Blurting it out....Playground style

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sighs.....

Oh, yeah.....it would! Gets kinda cold and lonely here in my little cabin on the mountain.....nothing like a strong pair of arms around you, and a warm naked body pressed up real close....*sighs*


Hugs and Kisses to all !! :kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
sighs......

Hell.....in all honesty if I had one here, I probably wouldn't know what to do with it......

How long do you have to go without sex to be consiered a virgin, again ???:kiss: :heart: :kiss:
 
Ladies!

I may not remember all the rules of sex, but as an ignorant male, I can offer up to the highest bidder a very warm body. The winning bid may have to cum up with an instruction sheet (your choice of options of course). It is very distressing to hear of your plight. Every red blooded American male should consider it his privilage to offer aid and shelter (and whatever else) to such wonderful and sexy ladies such as yourselves. I only hope that this terrible plague be stamped out in this fine country of ours. Long may the women of this coountry orgasm and at a time of their choosing. I gladly accept this patriotic calling.
 
Ah Horatio... if all men were so willing to give a hand to us fine women, the world would be a happier place... ~sigh~

(whispers... and my hands wouldn't be so tired...) *weg*
 
Giggling.....

Amen ! Tantaliza....is i not enough we are risking permanent damage to our hands by typing so much ?? Now, we have to risk further damage by sliding so much....*weg*....

Btw.....my first bid on Horatio is $100.00....anyone want to raise me ?? or him ?? .....*giggling*
 
Call me LizA.... ~smile~

I'll see your bid and raise you to $125 plus two slightly used hands.... *gigglin more*
 
WHY does life have to be so cruel at times? I just want to find that rock and crawl under it and not come out for a long time.
 
Bids Are Now Open

Thank you ladies. I find myself at a loss for words. My mother always told me that I would have to pay a woman to takd me. Now i find that I am worth at least $125 and two slightly used hands more than I was ever expected to be. I will, by the way, take care of those hands as part of the bargain. I also do plumbing, yard work, some car mantainance, backrubs, and, believe it or not, WINDOWS! keep those bids coming. My self-esteem is at stake. If there are any questions, ask and it will be given. If your request is beyond my modest means, I reserve the right of any male to lie. Bidding ends soon. Sincerely, thank you ladies. Your posts brightened my day. Have a good one everyone. Later.
 
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well, after all that other stuff he does....I will raise ya Liza....150.00 , two slightly used hands ....and a box of slightly used, but well loved toys...:p

btw, horatio.....Liza and I would lik to see exactly what we re bidding on.....drop them drawers babe !! :devil:
 
Oh Horatio!!! I'm really impressed now!!! Yard work??!!!?? I'm shiverin' in my boots already!!!

WP... I'm raisin' the stakes!! The bid is now $250, a pair of slightly used hands, a bag of toys and a four poster bed!! I'll reserve the right to up the bid pendin' on the pic of our prize!!
WooHoo!!


(((((((((((fuzion)))))))))))) Sorry babe!! Hope it gets better!!

LizA:kiss:
 
Me Too

Hi everyone. Just saw this post and think it's a great idea. Sometimes I just want to blurp out something, like now.

I am just so fucking horny! I have just recently lost over a hundred pounds. I did it for me, but you would think my wife would like it also. Was sure hoping it would inprove my love life at home, but not on her life! I don't know the exact number of days, but it was last June since I have had sex.

Prior to the weight loss I was having a problem with sexual disfunction and now it seems my sensitivity is returning and now I don't have anyone to practice on. I think my hand is starting to grow hair. If it isn't, it sure should. I am sick of all the "No's." I may be 59 years old, but I am damn sure not dead. I need somewhere to expend all this new found energy from the weight loss. HELP!!!!!

Jay
 
Bidding

Ladies, I am truly humbled. Unfortunatly, I do not have a digital camera and I have never taken a picture of my more vital resources as you have requested. However, drastic situations call for drastic measures. A few of my friends have one, so I will see what I can cum up with. Remember that a good auctioneer only preseents the strong points of his wares, never the shortcomings. If I hear anyone giggling I will withdraw to beneath my bed, never to return. I will be keeping the money with me under the bed however. Thank you gor your kind remarks. Man, I love this place. Everyone have a better day than the weather. Later.
 
Horror of horrors!!! I just browsed the first screen of The Playground, and there is no thread present where I was the most recent poster! I'm so ashamed!

Roman
 
Windows too ??

Ok, Liza ...I see your bid of $ 250....a slighty used pair of hands, bag of toys ad a four poster bed......
....and I raise ya another $ 100....and a jucuzzi tub built for two....

Now, Horatio....where's our pic ??? We gotta be able to check out the " goods " babe !:kiss:
 
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be very careful Liza.....

WP works in a casino......she knows how to wheel n deal......grins.....:devil:
 
Re: Windows too ??

Whispered_Promises said:
Ok, Liza ...I see your bid of $ 250....a slighty used pair of hands, bag of toys ad a four poster bed......
....and I raise ya another $ 100....and a jucuzzi tub built for two....

Now, Horatio....where's our pic ??? We gotta be able to check out the " goods " babe !:kiss:



My turn again... WP, I'll see your bid of $350 (bet ya didn't think I could count... lol), slightly used pair of hands, bag of toys, 4-poster bed & jacuzzi tub for two.... I'll raise ya $150 and throw in a weekend at a cabin with a bearskin run in front of the fire....

Ok Horatio!!! Your turn to make me wanna bid higher!!! :p :kiss:
 
Big time blurt...

I think my problem is that I REALLY need to get laid!!!

My time away from my kid didn't work this past weekend!! We just had a shouting match because she's pissed at the world... of course, my Irish nature took over and I yelled her happy ass to bed... didn't solve a damn thing!!!


~deep, heaving, heavy sighs~
 
Damn WP.....you will do anything to see a man naked !!!!:devil:

Wish you would teach me a few of your tricks !!:eek:





Live :heart: Love :heart: Laugh :heart: Be Happy
 
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TantaLiza said:
My turn again... WP, I'll see your bid of $350 (bet ya didn't think I could count... lol), slightly used pair of hands, bag of toys, 4-poster bed & jacuzzi tub for two.... I'll raise ya $150 and throw in a weekend at a cabin with a bearskin run in front of the fire....

Ok Horatio!!! Your turn to make me wanna bid higher!!! :p :kiss:

Hmm..the stakesare getting a little high now....come on Horatio..we want to see what you are hiding there....*weg*..

Ok, Liza...I'll see your bid a $ 500 ( had no doubt you could count...it was the adding I doubted ! LOL), slightly used pair of hands, bag of toys, 4-poster bed, jacuzzi for two & a cabin hideaway weekend for two......I' ll raise ya $ 200 and an all you can grab in 20 minutes in Victoria's Secrets....:kiss:

*Winking at Temp* Well, hon.....sometimes the shy ones are the most exciting.....they just need a bit of " encouragement"....and yeah....I will do just about anything to get a guy naked ! :p ...come on over anytime....I'll school ya !
 
Ladies, you're starting to scare me here. What is it now, 700? Still looking for digital camera. Bt the way, just got 2 new books. One is a massage book and the other is something called the Karma Sutra or something like that. That Sutra book is pretty wild. Guess the high bidder gets to translate for me. Is that fair? Better get a haircut too, try to look my best. Later.
 
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