Old 04-10-2013, 02:44 PM   #266601
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:45 PM   #266602
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I've always said, "Johnny, if you could suck your own dick you'd never leave the house."
and this is why the church and the tea-shoppe don't look for your patronage, dude....
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:45 PM   #266603
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:50 PM   #266604
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:59 PM   #266605
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sean - you read TP's/Stephen Baxter's The Long Earth yet?

i'm just about to begin
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:04 PM   #266606
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This place would be alot better with less people.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 03:05 PM   #266607
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This place would be alot better with less people.
jeez, don't beat about the bush, luv, i can take a hint




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Old 04-10-2013, 03:14 PM   #266608
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jeez, don't beat about the bush, luv, i can take a hint




Bah

I'm talking about the place I am physically in.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 03:14 PM   #266609
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Today a woman submitted the form for an audio submission of her eating her own pussy to 5 consecutive orgasms. The audio file didn't make it through.

I keep checking our mail. I'm so intrigued.
holy shit! i hope she's not eating her cat.
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:32 PM   #266610
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:34 PM   #266611
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Today a woman submitted the form for an audio submission of her eating her own pussy to 5 consecutive orgasms. The audio file didn't make it through.

I keep checking our mail. I'm so intrigued.
So how many of us would actually try this if we could? I think I'd be more distracted about what I could actually see if I was down there.
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:37 PM   #266612
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:41 PM   #266613
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Casper Wells claimed by the Blue Jays. We get jack shit.

It's making me lose more and more faith in Jack Z. I should know by now though that as long as the two morons Lincoln & Armstrong are top dogs in the organization, this team will always be fucked.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 03:42 PM   #266614
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Casper Wells claimed by the Blue Jays. We get jack shit.

It's making me lose more and more faith in Jack Z. I should know by now though that as long as the two morons Lincoln & Armstrong are top dogs in the organization, this team will always be fucked.
Now he's just a direct flight from TO to Albany, then a 10 mile ride home to Schenectady....
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:48 PM   #266615
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So how many of us would actually try this if we could? I think I'd be more distracted about what I could actually see if I was down there.
not me - i'm all for the whole 'doing to and being done to' thang
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:50 PM   #266616
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and let's be honest, how many women could continue licking herself to O when all you want to do when approaching the curve is to concentrate on the sensations, gasp and strain and arch your back? i'd be bloody hopeless at it.
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Old 04-10-2013, 03:51 PM   #266617
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not me - i'm all for the whole 'doing to and being done to' thang
Ditto. I'm too spoiled to pump my own gas, let alone maneuver myself in that position.
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:31 PM   #266618
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90 degrees. I'm melting.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 04:56 PM   #266620
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90 degrees. I'm melting.
That angle is going to hurt your hips. You should stand up straight.
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Old 04-10-2013, 04:57 PM   #266621
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That angle is going to hurt your hips. You should stand up straight.
I can't. My huge penis is too heavy.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 04:58 PM   #266622
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I can't. My huge penis is too heavy.
We've been over this before. That thing that hangs down below your stomach is just more stomach.
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Old 04-10-2013, 05:01 PM   #266623
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We've been over this before. That thing that hangs down below your stomach is just more stomach.
Don't make me stomach-slap you.
 

Old 04-10-2013, 05:03 PM   #266624
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Old 04-10-2013, 05:20 PM   #266625
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Don't make me stomach-slap you.
OK, but I'm doing it because I want to, not because you told me to.
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