poppadog
Old Dog - New Tricks
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Are you thinking of asking a child-eating troll?
Are there such things and where do they hide?
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Are you thinking of asking a child-eating troll?
Are there such things and where do they hide?
Do you think we're going to tell you? Isn't it more fun to find out for yourself?
Wouldn't it just be quicker to tell us than guess all day?
But where is the fun in that?
If the world really is " A great big onion" why aren't we all crying??
And what if you don't know your onions?What if onions don't make you cry?
And what if you don't know your onions?
Would it be OK if I knew my tomatoes?
Would it be OK if I knew your tomatoes?
And what would I get to know in return?
How about a cucumber?
How about something bigger?
Or meatier? Like a sausage?
Is there enough to go around?
(Not literally!)
Why can't both of us go at once?Can you take turns?
Why can't both of us go at once?
Oh, yes! You know how to make me purr, don't you?Would you hold while I taste? Then maybe we could trade?
Oh, yes! You know how to make me purr, don't you?
Is that such a bad thing?Did you know I'm going to be all squirmy at work now?
Is that such a bad thing?
Is that the reason you've been missing from Lit?Don't you know that "bad" is the new "good"?
Is that the reason you've been missing from Lit?
Oh! Didn't you know that my internet provider fucked me over without kissing me first, and I had to change providers?