you multiple PMs of devotion, love and lust and I have not seen a single reply on asshat yet
Lord Pmann
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What a hot morning. Fuck.
Lord Pmann
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some transPacific weather come your way?
haha - actually don't need to know
Like a little bit of rain. A little bit of sunshine.
Hahaha. What's to say I wasn't literally meaning hot? I do live in Florida.
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How the hells does he know my patronus is a tiger? Wonders never ...
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I had no idea you played golf.
BeachMomma
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Your corner of Florida may be hot. Mine sure as hell isn't!
Lord Pmann
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It's pleasantly cool now. It was hot as hell this morning. I was sweating like crazy.
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The How To forum seems to have a lot of hostility over the last two days. Let us make love, not war. 
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That wasn't from the weather, dear!
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