SEVERUSMAX
Benevolent Master
- Joined
- Apr 1, 2004
- Posts
- 28,995
You snore like a steam-powered chainsaw, you know that?
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You snore like a steam-powered chainsaw, you know that?
Help! There's a bear in my bed!
And it's whistling!
Hope he can't see me!
-groans- Just because I have a little hair on my back does not make me a bear!
Oh no! First it's the VM-bear, now it's Jag the eagle! What's up today? Is the zoogate damaged??
Yes, I'm SeverusMax and I am bisexual. Must have read my profile....hehehe...
Where's my breakfast?
Uh...oh, shit.
Mmmmm. Snuggly soft and warm kitty girl.
That was incredible sex, but now take off those heels.
Sorry about that....I didn't mean to dig them in when I had my legs wrapped around you....
It's right here lover.
Oh, you mean food!
Feed me, baby.
We'll start with a nice layer of fresh fruit followed up by whipped cream.
No, no, silly! On you!
I want to speak to the manager, there's a bear in my bed.
A bare what?
Well, let's just pull down the sheets and find out? Slllluurrrrrp!