Chaingun
Who do ya love?
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Oh, baby. C'mere and snorkel me!
Come take a shower with us, you!
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Oh, baby. C'mere and snorkel me!
Come take a shower with us, you!
I built the showers to hold an Olympic synchronized swimming team.
Are You implying that I'm a dirty girl?!
Then bring it. I am sure we can find some way to put it to use.
Woot!
Are You implying that I'm a dirty girl?!
You're just so damned cute when you say that!!
Don't forget perverted. And horny. Just two more of my good qualities.
Well I THOUGHT that you already had that printed on your business cards!
OK, Cute, Perverted and Horny!!!
There are so many more.
Let me make a list.
Just got back from patrol...what did I miss?
Is there any jack left? I sure could use me some.
*hands you a mile-long piece of paper*
Start working on your list. We will check back with you next year.
Brad, Muse and I found them this morning on our little venture out. We did good!
*goes to his room to find a pencil and start working on list.*
I'm sorry it was not immediately recognized as a compliment.
Um, let's see. Naked ping pong tournament, naked dinner, naked ammo reloading, naked vacuuming of all the carpet in the common areas, naked room inspections, naked posting, naked indoor volleyball, naked generator maintenance, naked mani/pedi's for all you ladies, naked modeling of all the high heels I brought back for y'all, naked reading, and naked spooning while we lie around and watch old comedies.
And just so you know, the dress code is casual.
I've never been shopping like this. It was fun! Brad just kinda drives over stuff.
Now wait, do we get to make suggestions?
I think I'll start with naked vacuuming enjoy your shower
Sure. Bring it on.
Yeah, just pretty much take what you want, and destroy everything in between on the way there and back. And it's possible that Brad needs his eyeglass prescription updated.
Wait, you mean I don't have to do all that stuff?
Wow, thanks!
May I watch?
Nah, it gives me something to do, since everyone seems to have their own jobs. I shall clean!
Sure come on. (or should I say cum on?)
Wow, you're the best future concubine...wait, sorry. You're the best guest ever.
All you want. Don't forget though, that we have a still now. We've got homemade hooch. (Oh, sorry, Tiarra, we'll figure out a different name for it so we don't confuse you into thinking we're calling you when we say that.)
We are devising a way to make gourmet flavored potato chips. Yum.