Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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Saxon_Hart
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Can you hurry along? My next appointment is in three minutes.
Handley_Page
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No ! I do not take master card.
LaRascasse
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"May the force be with you... next time."
NekoParks
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Saxon_Hart
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You know, I could get you a book or a video before next time.
NaokoSmith
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Am I doing it right? How about here? Does this feel better? I really want to make sure you're having a good time. As well as me. I don't mean I'm not having a good time, this is great. I'm a feminist, you know. You can tell me how to do it, I don't mind. I always listen to the women at work. (Well, they're my bosses so I have to. Although sometimes I think ...) Oh sorry I got distracted and stopped just then. Was it good? Shall I do that some more, or something else? Are you sure this is OK for you? ....
Handley_Page
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ROFL.
Now tell me, do you want a cup of tea afterwards?. I always have one about this time,; my doctor says it's good for me when I take my pills.
NaokoSmith
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<Snigger>. Do you want a cup of tea afterwards is a total sex kill-off, HP! You know I only do it to the tune of chinking glasses of Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque - and that that isn't sparkling water
But as I am actually marking essays, I will take that cup of tea gladly! L8rs, u sxy thng - in the Naked Party
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BuckyDuckman
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Did you come yet? How about now? No? Now? Oh wow... how about now?
