Is it a new form? Annie strikes again!

Last chance

At least I'm persistent, if not talented, with this format:


Joan Doesn't Go in his Workshop.

Now that that’s some calendar girl!
Not that one by the sink over there, this,
Laboring on her knees like that.
Yes, that’s some strapping miss,
This month’s Miss September who bears
My full attention baring what she wears.

Try as I might to work in my workshop,
I can’t! Jehovah as my witness bears
The truth in that, if He should see me now.
However much or little she wears,
Bares, or dares my imagination, I should force
Chaste thoughts, like those goddam bus tours

Joan insists upon…but if Joan looked like that
She’d be an eyeful, posing on all fours
And then we could be rich,
Charging rich voyeurs for tours,
Foursomes, etcetera not OK,
Of course. (You know who’d say “No way!”)

But baring her wares with tours de force would miss
The point, OK? No way she bears an ass like this.

.........

I hope homophones are OK; if not, I give up!
 
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poetic license all good, as far as i'm concerned (and since i also made use of its leeway), and still a fun write. still, you'll have to wait for the woman, herself, to pass judgement on all our efforts, as the form's inventor :D


damn, you have persistence, man! :cool:
 
For your persistance I will give you 10/10
For adherance to the rules 7.5/10
For making my life easier and bolding the relevant words 10/10
so on average I reckon we can call that a pass! :)
 
At least I'm persistent, if not talented, with this format:


Joan Doesn't Go in his Workshop.

Now that that’s some calendar girl!
Not that one by the sink over there, this,
Laboring on her knees like that.
Yes, that’s some strapping miss,
This month’s Miss September who bears
My full attention baring what she wears.

Try as I might to work in my workshop,
I can’t! Jehovah as my witness bears
The truth in that, if He should see me now.
However much or little she wears,
Bares, or dares my imagination, I should force
Chaste thoughts, like those goddam bus tours

Joan insists upon…but if Joan looked like that
She’d be an eyeful, posing on all fours
And then we could be rich,
Charging rich voyeurs for tours,
Foursomes, etcetera not OK,
Of course. (You know who’d say “No way!”)

But baring her wares with tours de force would miss
The point, OK? No way she bears an ass like this.

.........

I hope homophones are OK; if not, I give up!

hehehee - there ya go! a fine pass, indeedy; now see who can catch it! :D
 
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