Hypoxia
doesn't watch television
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- Sep 7, 2013
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Take the 'scripts' of any 1930's radio or movie series and rewrite them as pr0n, complete with horrific cliffhangers on each episode. Churn them out on a weekly basis, always resolving incongruously.
Ch.01 ends: She's strapped spreadeagled as the naked hockey team approaches. Ch.02 starts: She's lounging in a hot bath, looking ahead. The team? Oh, them. Ch.02 ends: he's being rolled to an encampment of dickgirls. Ch.03 starts: He's running through the jungle, dodging drugged blowdarts. What's up next?
Suspense will keep those readers' eyeballs turned your way.
Ch.01 ends: She's strapped spreadeagled as the naked hockey team approaches. Ch.02 starts: She's lounging in a hot bath, looking ahead. The team? Oh, them. Ch.02 ends: he's being rolled to an encampment of dickgirls. Ch.03 starts: He's running through the jungle, dodging drugged blowdarts. What's up next?
Suspense will keep those readers' eyeballs turned your way.