The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

CWatson · Jan 12, 2011

Well, looks like we all had a nice December, at least. But as for myself, it's back to the habitual celibacy.

Oh well. At least I got any. When you have five maiden aunts in your family, you start taking seriously the threat of dying a virgin.

_Lynn_ · Jan 19, 2011

*here*

CWatson · Jan 19, 2011

Ugh. Something they don't tell you about having a sexual relationship (one of many things, as a matter of fact) is the withdrawal period afterwards. I've wanked more in the 18 days of 2011 than I did for like the entirety of 2010. (Okay maybe not that bad... but it's been pretty bad.)

Sigh.

TheeGoatPig · Jan 19, 2011

I didn't wank ever until after I had sex, and my sex life had ended, and I turned 20.

And I still haven't been laid since November, 2007.

_Lynn_ · Oct 13, 2011

Bumping.

YoursSINSerely · Oct 13, 2011

MistressLynn said:
Bumping.

Hooray for Lynn! At least you got to bump something today.

Thanks.

I didn't get laid today.

TE999 · Oct 13, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
Hooray for Lynn! At least you got to bump something today. Thanks.

I didn't get laid today.

Neither did I.

_Lynn_ · Oct 13, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
Hooray for Lynn! At least you got to bump something today. Thanks.

I didn't get laid today.

I did at that.

Dual_Triode · Oct 13, 2011

TE999 said:
Neither did I.

Me neither. The day isn't over yet, but if I get laid, I'll be in big trouble - The D.S.P. is out of town!

D.S.P. - Designated Sex Partner

Kat73 · Oct 13, 2011

I did not get laid today. I will most likely not get laid tomorrow. or the next day...

Tio_Narratore · Oct 13, 2011

Kat73 said:
I did not get laid today. I will most likely not get laid tomorrow. or the next day...

If we weren't on opposite sides of the continent, we might do something about that state of affairs for both of us...

carsonshepherd · Oct 13, 2011

wow...hello old thread.

Nope. Partner out of town.

TheeGoatPig · Oct 13, 2011

Dual_Triode said:
Me neither. The day isn't over yet[/SIZE]

It is for me, and I still haven't gotten laid in almost four years. Not as bad as my 12+ from before that, but still not good.

JSCourtney · Oct 13, 2011

.....

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

I'm back again for another night.

mynameisben · Oct 14, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
I'm back again for another night.

Nice shoes.

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

mynameisben said:
Nice shoes.

I take it that you aren't admitting to anything.

mynameisben · Oct 14, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
I take it that you aren't admitting to anything.

I didn't get laid today, if that's what you mean. You can always tell because those are the days I post here.

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

mynameisben said:
I didn't get laid today, if that's what you mean. You can always tell because those are the days I post here.

LOL

I think you've been here every day!

mynameisben · Oct 14, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
LOL

I think you've been here every day!

I wasn't here on March 11.

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

mynameisben said:
I wasn't here on March 11.

I was, too. :nana:

mynameisben · Oct 14, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
I was, too.

Was, or wasn't?

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

mynameisben said:
Was, or wasn't?

I read your post wrong. My bad!

Your good! :devil:

Hey, Ben. Which year are you talking about, anyway?

mynameisben · Oct 14, 2011

YoursSINSerely said:
I read your post wrong. My bad!

Your good!

Hey, Ben. Which year are you talking about, anyway?

This year. I was hoping you weren't online on March 11, too. I never did get the name of that girl.

YoursSINSerely · Oct 14, 2011

mynameisben said:
This year. I was hoping you weren't online on March 11, too. I never did get the name of that girl.

I'm sure it wasn't Babs.

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