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Well we need look no further for the explanation of why dumb and dumber are such defenders of the current contest system. The dumb texan, with his Romance Category stories, his voting ALTS and his toadyism is beginning to stink so badly that even the QUEEN is having trouble stomaching him.

And our brave and courageous oily who sold out in two seconds flat when the QUEEN approached him recently. “Oh please my little friend, the dumb texan has become a joke. Would you please help MANU and I and take on LITEROTICA’S #1 author for us? If you do we’ll let your story win a prize even if nobody reads it”, she promised him.

All we’re now missing in this contest is the latest “award winning” woodsy chapter from darkboy and his numbers ALT from down under… wouldn’t that be an unexpected First, Second and Third Place TRIFECTA of winners :rolleyes:?

And of course it’s not surprising that the aussie numbers ALT doesn’t want anyone but his insider, AHland cronies to see the real numbers.

And the leader, this so called éclair? Something definitely going on here! One list (30 day one) shows the story at 4.87 with 154 votes. But at the same time the story is shown at 4.88 with 220 votes on the All-Time list! Only on LITEROTICA…


Bonsai Hunting eclare ROM 4.87
Petition slyc_willie EX 4.73
Torrent AffectionateFather IN 4.70
The Devil and an Angel TxRad ROM 4.69
A Father's Dream MSTarot IN 4.68
Morgan's Canal eclare ROM 4.68
Feral Heart slyc_willie NH 4.65
That Hippy Chick xelliebabex ROM 4.63
A Dangerous Environment theravenfox AUD - NC 4.51
My Brother, My Master silkstockingslover IN 4.51
A Weekend in Appalachia JagFarlane EC 4.49
"No Boundaries" Water Canoe Area curlyspurs IN 4.49
Hipster Sister's Clothing Ban HeyAll IN 4.44
May to December Earth Day Romance JuanVato MAT 4.43
A Day in the Park StaciRay79 EX 4.42
Save a Tree Become a Sex Slave silkstockingslover NC 4.38
Bird Man hoo_hoo_boo EC 4.36
Pirate Days Jasmynn_Brown ILL 4.36
The Most Beautiful Art Cndrlla69 ROM 4.35
Cleaning Cans and Bottles Topless SusanJillParker MAT 4.33
Opposites Attract tk5555 GS 4.31
A Winter Hike with Mom CavyConsultant IN 4.31
Time hoo_hoo_boo EC 4.25
A Seed Called Pygmalion subwryter NH 4.21
A Backwoods Awakening YDB95 LES 4.19
For the Glory of the Earth sr71plt GAY 4.13
The Problem with Monsanto JagFarlane REV 4.09
The Hike Beelzebub72 BDSM 4.05
Hiking Nude Ashson EX 3.99
The Hikers Aunay EC 3.96
Blind Ashson NC 3.91
Dalliance of the Earth Goddess Isis RedHairedandFriendly SF 3.84
Roadtrip sexnovella EC 3.83
Earth Day Encounter Stacy469 EC 3.63
The Chief Directive Rutabaga72 NC 3.54
Countryside HottieKatie LW 3.48
The Sound of Silence litfan10 SF 3.23
Dalliance of Earth Goddess Durga RedHairedandFriendly SF 3.21
 
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It’s always interesting to see the actual vote totals isn’t it? You get to see the stories that the reading public got excited about.

The brilliant sayheykid is again showing us his genius. His story has already received over one thousand “5’s”! Four times the number that the two so called “highest rated” stories combined have votes!

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the sayheykid's voting machine?

Incest again dominates the list. The 6 incest stories have amassed over 5800 votes, more than 1200 more votes than the other 32 stories have received combined. Incest stories are averaging 970 votes while all the other category stories average 140! And that 140 average includes the ridiculous robot alt votes that dt has been making. Without that cheating the average would be closer to 120. Enough said…


Hipster Sister's Clothing Ban HeyAll IN 1889
A Winter Hike with Mom CavyConsultant IN 1143
"No Boundaries" Water Canoe Area curlyspurs IN 1104
My Brother, My Master silkstockingslover IN 822
The Devil and an Angel TxRad ROM 625
Torrent AffectionateFather IN 568
Save a Tree Become a Sex Slave silkstockingslover NC 506
Morgan's Canal eclare ROM 390
A Father's Dream MSTarot IN 303
A Day in the Park StaciRay79 EX 287
That Hippy Chick xelliebabex ROM 267
Feral Heart slyc_willie NH 223
The Most Beautiful Art Cndrlla69 ROM 189
Countryside HottieKatie LW 166
Cleaning Cans and Bottles Topless SusanJillParker MAT 163
A Weekend in Appalachia JagFarlane EC 162
Hiking Nude Ashson EX 162
Bonsai Hunting eclare ROM 154
Opposites Attract tk5555 GS 117
Petition slyc_willie EX 111
Pirate Days Jasmynn_Brown ILL 109
The Hikers Aunay EC 96
Earth Day Encounter Stacy469 EC 94
May to December Earth Day Romance JuanVato MAT 92
A Dangerous Environment theravenfox AUD - NC 86
Roadtrip sexnovella EC 84
The Problem with Monsanto JagFarlane REV 79
A Seed Called Pygmalion subwryter NH 78
The Chief Directive Rutabaga72 NC 74
The Hike Beelzebub72 BDSM 62
Blind Ashson NC 56
For the Glory of the Earth sr71plt GAY 39
Bird Man hoo_hoo_boo EC 36
The Sound of Silence litfan10 SF 31
Dalliance of the Earth Goddess Isis RedHairedandFriendly SF 31
Dalliance of Earth Goddess Durga RedHairedandFriendly SF 29
A Backwoods Awakening YDB95 LES 26
Time hoo_hoo_boo EC 8
 
Nomination period now closed...

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LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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the [size=+2]:D MANU :D[/size] award

The MANU nomination period is now closed. I would like to thank the hundreds of airians who took the time to let us know their choice. Over the next two days our Board of Experts will winnow the list down to five official nominees. These nominees willl be put on the ballot that will be sent out to all fully paid up A.I.R. members on Wednesday and Internet voting will continue until Saturday. On Sunday we will announce our members choice for the nineteenth MANU to be awarded.

And the opportunity to join these great writers:

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LITEROTICA’S LIFETIME ACHIEVMENT AWARD
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BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel

Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021

rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries
Slickman

TryAnything
Wm_Sexpear
youbadboy
 
[size=+2]ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.)[/size]

2013 Sexy April Contest


[size=+2]Why Earth Day when you’ve got this contest? April 2013’s #1 erotic story contest on the internet. Already with over 613 entries![/size]

But remember ladies and gentlemen - A.I.R. wants QUALITY not QUANTITY! Give us your good ones – dump the rest in the LITEROTICA one.


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a.i.r. believes in multiple partners … not multiple entries
 
Why Earth Day you ask? For one thing it is a real contest, not like the fake crap you try to pass off.

Also any award you read about in this thread is fake
 
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Also any LITEROTICA award you read about in this thread is fake

Okay most people know that our friend from texas is no intellectual giant. In fact “mental midget” is the commonest description of him most people use.

However I believe that it’s important to point it out when he occasionally makes a good point. We of course have discussed the Annual LITEROTICA Awards on this thread and I think the evidence is in and does support dt’s assertion that “any literotica award you read about on this thread is fake”.

We’re still waiting on the 2011 winners? Is that possible?

A.I.R. has already announced the 2012 winner!

Patience is one thing…but at some point the word "fake" does have to slip into the conversation...


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The final voting for the The 13th Annual Literotica Reader's Choice Awards will begin on October 20th, 2012. Thank you for your patience, and good luck to all!
 
voting is now open!!!!

Please V O T E

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Ballots were sent out early this morning to all A.I.R. members. Please ladies and gentlemen, take the few seconds required and cast your ballots. Thanks.​
 
glad to seee some of the big boys (and girls) in tthe contest - ssl, ttt, awtoo, say

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2013 Sexy April Contest


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UPDATED SCORES: LITEROTICA part of the contest


NUDE DAY 2013 AUTHOR CATEGORY SCORE

Nude Day with Mom BuckyDuckman INC 4.80
Nude Melissa geronimo_appleby INC 4.68
Taking the Reigns xelliebabex ROM 4.68
Mom Submission silkstockingslover INC 4.67
All That Jazz - First Time theravenfox AUD 4.64
What to Say at a Naked Party damppanties ROM 4.64
Lavender and Jasmine MSTarot LES 4.63
Skater's Waltz patientlee EC 4.62
Awake BenLong EC 4.60
Camp Kink Goldeniangel NOV 4.60
Look Good Naked AffectionateFather INC 4.59
NUDE Lesbian Wrestling: Coed Tricked silkstockingslover LES 4.59
Eye-Candy Alex De Kok MAT 4.57
Diggin' It RejectReality GS 4.55
One Fat Summer Day SSobotkaJr EC 4.54
The Nude Journal JayDavid ROM 4.54
The Nude Beach sexnovella MAT 4.53
Heavenly Bodies in the Hot Springs MatthewVett GS 4.51
Double Booked RejectReality GS 4.49
Beach Vacay TexRiffraff EX 4.48
Perfect Suburban Mother HeyAll INC 4.47
Feel Your Skin HeyAll INC 4.46
Enticingly Unnaked sr71plt GAY 4.43
Nude Day Audition slyc_willie GAY 4.43
Virginity Redux dragonwriter FT 4.37
Straight Cocksucker silkstockingslover GAY 4.37
Trail Ride to Remember JagFarlane EX 4.36
The Recruit Girls_cum_first EC 4.33
Pulling a Felicia YDB95 FET 4.30
Women of Temptation HeyAll EC 4.28
The Prisoner horrorotica GAY 4.25
Play Date Cndrlla69 GS 4.23
Wet Wrestling LitEroCat EX 4.21
Fun in the Sun TE999 EC 4.18
By the Beach RjThoughts EC 4.18
A New World Record Tx Tall Tales HUM 4.17
What the Hell Are You Looking At? patientlee EX 4.15
Nude Party HottieKatie LES 4.12
Nudism, a Primer for the Curious BuckyDuckman HOW 4.09
Couldn't Possibly Love You More... hotlovingcouple LW 4.09
Anne's First-Ever Lap Dance Texracer1 NC 4.07
Getting Naked magmaman LW 4.06
TWA Jasmynn_Brown ILL 4.02
Mom Seduces Virgin Son on Nude Day SusanJillParker INC 3.96
My Nude Olympics kitten1964 EX 3.92
Job Perk BrettJ GS 3.90
Their First Weekend DeweyWoo EC 3.87
Roller Skates and Pigtails sweet_lusciousdesire EX 3.87
A Flower Blooms in the Dark sheablue EX 3.87
The Office Slut HeyAll NC 3.87
My Admirer MichaelWest EX 3.86
Nude from Life DonElvira EX 3.85
A Perfect Match Plzxcusemyenglish FET 3.85
Corporate Revenge msgrant67 FET 3.85
July 14, 1928 in an Erotic Novel leBonhomme INC 3.83
Road Trip: Beach Blanket Anal Benny024 GS 3.78
Mrs. Barbara Smith Benny024 GS 3.77
Nude Day Movie dragonwriter GAY 3.75
It Only Takes One subwryter EX 3.66
Nude Day at the Diner Ashson NC 3.63
The Beachboys sexnovella GS 3.61
The Cruise DG Hear LW 3.61
Kalee Experiences Nude Day Liplovinman NC 3.52
 
UPDATED VOTE TOTALS: LITEROTICA part of the contest

NUDE DAY 2013 AUTHOR CATEGORY VOTES

Perfect Suburban Mother HeyAll INC 1968
Mom Submission silkstockingslover INC 1191
Feel Your Skin HeyAll INC 1035
The Cruise DG Hear LW 990
Look Good Naked AffectionateFather INC 919
Nude Day with Mom BuckyDuckman INC 847
The Office Slut HeyAll NC 739
Double Booked RejectReality GS 689
Heavenly Bodies in the Hot Springs MatthewVett GS 485
Diggin' It RejectReality GS 482
Mom Seduces Virgin Son on Nude Day SusanJillParker INC 442
What to Say at a Naked Party damppanties ROM 437
Nude Melissa geronimo_appleby INC 422
Eye-Candy Alex De Kok MAT 413
NUDE Lesbian Wrestling: Coed Tricked silkstockingslover LES 405
Couldn't Possibly Love You More... hotlovingcouple LW 369
Straight Cocksucker silkstockingslover GAY 358
By the Beach RjThoughts EC 318
The Nude Beach sexnovella MAT 314
Taking the Reigns xelliebabex ROM 301
Fun in the Sun TE999 EC 299
Play Date Cndrlla69 GS 288
Getting Naked magmaman LW 247
Virginity Redux dragonwriter FT 207
Lavender and Jasmine MSTarot LES 206
Awake BenLong EC 189
Beach Vacay TexRiffraff EX 187
Trail Ride to Remember JagFarlane EX 185
Camp Kink Goldeniangel NOV 178
Nude Party HottieKatie LES 170
The Prisoner horrorotica GAY 161
Job Perk BrettJ GS 155
Women of Temptation HeyAll EC 143
Nude Day Audition slyc_willie GAY 141
Corporate Revenge msgrant67 FET 136
A New World Record Tx Tall Tales HUM 132
My Nude Olympics kitten1964 EX 131
One Fat Summer Day SSobotkaJr EC 119
The Beachboys sexnovella GS 114
Nude Day at the Diner Ashson NC 109
Roller Skates and Pigtails sweet_lusciousdesire EX 105
My Admirer MichaelWest EX 104
Anne's First-Ever Lap Dance Texracer1 NC 104
Enticingly Unnaked sr71plt GAY 100
The Nude Journal JayDavid ROM 95
Their First Weekend DeweyWoo EC 93
It Only Takes One subwryter EX 93
Road Trip: Beach Blanket Anal Benny024 GS 86
Mrs. Barbara Smith Benny024 GS 86
Pulling a Felicia YDB95 FET 82
All That Jazz - First Time theravenfox AUD 80
Wet Wrestling LitEroCat EX 66
Nudism, a Primer for the Curious BuckyDuckman HOW 66
July 14, 1928 in an Erotic Novel leBonhomme INC 66
TWA Jasmynn_Brown ILL 65
What the Hell Are You Looking At? patientlee EX 59
The Recruit Girls_cum_first EC 58
Skater's Waltz patientlee EC 56
A Flower Blooms in the Dark sheablue EX 55
Nude Day Movie dragonwriter GAY 52
A Perfect Match Plzxcusemyenglish FET 46
Kalee Experiences Nude Day Liplovinman NC 46
Nude from Life DonElvira EX 27
 
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NUDE DAY 2013 AUTHOR CATEGORY VIEWS

Perfect Suburban Mother HeyAll INC 182835
Mom Submission silkstockingslover INC 158910
Nude Melissa geronimo_appleby INC 143657
The Office Slut HeyAll NC 111488
Nude Day with Mom BuckyDuckman INC 104188
Feel Your Skin HeyAll INC 101449
Look Good Naked AffectionateFather INC 85327
Mom Seduces Virgin Son on Nude Day SusanJillParker INC 81697
The Cruise DG Hear LW 73401
Taking the Reigns xelliebabex ROM 47617
TWA Jasmynn_Brown ILL 45963
Straight Cocksucker silkstockingslover GAY 44264
Double Booked RejectReality GS 42414
Heavenly Bodies in the Hot Springs MatthewVett GS 41667
Mrs. Barbara Smith Benny024 GS 37485
NUDE Lesbian Wrestling: Coed Tricked silkstockingslover LES 36681
Play Date Cndrlla69 GS 36129
The Nude Beach sexnovella MAT 36066
Fun in the Sun TE999 EC 35055
Couldn't Possibly Love You More... hotlovingcouple LW 34298
Beach Vacay TexRiffraff EX 31934
Trail Ride to Remember JagFarlane EX 27640
Eye-Candy Alex De Kok MAT 26926
Roller Skates and Pigtails sweet_lusciousdesire EX 26880
Road Trip: Beach Blanket Anal Benny024 GS 26779
Virginity Redux dragonwriter FT 26441
Diggin' It RejectReality GS 25808
Getting Naked magmaman LW 25227
Job Perk BrettJ GS 25071
Nude Party HottieKatie LES 24370
The Prisoner horrorotica GAY 23392
By the Beach RjThoughts EC 22605
What to Say at a Naked Party damppanties ROM 21497
Lavender and Jasmine MSTarot LES 20650
It Only Takes One subwryter EX 20567
The Beachboys sexnovella GS 20177
Anne's First-Ever Lap Dance Texracer1 NC 19775
July 14, 1928 in an Erotic Novel leBonhomme INC 19750
Nude Day Audition slyc_willie GAY 18071
Wet Wrestling LitEroCat EX 17866
Camp Kink Goldeniangel NOV 17628
Women of Temptation HeyAll EC 17346
Their First Weekend DeweyWoo EC 16870
My Admirer MichaelWest EX 15704
The Recruit Girls_cum_first EC 14289
Enticingly Unnaked sr71plt GAY 13519
My Nude Olympics kitten1964 EX 13155
A Perfect Match Plzxcusemyenglish FET 12832
Kalee Experiences Nude Day Liplovinman NC 12440
Corporate Revenge msgrant67 FET 12103
One Fat Summer Day SSobotkaJr EC 11913
Nude Day Movie dragonwriter GAY 11907
Nudism, a Primer for the Curious BuckyDuckman HOW 11826
Pulling a Felicia YDB95 FET 11644
All That Jazz - First Time theravenfox AUD 10668
Awake BenLong EC 9934
Nude Day at the Diner Ashson NC 9874
Nude from Life DonElvira EX 9836
A Flower Blooms in the Dark sheablue EX 9105
What the Hell Are You Looking At? patientlee EX 9008
The Nude Journal JayDavid ROM 8574
Skater's Waltz patientlee EC 7315
A New World Record Tx Tall Tales HUM 4623
 
Good to see the ScouriesWorld team, along with the AIR staff back in action.

Were all of you on a cruise or something? People were wondering where you've all been.
 
The "say hey kid"? WOW!!!!

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The boss and the rest of them are still away. In fact it now looks like jim won't be back until mid September at the earliest. But he sent me back to catch up on the paperwork! :(

But I'm going to be pretty busy over the next few weeks so won't be able to be around much. But I do want to congratulate you for another top voting contest story. I just wish that some of your confreres would start to produce contest stories up to your high standard.

And look what's become of the "official" contest thread! I warned the QUEEN that her choice to replace the oggman couldn't do it and the latest numbers certainly prove my point. Even the Englishman in his dotage would do better than tiger girl!

But what can you do? :cattail: demands complete subservience from her lackeys ...
 
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The Board of Directors of the ASSOCIATION of INDEPENDENT READERS (A.I.R.) decided some time ago that it would be appropriate to honor one of the giants of LITEROTICA fiction at the end of each of the Special Themed A.I.R. Contests.

They decided to call this new prize, one they believe will soon become emblematic of erotic fiction excellence and the most respected author’s award in the genre, the MANU. This name of course honors the first PRINCE of erotic fiction, a man who’s become a giant in the field of erotic publishing.

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These prizes will be awarded based on the author’s complete body of work. This is the nineteenth MANU to be awarded.

He’s been delighting Literotica readers for over 10 years. He’s written some of the highest selling stories on the site. He’s a multiple contest winner! A champion vote getter! Here at a.i.r. we simply call him the smart texan…

He’s the 19th winner of the MANU, please join me and millions of A.I.R. readers worldwide in honoring the one and only:

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BarondeSade
BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
Daniellekitten
DG Hear
Goldeniangel

Harddaysknight
Just Plain Bob
Many Feathers
masterhypnotist
nikki_2021

rgjohn
SamuelX
Sarahhh
scouries
Slickman

Tx_Tall_Tales
TryAnything
Wm_Sexpear
youbadboy
 
For any newbie around, this is a fake award by a fake association. This is just a way for scouries to associate his name with the good writers on Lit.
 
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the winners will be announced july 18, 2013!

Right after I announce the 2012 annual awards. ;)


QUEENIE :cattail: ...Where are you?

Wake up ... wake up ... it's now the 21st!

LAUREL? Are you there?

Is anybody home?

MANUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
 
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MANUUUU! :D

Untie the QUEEN :cattail: immediately!

No, it is not funny MANU! :D She's :cattail: got a contest to fix for crying out loud!

And she's already three days late! And all you want to do is listen to piano music?
 
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2013 Nude Day Contest Winner

Bucky Duckman

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Yes Mr Duckman may have been made a Fucked Man by the QUEEN and her flunkies but a.i.r. has not been fooled by the palace shenanigans. Our computers have verified Bucky's triumph and hence he has been awarded first prize in our contest. Congratulations sir!

Yes we are still the #1 contest support thread on the site. When important LITEROTICANS want to know what's going on they cum here. Where else would they go? You too can cum and play with the big boys...

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yes a.i.r. is home of the greats​
 
LOL, is it disrespectful to the winners of Lit's official contest if I say thanks? Fuck, I've been beat-up so much, I don't even know.

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2013 Nude Day Contest Winner

Bucky Duckman

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Yes Mr Duckman may have been made a Fucked Man by the QUEEN and her flunkies but a.i.r. has not been fooled by the palace shenanigans. Our computers have verified Bucky's triumph and hence he has been awarded first prize in our contest. Congratulations sir!

Yes we are still the #1 contest support thread on the site. When important LITEROTICANS want to know what's going on they cum here. Where else would they go? You too can cum and play with the big boys...

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yes a.i.r. is home of the greats​
 
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