As The Hospital Pervs

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I submit my papers to an online tutor type program for correction. I think I am love with the man that checked my paper. I do not know who he is, but I could love him. I think I will send him a perverted love story for correction. I will make many grammar mistakes.
 
I really liked your paper because I was unaware of telestroke before this paper. So let’s get started.
Let's get started on something else! I might know some other things he is unaware of. WTF
 
My paper is done so I am drinking wine out of a sauce jar.

A cheap box Chard in a jelly jar really gets the job done in my neck of the trailer park. Well, actually, I tend to go with jam, but after a spell you can't really tell once the label gets peeled off.

Oops, gotta run, Jersey Shore's up.
 
A cheap box Chard in a jelly jar really gets the job done in my neck of the trailer park. Well, actually, I tend to go with jam, but after a spell you can't really tell once the label gets peeled off.

Oops, gotta run, Jersey Shore's up.
Ha! Nooo! Come back! I want to assess your LOC.
 
^ and then I will be kicked out of school for perversion in the first degree.

I have an Xmas song for you, then. Just thought of it yesterday.

All us perverts are together
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We'll be perving on forever
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lay me down on sheets of leather
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Tickle my ass with a feather
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la


Should make caroling a lot more interesting.
 
I have an Xmas song for you, then. Just thought of it yesterday.

All us perverts are together
Fa la la la la, la la la la
We'll be perving on forever
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lay me down on sheets of leather
Fa la la, fa la la, la la la
Tickle my ass with a feather
Fa la la la la, la la, la, la


Should make caroling a lot more interesting.
Sperm nuts pulsing in an open mouth-
Jack Love whipping at your toes-

It's too early!
 
Inappropriate nurse/doctor conversation of the week:

Nurse: Patient A needs more pulmonary care, I put him in a percussion/vibrate bed to beat his back for chest therapy. These beds are the best things ever.

Doctor: You find an empty room and put a quarter in?

Nurse: I save my quarters for the mechanical bull rides.

(on the telephone of course)
 
Inappropriate nurse/doctor conversation of the week:

Nurse: Patient A needs more pulmonary care, I put him in a percussion/vibrate bed to beat his back for chest therapy. These beds are the best things ever.

Doctor: You find an empty room and put a quarter in?

Nurse: I save my quarters for the mechanical bull rides.

(on the telephone of course)

I don't know which of the last two posts was funnier.

Thanks for the laughs, needed them badly.
 
I've got my top nurse cap on and I'm whipping mean arterial pressures with every one hour beta-blockades. (Labetalol)
 
Hott priest alert! I just blushed and turned around in my chair so fast, Nurse A said: What? Did you date him in HS?

I am in so much trouble! I want to get under his dress!
 
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