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Old 05-01-2016, 12:34 AM   #26
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Would it be strange to walk up to a man and start hitting on him? Would he take it seriously or think the woman is coming on to strong?

Have any women been successful or have funny stories to share where they weren't successful. I guess men could share funny stories too.
When I was eight, standardized tests said I was a genius and could read and solve at the collegiate level. When I was nine, my "girlfriend" broke up with me by the expedient of whispering in my ear that she was going to tell people she wasn't my girlfriend anymore so they would stop beating me up but she really still was. It took seeing her holding hands with and kissing another boy, the worst perpetrator, three months later for me to figure it out. Genius my ass.

A few decades ago, when I was just eighteen, my fiancée and on/off girlfriend of five years broke up with me because "you don't really love me". Not only had I not tried to have sex with her in all that time, but I had not touched her in any way that could be construed as sexual. I rarely kissed her.

Four months later my (new) girlfriend, took matters into her own hands, so to speak. We had been out on a date and, as we usually did, pulled up at a park to talk a bit. Only this time, she didn't say a word but leaned across and kissed me and started fumbling with my belt. I had, by that time, started to understand that girls, at least some girls, actually like sex. But, hadn't quite made the leap to understanding they might like to have sex with me. I was little more than a shocked, silent participant through my first handjob, blowjob (such as it was), and actual vaginal penetration once she clambered over the gearshift, somehow shimmying out of her panties under her skirt, and lowered herself onto me. I blame the shocked disbelief for not climaxing at all that first time as she rode me to her own.

That was the only time in the nineteen months we dated and then became engaged that she instigated. Honestly, because I never gave her the chance to even consider it after that. She broke off our engagement because she felt like all I wanted was sex. In the parlance of children the world over "she started it".

There was a young woman that I'd met in between those two that I had actually tried, in my own inept way, to touch her tits while we were kissing. She had stopped me. I didn't see her again during my second engagement. (She lived four hours away.) I saw her again not long after my second engagement failed. She greeted me with a hungry kiss, literally wrapping her legs around my waist. When she felt I didn't take the hint (I was content just to stand there, holding her up and kissing her), she put her feet down, took my hand, and slid it up under her shirt. As we were standing in a convenience store parking lot, to say I was more than a little shocked would be an understatement. "Take me home and take me to bed." She said, squeezing my hand full of her round breast. Well, of course I did. When I left her three hours later, we were both smiling.

I wasn't smiling anymore when I got an invitation to her wedding a week later. No, I didn't go. And no, I haven't spoken to her since.

I couldn't even begin to estimate the number of women that I am friends with who have told me (too late) that they had once been interested in me but had moved on because I didn't seem interested in them. The overwhelming majority of which I would have cheerfully killed or died to be with. Only, I didn't think they could possibly be interested in me. And can someone please explain to me just how in the fuck I was supposed to figure out that her playing with the ends of her hair was supposed to communicate to me that she wanted me to kiss her?!

A woman managed to track me down after I hadn't seen her in four years. Somehow, I had moved five hours away from home to take a job and her sister had moved three hours away from their home to take a job... and we ended up living in the same apartment complex although neither I nor her sister knew it until she cold called my mother, found out, and came around knocking on my door. After making sure that I was alone, and a kiss that curled my toes, she took off every stitch of clothing as she walked into my bedroom and laid down on my bed. I'm not sure I can fathom just how much raw nerve that took even now as she was still a virgin and had not even seen me in four years. As she was still in college, we only saw each other on weekends. She still lived several hours away. And each time she came to visit, she would do the same thing. Once she was certain I was alone, the clothes would come off and she would reach for mine.

Sadly, that third engagement failed because when we weren't fucking, we were fighting. And the only way we knew to stop fighting was to start fucking. I still love her, but there was no way I was going to voluntarily live my life like that.

Yet another woman, a co-worker of three months, came into my home and, when I sat in the chair instead of on the couch, sat in my lap with her arm around my neck and told me that she was past the point of caring if it made things strange at work but that she could not let one more second go by without finding out what my lips felt like against hers.

I was a fresh-minted thirty when a nineteen year-old girl that was on a pageant scholarship to a nearby college was winding up her freshman year. Somehow, and I'm still not certain I have the straight of it after all this time, it came out that she needed a place to stay for her last three days in town before she could get home to her parents two states away. With God as witness, I would never have even considered trying something. I considered myself "old" or maybe her "young". And frankly, I didn't relish being the butt of a "dirty old man" joking reference. Even if we had been closer in age, she was literally a beauty queen and I... well, I'm me. The second day, I walked in on her watching a video of a pair of lesbians eating each other. She looked over at me and said "I want you to do that to me."

Three hours later while we were both naked lying on the sweat drenched sheets, she laughed her pretty ass off at me for not "getting it" earlier. Apparently, the strawberries she brought me a few months earlier, the brownies she baked in my kitchen, and having me read over one of her final papers on the computer while she stood behind me with her hand on my shoulder were supposed to tell me something. According to her, she had considered just jumping in the shower with me but I was finished before she could work up her nerve, so the "caught me watching porn" was the only thing she could think of.

I could keep going, but that's probably enough to make the point. And besides, some of the rest are so fucking unbelievable even I have some difficulties thinking they were not just a plot to a badly written porno. The fascinating thing is that when I write one of my stories, the more I try to stick to actual memories, the more guff I get for making shit up.

But, I can honestly say that I've never been anything more than friends with a woman who did not make the first move the first time. After the first time, sure. But, that first time, it pretty much involved her putting my hands where she wanted them or slipping her (or their) own down my pants. My first response was usually shock. And once that I can recall, I gently but firmly took her hand away and put it back in her own lap. (She was my best friends wife and some things I just won't do.) But, generally speaking, once I got over the initial shock, pretty much the only complaint was that they had broken the dam.
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Old 05-01-2016, 12:47 AM   #27
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Hmm...so walk up to a man and tell him to stop what he's doing and pay attention to you? I wouldn't call this hitting on someone. It seems like it would just be irritating but I guess men disagree.


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If a woman is interested in a man she drags him home. Its what the smart girls do.

I met my wife in a Laundromat 43 years ago. I was minding my business, and we were there alone. She simply walked up, sat atop my washer, and told me to put my book away.
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Old 05-01-2016, 12:53 AM   #28
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A physical compliment would do it. Even cashiers ask you about your day or tell you random facts about themselves.


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I wonder, Greengamegirl, how many times have men hit on you in this fashion? Were they successful?
What would a man need to say to convince you they were hitting on you and not just making conversation?
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Old 05-01-2016, 01:01 AM   #29
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We are talking about men here, honestly all you have to do is go up to a guy bat your eyes at him and go hello. If he thinks you are cute he will smile, say hello back and probably mention something he likes about you.

Granted that is in a bar, guys go to a bar or club to drink, and hit on women to hopefully take her someplace private and try to fuck her brains out. You will get the same reaction in a gaming convention and so forth because of the cosplayer contests, most of the women doing those wear as little as possible.

If you want to find a Mr. Right Now, simply go up to a guy and say hello would you like to go someplace private? Unless the guy has no idea how to talk to women, like Chris, he will say yes, or no, and then take you someplace private for sex. I don't mention walking away because unless he is a relative and knows it, you will score. Married men are iffy so if you see a ring don't ask, otherwise you are scoring.

That is called being direct, leaves no uncertainty since you practically said you are a stud fuck me now. Even if the guy isn't sure that is what you want he will take you someplace private and you can take your clothes off. Take a really stupid guy to not understand at that point and if he doesn't, put your clothes back on and try again.
Maybe the guys like Chris don't want to be Mr. Right Now and maybe he doesn't want to stick his dick in a random person's hole? But you're right, most men just want to get their dick wet, and they don't give two shits about the woman on the other end.
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Old 05-01-2016, 04:02 AM   #30
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Hmm...so walk up to a man and tell him to stop what he's doing and pay attention to you? I wouldn't call this hitting on someone. It seems like it would just be irritating but I guess men disagree.
If he gets annoyed, then walk away.

If he smiles, have a seat in his lap and talk about whatever pops up.
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Old 05-03-2016, 09:51 PM   #31
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Well...most people have good advice or the most indirect easily misunderstood as something else is allegedly a good approach.

Overall...don't hit on men...just do something and hope they notice you. Seems a little ridiculous but if that's what most people are saying that must be how its done.

I'm not going to attempt to do any of that but I'm enjoying the stories. I hope others are as well.
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Old 05-04-2016, 02:21 AM   #32
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I've been hit on a few times and not realized it till someone pointed.it out later. Some of us are just oblivious at times. It wasn't that she wasn't cute either that's what killed me. But sometimes you do need to be a little more out there when you do it, because depending on the setting, we might just miss the clues.
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Old 05-04-2016, 02:25 AM   #33
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Hmm...so walk up to a man and tell him to stop what he's doing and pay attention to you? I wouldn't call this hitting on someone. It seems like it would just be irritating but I guess men disagree.
That all depends on what you say after it. Tell me to stop what I'm doing, and pay attention to you, and assuming I find you attractive or interesting and I'm not legitimately busy, and you've got for a minute at least off the bat.

After that it's all on you and your interaction with the person you're talking to. That's personal, I can't help guide you through that.
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Old 05-04-2016, 09:16 AM   #34
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Well...most people have good advice or the most indirect easily misunderstood as something else is allegedly a good approach.

Overall...don't hit on men...just do something and hope they notice you. Seems a little ridiculous but if that's what most people are saying that must be how its done.

I'm not going to attempt to do any of that but I'm enjoying the stories. I hope others are as well.
doing something ridiculous to hope he notices you is hitting on him. It's part of flirtation, not the only part, but it's certainly out there. It's not like you need to do cartwheels. Strike up a conversation and, if the chemistry is there, push the envelope. Ask him when the two of you are meeting for __________ (coffee, comic book shopping, whatever you're both interested in)
Hitting on him doesn't mean that you want to sleep with him. It just means that you'd like to know more about him to see if maybe...
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Old 05-04-2016, 10:08 AM   #35
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I'm stunned this thread became rocket science.

Women hit on me my whole life, and none of it was scandalous tho a couple incidents came close. When I was 18 a girl sat on my lap when the lights went out. But it usually takes the form of WANNA DO LUNCH WITH ME? Or she asks for help moving a sofa or whatever. One girl invited herself to go with me to buy hay. I GOT NO TRUCK, CAN I RIDE WITH YOU TO GET A COUPLE BALES OF HAY? Its a safe way to let guys know youre interested.
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Old 05-04-2016, 11:47 AM   #36
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I'm not Mister Obvious, and if someone is hitting on me, I probably won't realize it, unless they touch me. I don't mean touch me as in my personal area, I mean like my arm, hand, or face. You touch me, I will probably then pick up on your signals.
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Old 05-05-2016, 09:25 PM   #37
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Would it be strange to walk up to a man and start hitting on him? Would he take it seriously or think the woman is coming on to strong?
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No, yes, no.
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Old 05-06-2016, 12:10 AM   #38
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If you want to hit on a man "Own it"...

If a man is uncomfortable with obvious flirtation and confidence, the woman should run like hell - why would they want to go near someone who would likely turn out to be controlling or neurotic.

Work out the standards that you would like as a response - he either measures up or misses out - simple really.
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Old 05-06-2016, 08:16 PM   #39
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this happned to me

A couple of years ago after work I decided to stop off at the hardware store to pick up some supplies for a small project. I was assisted by a lovely young lass that had to have been half my age. She seemed to be very interested in my project and made efforts to make sure I could see down her shirt. I found the attention flattering yet quite confusing. I was middle-aged, bald, overweight and very sweaty for a day of work. What the hell did I have that made her so interested? I figure she must have lost a bet with her friend.
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Old 05-06-2016, 09:08 PM   #40
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It's funny, I had an odd experience in a hardware store, also. The young guy in front of me at the checkout line was wearing a loose pair of denim bib overalls with no shirt. He was sweaty and grimy from a plumbing project he was working on, but obviously an attractive man.

When it was his turn to get checked out, the young woman at the register, suddenly reached across the counter and plunged her hand into the side of the loose bib on his overalls, and down toward his nuts! And just as quickly, she withdrew her hand with a big smile on her face, saying,"I just had to see if you were wearing anything under those overalls! Guess not!"

This guy and everyone else who saw what happened were totally shocked, but the bubbly checkout gal just rang up his order and chattered away like nothing had happened. It was like a surreal crack in the boring normalcy of life. No one thought about sexual assault or anything like that. She truly owned that moment, and the guy just shrugged his shoulders and headed out to his car.
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Old 05-10-2016, 07:11 AM   #41
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I'm not Mister Obvious, and if someone is hitting on me, I probably won't realize it, unless they touch me. I don't mean touch me as in my personal area, I mean like my arm, hand, or face. You touch me, I will probably then pick up on your signals.
Agree with this - a touch on the arm always gets my attention!

Slightly invading my personal space works too - it means you probably haven't come over to ask me the time
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Old 05-10-2016, 08:17 AM   #42
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Many years ago, I had a beautiful girl (late 20's 30 maybe) walk up to me in a club, and said to me, "I'm horny and I want to fuck you now" I was so stunned I could not believe it. It's never happened since.
I guess that was a fairly straight forward hit.
Sincerely admire her for being straight to the point, and going after what she wanted.
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Old 05-13-2016, 08:40 PM   #43
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I've had (twice) women come up at a bar, grab my balls, and walk away. Too strong.

I've had women "hit" on me otherwise, ask me out or try to go back home with me before. It's not a pleasant experience and is confusing. Hitting on men like this in an indirect way isn't cool. If a woman can articulate what she's looking for, that's sexy.

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Old 05-13-2016, 08:40 PM   #44
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Wait, three women grabbed my balls randomly... (awesome)

She said, "I don't believe that's your dick, it's so big!"

She was turning to her friend (maybe they were on ecstasy?), and then I offered, "touch it." Her friend didn't though :P
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Old 05-14-2016, 01:04 AM   #45
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no, but im a natural flirt. i hit on men, women, lil boys under the age of
4 cuz theyre such natural flirts i just cant help it, old men and sometimes their wives. im not being disrespectful...as i said im a natural flirt, and i usual do it to put a smile on their face. except the lil boys...i just cant help myself..the lil dimples and long eyelashes...i just cant help myself (and im no perv..so dont freak out!)
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I'm not sure how to respond to this. What's the difference between "flirting with" and "hitting on"? I've done a bit of the first, but the second strikes me as a sort of desperation move, and I haven't been that desperate.

I'm very up front with saying "I'd like to get to know you better." Just where that goes depends on a lot of things. Once in a while it gets physical, but I don't remember that I've ever started the dialogue just for the purposes of getting his or her pants down. It may have been in the back of my mind, but it's not where I steer the conversation.
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Would it be strange to walk up to a man and start hitting on him? Would he take it seriously or think the woman is coming on to strong?

Have any women been successful or have funny stories to share where they weren't successful. I guess men could share funny stories too.
There are lots of videos on YouTube of women Cat Calling men, most men seemed to enjoy it!
I always used a sincere compliment, eye contact, and lip nibbling. It worked well!
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Old 05-15-2016, 04:57 PM   #49
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Would it be strange to walk up to a man and start hitting on him? Would he take it seriously or think the woman is coming on to strong?

Have any women been successful or have funny stories to share where they weren't successful. I guess men could share funny stories too.
If a young or middle-aged woman who I haven't been introduced to strikes up a conversation with me or makes eye contact and smiles I generally interpret that as being "hit on" and react accordingly. It's not hard to tell.

If a woman cat calls me or pinches my arse or whatever I take it as a bit of harmless fun but it never makes me interested.

If a woman ever came up to me and directly said "Can I have your number?" or whatever I would be a bit suspicious, to be honest.
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I overly flirt with both men and women, but to enjoy the experience not to "get some" and with the assumption that people appreciate feeling attractive. There is a difference between expressing interest and being pushy. I think people always like the former even if they opt to take a pass.
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