Crackedcolumn
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- Nov 12, 2018
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I am drunk at 10am. which means I had time to mow the lawn and start laundry. Because on my day off this is how I do.
Yes, I consumed scotch at an early hour…. Sue me. No really, I would love a reason to declare bankruptcy. No wait… don’t, sober me does not like being sued. Let’s be gentle to sober me.
Truth…. What is truth? O look something shiny, lets follow that.
I am fairly manic, probably going to be here today. I have a kik, I may even turn it on….
So, there I was sitting at dinner and a lightning bolt literally hit the tree next to the bay window… why do people insist in saying literally, shouldn’t that be assumed or inferred?
What am I looking for… left of center, wounded, maybe a daddy issue?
Fun fact: I heard a long time ago the most perverted profession are dancers, because they like being told what to do?
College students are funny, and sad, and awesome. 40 somethings that are part of the peloton cult, are equally sad and amazing.
I may not post again or reply so pm me if you are in for a wacky Friday.
Yes, I consumed scotch at an early hour…. Sue me. No really, I would love a reason to declare bankruptcy. No wait… don’t, sober me does not like being sued. Let’s be gentle to sober me.
Truth…. What is truth? O look something shiny, lets follow that.
I am fairly manic, probably going to be here today. I have a kik, I may even turn it on….
So, there I was sitting at dinner and a lightning bolt literally hit the tree next to the bay window… why do people insist in saying literally, shouldn’t that be assumed or inferred?
What am I looking for… left of center, wounded, maybe a daddy issue?
Fun fact: I heard a long time ago the most perverted profession are dancers, because they like being told what to do?
College students are funny, and sad, and awesome. 40 somethings that are part of the peloton cult, are equally sad and amazing.
I may not post again or reply so pm me if you are in for a wacky Friday.
