Old 01-03-2018, 07:10 AM   #1
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Smile Accidental Sex

Hi,

I would love more stories where the woman either doesn't realize sex is happening or is naive about it?
Like telling her it's a new yoga technique or wrestling ect...

I really liked literotica.com/s/new-airport-regulations
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Old 01-06-2018, 03:11 PM   #2
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I've always liked scenarios where an otherwise well-behaved woman gets naughty.

For me the best realistic scenario is a massage where it's all quite innocent, but quite sensual. She lays there enjoying the innocent massage, but her body can't help react as his hands get close to sensitive areas or as she feels his hot breath on her neck. I send my wife to a guy who has this effect on her. It got even better when he mixed in some Thai massage along with the traditional massage which meant some additional manipulation of her body and stretching of her legs and climbing on the massage table with her.

The other way around works too... a woman trying to remain professional as she massages a very attractive man.
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Old 01-08-2018, 03:02 AM   #3
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This occurs in some incest stories. Sonny's sleek cock just happens to accidentally slide right into Sis, Mom, Grandma, Aunty, etc because of some believable improbability. Think wrestling, or a shared costume or sleeping bag, or squeezed in a car's or bus's backseat, whatever. The trick is getting them close and exposed enough. Given that, anything can happen.
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Old 01-08-2018, 09:43 PM   #4
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I like a lot the theme too.. Once I read here on Lit (I can't remember the title) about a girl locked in a cubicle with the male swim team so the coach coudn't seem them using the pool with their hard cock in speedos touching her by all sides...

Good ideas are a crowded music show, crowded bus
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Old 01-08-2018, 09:50 PM   #5
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I am sorry i can't resist making the obligatory "so you tripped and fell and landed on his dick" reference?
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Old 01-08-2018, 10:21 PM   #6
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I am sorry i can't resist making the obligatory "so you tripped and fell and landed on his dick" reference?
Thank you! I thought it was just me.

Although, ChloeTzang did have a rather interesting story about faceplanting right in the lap of a skier on the slopes in an old AH thread where we were discussing inflatable hot tubs. I've been dying for her to turn that into something for print.
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"So, there I was, no shit, and I came down from catching some air on the double black diamond right on an unanticipated mougul and made a FDAU snow angel.

"I was laughing about it as I rolled to check and 'lo and behold, this totally babe-alicious china doll that had no business off the 'bunny' green circles, or at most the blue squares, spotted me and snowplowed right into the same damn mougul to faceplant and slide right into my crotch as I tried to get my 120 snowdancer boards out of the way to keep her from damaging them.

"Well, her K2's, no shit taller than she was, St. Andrews'd up behind her and she couldn't get the leverage to get up without pressing that pretty face down harder on my dick. And she would try to push up with her hands, but she would slip down again, for all the world like she was skull fucking my suddenly throbbing cock right there on the slopes!"
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fappityfappityfappity

Er, sorry. What were we talking about again?

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Old 01-08-2018, 10:40 PM   #7
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Thank you! I thought it was just me.

Although, ChloeTzang did have a rather interesting story about faceplanting right in the lap of a skier on the slopes in an old AH thread where we were discussing inflatable hot tubs. I've been dying for her to turn that into something for print.
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"So, there I was, no shit, and I came down from catching some air on the double black diamond right on an unanticipated mougul and made a FDAU snow angel.

"I was laughing about it as I rolled to check and 'lo and behold, this totally babe-alicious china doll that had no business off the 'bunny' green circles, or at most the blue squares, spotted me and snowplowed right into the same damn mougul to faceplant and slide right into my crotch as I tried to get my 120 snowdancer boards out of the way to keep her from damaging them.

"Well, her K2's, no shit taller than she was, St. Andrews'd up behind her and she couldn't get the leverage to get up without pressing that pretty face down harder on my dick. And she would try to push up with her hands, but she would slip down again, for all the world like she was skull fucking my suddenly throbbing cock right there on the slopes!"
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fappityfappityfappity

Er, sorry. What were we talking about again?
Yea i honestly don't buy into the idea of "accidental" sex. I just don't have the right chains/ropes to suspend my disbelief.
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Old 01-08-2018, 10:52 PM   #8
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Yea i honestly don't buy into the idea of "accidental" sex. I just don't have the right chains/ropes to suspend my disbelief.
Yeah, I'm afraid I couldn't do it justice. Except maybe in the humor category.

But, that's already been done.
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Old 01-09-2018, 03:41 PM   #9
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I am sorry i can't resist making the obligatory "so you tripped and fell and landed on his dick" reference?
I know that's probably an Eminim reference, but a very similar line was also uttered by Bruce Willis in the awesome movie, "The Last Boy Scout."

Anyway, for a story idea, how about a woman who is deathly afraid of dentists. She finally hears about one that will put you to sleep while he "fills your cavities" (nudge, nudge). She has no idea why he needs to see her so often, but she keeps going back. Until one day she comes home to find her panties on backwards.
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:53 AM   #10
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Thank you! I thought it was just me.

Although, ChloeTzang did have a rather interesting story about faceplanting right in the lap of a skier on the slopes in an old AH thread where we were discussing inflatable hot tubs. I've been dying for her to turn that into something for print.
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"So, there I was, no shit, and I came down from catching some air on the double black diamond right on an unanticipated mougul and made a FDAU snow angel.

"I was laughing about it as I rolled to check and 'lo and behold, this totally babe-alicious china doll that had no business off the 'bunny' green circles, or at most the blue squares, spotted me and snowplowed right into the same damn mougul to faceplant and slide right into my crotch as I tried to get my 120 snowdancer boards out of the way to keep her from damaging them.

"Well, her K2's, no shit taller than she was, St. Andrews'd up behind her and she couldn't get the leverage to get up without pressing that pretty face down harder on my dick. And she would try to push up with her hands, but she would slip down again, for all the world like she was skull fucking my suddenly throbbing cock right there on the slopes!"
***

fappityfappityfappity

Er, sorry. What were we talking about again?
All true, all true. It was big too. Licks lips lasciviously. I'll put that on my list.
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Old 01-11-2018, 08:08 AM   #11
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All true, all true. It was big too. Licks lips lasciviously. I'll put that on my list.
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Old 01-12-2018, 09:11 AM   #12
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That was the only gif of Link (from Matrix Reloaded) doing his victory arms-up and then collapsing over his computers I could find.

Ah, well.

Still! Yay! Chloe's gonna accidentally faceplant in someone's crotch in print!
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Old 01-14-2018, 09:12 AM   #13
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Defuq?!

Stumbled across a porno today along these lines. Asshole brother threw milk on his sister during a typical bro/sis spat. For some fucking reason, she stripped down right there. (Speaking of suspension chains for my disbelief.) And proceeded to continue their spat until she was on top of him on the couch tickling him. Just as naked as the day she was born.

In the meantime, bro was wearing boxer briefs and his huge cock (aren't they always) somehow miraculously sprang out the fly while she was on top of him writhing around. And 'lo and behold his tumescent cock somehow infiltrated her pussy to the balls in one swift, smooth motion.

*pause*

"Is that a dick in my pussy?"

"It's not my fault! I didn't do anything!"

"Oh, well. Since you're there..."

Bow-chicka-bow wow. And twenty minutes later.

"Oh, my God! Did you cum in me?"

****

Can't remember the actresses name, but she was blonde, sort of youngish looking compared to her reported 23 or 24 yoa, with a-cup breasts. Alex something maybe? Alexa? Does Alexa Gray ring a bell?

Anyway, in my defense, I'd been thinking about this thread and went looking to see what I could find that wasn't accidental sleep-cest.
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Old 01-14-2018, 01:29 PM   #14
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I like sleeping scenarios. Brother and sister forced to share the same bed. After fondling her tits, ass and pussy his hard cock slips between her thighs. He fucks it back and forth but on one thrust it "accidentally" pushes into her pussy. Half way through she wakes up but pretends to stay asleep... or not.
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* Body-surfing, a guy and gal are tossed together by a weird wave. Intercourse ensues.
* The old bro-behind-sis-in-two-piece-costume-at-party trope. He just slips in.
* For some reason, naked people spin till they're dizzy, then fall together.
* She (in shorts or mini) sits on his (in shorts) lap. More slipping-in.
* Naked Twister party. I need say no more.
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* Naked Twister party. I need say no more.
I've played Naked Twister at a nude beach. You are MUCH more likely to get a hairy ass or dangling nutsack in your face than get some accidental sex.
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I've played Naked Twister at a nude beach. You are MUCH more likely to get a hairy ass or dangling nutsack in your face than get some accidental sex.
This is LIT fantasyland. Make shit up.
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