Best sentence you've ever heard?
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Does your dog bite? No Sir my dog does not bite...................I thought you said your dog doesnt bite................Thats not my dog.....
An episode of Hillstreet Blues - Belker is under cover in a butcher shop. Fat old lady in a heavy winter over coat is looking for fresh chicken. Every chicken Belker passes over the counter the old lady pulls its legs apart holds chicken to her face and breathes deeply and says "Chicken not fresh, I want fresh chicken!" After about 4 chickens Belker gives his trade mark snarl and says "Lady Do you think you could pass the same TEST?!"
An episode of Hillstreet Blues - Belker is under cover in a butcher shop. Fat old lady in a heavy winter over coat is looking for fresh chicken. Every chicken Belker passes over the counter the old lady pulls its legs apart holds chicken to her face and breathes deeply and says "Chicken not fresh, I want fresh chicken!" After about 4 chickens Belker gives his trade mark snarl and says "Lady Do you think you could pass the same TEST?!"
