Exquisition
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"Jesus, your clit's HUGE! Hang on, that's not a clit."
Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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LaRascasse
I dream, therefore I am
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"Could we stop for a bit? I'm getting seasick."
DeftTongue
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It's not infectious.
Exquisition
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"Don't worry, you get used to the little nippers after a while!"
Handley_Page
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Can we get a crack on here.
I want to watch the Final tonight. . . .
I want to watch the Final tonight. . . .
Kitlekyana
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'You know, on second thought, let's just be friends'
"Wow, that was really great! So what time should I rent the U haul for tomorrow?" (referring to an old joke, about what do lesbians do on a second date? Rent a u haul and move in....)
"Wow, that was really great! So what time should I rent the U haul for tomorrow?" (referring to an old joke, about what do lesbians do on a second date? Rent a u haul and move in....)
loquere
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Incest really?
Exquisition
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"How much for a cream pie?"
RNJAG
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Whats really cool is this virus cream also makes a good lube too!
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With a little more practice you'll be as good as your sister, and your mother....
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Dont worry, I know all the Dr's at the clinic, just mention my name...
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My mother and father were brother and sister, thats why I am so much a like!
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Wanna know why they call me Lassie?
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With a little more practice you'll be as good as your sister, and your mother....
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Dont worry, I know all the Dr's at the clinic, just mention my name...
...........
My mother and father were brother and sister, thats why I am so much a like!
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Wanna know why they call me Lassie?
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