Old 03-22-2018, 10:14 PM   #901
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Old 03-23-2018, 02:49 AM   #902
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Dear X. I have told you for years that I will not make you a priority if you make me an option. Since your options are limited you better start appreciating those around ya.
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Old 03-23-2018, 07:48 AM   #903
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How about yesterday?

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No. Just no no no no.

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Old 03-23-2018, 12:27 PM   #904
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Here I thought that Cookie would like the idea of glittery appearing pussy lips. She is the glitter girl, right?
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I like to look at pretty, sparkly, provocative mages.

When it comes sex, I like it plain 'ole dirty.

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Old 03-25-2018, 02:16 AM   #905
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Dear look at me,

I wonder if your pretentiousness is calculated, or your true nature.

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Old 03-25-2018, 03:32 AM   #906
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"You're a bitch. The kids don't love me because you don't love me. That's on you." Those are the words every wife and mother want to hear, right? I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.

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Heís a true cunt. Stay strong!

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Old 03-25-2018, 12:59 PM   #907
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Dear X and X and X,

I am exhausted by all this. Yes, this always was an institution prone to conflict, but X(1) you found and exploited conflicts I never knew existed and seem to have a talent for bringing out the worst in people. You manipulated the weak and scapegoated the strong. You did all things for your personal aggrandizement, ego and pocketbook. May cannot come soon enough.

X(2) you are not nearly as important in all this as you think you are you sad foolish little lard ass man. I will not miss your pomposity, or your incessant holier than thou rants. I hope the door hits you on the way out. (And there are a lot of people ready to help you keep your promise.)

X(3) ...you have perpetually looked backwards as if all the answers can be found in the 60s or 70s. You foolish old man. And you and X(2) name me in public as the enemy and root of all evil as X (1) stokes these ideas in private. Worse, you even invaded my dreams causing me to rant and yell at you as you shook your head at me...questioning my values, my integrity, my loyalty.
I will not give you this power over me.
All of you. Be gone. Get behind me Satan.

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Old 03-25-2018, 01:12 PM   #908
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Dear X...
Thank you for the thrill. And bringing out of me, more than I expected.
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Old 03-25-2018, 01:41 PM   #909
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Dear X and X and X,

I am exhausted by all this. Yes, this always was an institution prone to conflict, but X(1) you found and exploited conflicts I never knew existed and seem to have a talent for bringing out the worst in people. You manipulated the weak and scapegoated the strong. You did all things for your personal aggrandizement, ego and pocketbook. May cannot come soon enough.

X(2) you are not nearly as important in all this as you think you are you sad foolish little lard ass man. I will not miss your pomposity, or your incessant holier than thou rants. I hope the door hits you on the way out. (And there are a lot of people ready to help you keep your promise.)

X(3) ...you have perpetually looked backwards as if all the answers can be found in the 60s or 70s. You foolish old man. And you and X(2) name me in public as the enemy and root of all evil as X (1) stokes these ideas in private. Worse, you even invaded my dreams causing me to rant and yell at you as you shook your head at me...questioning my values, my integrity, my loyalty.
I will not give you this power over me.
All of you. Be gone. Get behind me Satan.

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I'll be your goddamn Scapegoat.
Kick all their lardy little asses.
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Old 04-25-2018, 07:08 PM   #910
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n.b. This was not addressed to anyone on Lit! It related to a sad situation in my wider off-line connections.
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Old 04-25-2018, 10:17 PM   #911
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Dear x,

Iím stepping back. I donít think youíre being transparent.

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Old 04-27-2018, 10:40 AM   #912
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Dear Weather Gods,

the forecasts are looking very promising. Let's keep it that way, okay?

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Old 05-19-2018, 07:10 PM   #913
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Shut the fuck up.
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Old 05-19-2018, 07:36 PM   #914
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Thanks for the zombie now eating my brain.

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Old 05-19-2018, 11:07 PM   #915
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Dear x

The holidays this year have been just one dumpster fire after another.

Thanks giving? Trash fire.

I trusted you to make Christmas happen at your request... And you waited for a last minute push that set us up for the disaster that unfolded. We tried for a bit of a hail Mary pass.... And you fucked that up and left me sitting in the mess to give our little one the "Santa talk" Christmas morning. By myself.

Valentine's day? Didn't happen. What ever.

But yeah; I'm such a childish prick sometimes. When the stars align and the right numbers grace the calendar page; I'm a selfish ingrateful asshole at least that one day a year, and especially one year per decade.

I've been talking about today for as long as you've known me... How could you miss that I wanted it to be a big deal.

For your 40th you went sky diving.
For mine; a morning of scrambling to help you make the best of your double booked plans (triple booked if I count) and a quiet lonely evening of neglect. And new shoes.

You have a problem with "strings attached" gifts?
Well now I do too.

Our wedding vows were a bit different. At the Crux of them;
"I will care for you when no one else will."
.... I can't even finish this point.....

A small part of me is delighted; I deserved this. I wish I could tell that viscous little voice to shut it, but she's not wrong.

I don't know that I've ever felt so sorry for myself over something quite so petty. I don't know if there's anything quite so contemptable. It's times like this I hate myself the most.

At least I can feel relieved of the responsibility of ever making another calendar date special.
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:35 PM   #916
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Dear Staggy,
Obviously, I donít know what thatís about. I hope you have better thoughts and feelings as the night goes on.
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Old 05-20-2018, 12:00 AM   #917
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Obviously, I donít know what thatís about. I hope you have better thoughts and feelings as the night goes on.
Might as well wish for clocks to run backwards; I just don't tic that way.

Thank you for the well wishes though.
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Old 05-20-2018, 11:11 PM   #918
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Dearest Douchebag,

You demand respect in one breath and tell me that I don't fare well as a human being because of my stupidity in the next. You complain because I don't want to fuck you and then make fun of my chubby tummy. You tell me I should get out of the house more often and then get suspicious because I want to see a friend. You tell me you want to spend more time together and then ditch every activity I do with the girls. You said you wanted to make this work but all you're doing is pushing me further away.

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Old 05-20-2018, 11:45 PM   #919
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Dearest Douchebag,

You demand respect in one breath and tell me that I don't fare well as a human being because of my stupidity in the next. You complain because I don't want to fuck you and then make fun of my chubby tummy. You tell me I should get out of the house more often and then get suspicious because I want to see a friend. You tell me you want to spend more time together and then ditch every activity I do with the girls. You said you wanted to make this work but all you're doing is pushing me further away.

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Oh sweetie, I was so hoping he wouldn't be a pouty rude bastard when you got home... But, I guess that's the dumbass code at work.

(I'm pretty sure that the liquid nicotine you buy for vape machines will be fatal, and it's not something that coroners typically test for. Just sayin'...)

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Dearest Douchebag,

You demand respect in one breath and tell me that I don't fare well as a human being because of my stupidity in the next. You complain because I don't want to fuck you and then make fun of my chubby tummy. You tell me I should get out of the house more often and then get suspicious because I want to see a friend. You tell me you want to spend more time together and then ditch every activity I do with the girls. You said you wanted to make this work but all you're doing is pushing me further away.

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Dear Honey Dripping Lips,

If you're not going to do it, just don't say it.

Like I need any more disappointment in my life.
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Old 05-21-2018, 01:16 AM   #922
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Dear X,

You're sadly self-centered, and you're a selfish lover to boot.

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Old 05-21-2018, 05:38 AM   #923
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Hugs and keep your chin up. Words used to belittle you carry no power unless you allow them to do so. You are stronger than that with a smart, humorous and beautiful warmth on the inside and out....remember that.

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Dear Hunky CHP officer,

I'm so terribly sorry that my dog was barking and that you had to come out to my house tonight.

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