One toke over the line, sweet jesus ... one toke over the line ...

[TomOne]

Quick links to all the pics. Newest series is on top ... then it's sequential from oldest to newest. Updated on 8/16/07 to remove links to pics which were eliminated and add series 11. PM me if you want to see removed pics.

Updated 5/30/08 - it's gotten too damned hard to keep up with all the pic deletions. I'm sorry if some of the links don't work anymore. Blame the good ol' lit mod gestapo's and the stupid rules!

__ Series 12 - The Headless Gardner ____

The lit gestapo killed SOME of this series. PM me if you'd like a zipped version of all of the pics that were once here. PM the stupid site if you think these policies haven't gotten totally ridiculous!

Headless Gardner
Still Headless
Partially Headless
A nose - a nose - the man has a nose
And even an Eyeball or Two
Time to Relax
Bottoms Up
Nap Time
Or Maybe Not
A Quick Look to the Left
And a Check to the Right
And In the Hand Goes
//All Snuggled and Warm
Sneaking a Peak
Warming Up or Cooling Down
//Definitely Warming Up
//All The Way Warm
//Things Are Looking Up

__ Series 11 - Strokin' In The Boys Room ____


The lit gestapo killed MOST of this series with absolutely no rhyme or reason. PM me if you'd like a zipped version of all of the pics that were once here. PM the stupid site if you think these policies haven't gotten totally ridiculous!

Time for a Rest
Dropped Fly
Dropping Trow
Almost Exposed
Fooled Ya - Be Patient
Getting Drafty
Falling Away
So Close - So Far
Looking for Reading Material
Oh myyyyyy - What a Find
A Closer Examination
Slow Stroke
//Dreammmmmm - Dream Dream Dreammm[/url]
//Becoming A 2 Hander[/url]
//The Soft Touch[/url]
//Pinching - Is This A Dream[/url]
//It's a Wonderful Dream At That[/url]
//The Embrace[/url]
//The Embrace 2[/url]
//Wandering Hand[/url]
//A Soft Place and A Hard Place[/url]
//Getting Warmer[/url]
//Back in Dream Land[/url]
//That Wandering Hand Again[/url]
//Now Where Was That Place[/url]
//Awwwww Yesss - There It Is[/url]
//Strokin to the Left[/url]
//Strokin to the Right[/url]
//Strokin' to the Woman That I Love the Best[/url]
//Holdin' Back the Scream[/url]
//Pumping it Dry[/url]
//That Moment Like None Other[/url]
//All Lubed Up and Nowhere to Go[/url]
/Loving the Feel[/url]
//All Done Playing[/url]
//Nap Time[/url]

___ Series 1 - A Beginners Strip ___
This series started here:

Originally Posted by TomOne

...

__ Series 2 - Still Pretty New At This ___
itching to get started
just a little tease
a more personal tease
is this still teasing?
just another chest shot
keeping it private
playing by myself
slow and easy

__ Series 3 - Anticipation __
the anticipation is killing me!!!
getting the show on the road
starting the great debate
needing some help here
starting to take charge
peek-a-boo!!!
come on out and play
enjoying the taste
private foreplay
the final sequence
artistic final sequence
artistic after the fact

___ Series 4 - Hot at the Fire Place ___
just a sittin'
startin' to get warm
as in real warm
For the hand fan
the chest tease
double hand tease
the nipples and belly tease sequence
nipple peek-a-boo
playing footsie
the belts gotta go
coppin' a feel
opening the pants
anticipation
double anticipation
only because you've been so good
and I know how to be good too
and I know how to be good too ink
down with the pants
loving embrace
loving embrace charcoal
handle with care
getting to the full monty
exposing it all
hard at play
holding the flow
satisfaction
ever so innocent
buddies for life
artistic buddies for life

___ Series 5 - The Wonders of a Staircase __
heading upstairs
oooopppsss - forgot something
stoppin for a rest
just relaxin
somethins cummin up
can't resist a grab
or a touch
lil guy sneakin out
a wee bit more
artistic a wee bit more
bringing the friends out
good friends share
and share alike
the drink real men prefer
gulpin it down
warms the soul
I'm in heaven
patience - back to earth for a moment
not so patient - begging for more
beyond begging - demanding more
the moment of satisfaction
awwwwwww yessssss
back up the stairs again
for the lil butt perv
or perhaps you would prefer this
or perhaps you would prefer this poster

__ Series 6 - What to wear for a photo shoot __
da shoe dillema
to shoe or not to shoe - that is the question
oh my - blush - naked feet
nipple coverings
tight nipple coverings
nude nipple coverings
de pants - de pants - ohhhhhh mightyyyyyy pants
tighty whitey
blackey boxers
nudey frudey
perhaps the sleeping flannels
mayhaps silkey sleepers
peek-a-boo in the robe
all the choices - none of 'em good
the ultimate sexxy outfit
the ultimate close-up
the ultimate for the butt lovers
the ultimate where it belongs
too shy to go naked
slinkin in the sittin area
dinner is served
//caught in the bathtub[/url]
nuttin fina than a reclina
slipping into fantasy land
the show must go __ nowhere
fluzzi in de jacuzzi
glowin before a flowin
//drippin on de feets[/url]
goin night night
cradlin the luv parts
//just a finger touch[/url]
//cradlin with a passion[/url]
walkin' away_end of show

__ Series 7 - Afternoon delight___
starts with a wanderin hand
and then maybe another one
damn flannel always gets in the way
course it feels good sumtimes
is it safe to cum out yet
oly oly oly oxen free
measurin up to standards
balls free
patience is a virtue
hard and ready
lettin' the hand take charge
meanwhile in dreamland
one for the money two for the show
three to get ready
go cat GOOOOOOO
the afterglow
the minds afterglow

__ Series 8 - Breakfast time ___

The lit police killed ALL of this series with absolutely no rhyme or reason. PM me if you'd like a zipped version of all of the pics that were once here.

//the morning woody[/url]
//pressure relief[/url]
//breakfast sausage sandwich[/url]
//with a bit of butter please[/url]
//spread it VERYYYY gently[/url]
//or not so gently[/url]
//wrap em up - get em while theyre hot![/url]
//butterin the bread[/url]
//butterin a bit harder[/url]
//wee bit too excited - settle down now[/url]
//proof is in the puddin - so to speak[/url]
//perhaps its better with my own buns[/url]
//damned things getting excited again[/url]
//ball tickling[/url]
//get a grip[/url]
//about ready for the big finale[/url]
//tired of waiting and anticipating[/url]
//seriously getting the show on the road[/url]
//the morning cream is ready[/url]
//cleaned up and ready for work[/url]

__ Series 9 - Swingin' in the Fall ___

The lit police killed most of this series with no real rhyme or reason. PM me if you'd like a zipped version of all of the pics that were once here.

//front porch swing
measurin the goods
gettin a better measurement
//just another peek-a-boo shot
//beyond the peekaboo[/url]
//contagious nakedness[/url]
hand meet foot meet penis
//the formal introductions - buddys again[/url]
//shorts slippin away[/url]
//all gone[/url]
//serious play time[/url]
/losing it all[/url]
//almost gone[/url]
//born to be naked[/url]
/enjoying the night time air[/url]
//and a night time touch[/url]
//the minds touch[/url]
the syb'n'wick shot
//how bout a rocker instead[/url]
//just playin around[/url]
//loaded sack[/url]
//tic tok[/url]
//big breath before the finale[/url]
//a spotlight, pleeeezzzz[/url]
//taking an even bigger breath[/url]
//a moments rest[/url]
//stroking the night away[/url]
//about ready to pop[/url]
//sweet release[/url]
//sweet release bymakontry[/url]
//all spent out[/url]
//all spent around[/url]
//all spent out for Christmas[/url]
//ready for bed[/url]

__ Series 10 - Hard at Work ___

The lit police killed a lot of this series with no real rhyme or reason. PM me if you'd like a zipped version of all of the pics that were once here. Also feel free to PM me if you figure out what the heck the real rules are around here.

weekend work
the interruption
sorry - top secret
but maybe something else, hey
come closer - there's secrets here too
what secret might be in here
ohhhhh myyyyy - it's dark down there
awwwww - a bit shy
maybe just needs some loving coaxing
//cover the eyes - it's too bright out here[/url]
//snug as a bug[/url]
//peeking out[/url]
//ok fine - time to wake up[/url]
//wanna watch me grow?[/url]
//some people don't like me growing up[/url]
//I like growing up myself![/url]
//Sometimes I grow best when I'm upside down[/url]
//But I do pretty well laying down too[/url]
Or even sitting up for that matter
The touch
Touch too
//Free flow[/url]
//Waiting for a friend[/url]
//Spent[/url]
//Original spent[/url]
Gotta hand it to ya
//About this big[/url]
//Light wet touch 2[/url]
//Light wet touch original[/url]

___ Evolution of a Squirrel ___
In the beginning -
- and then it got interesting -
- as he hungered for more and more -
- until it became rather obsurd -
- and then downright ridiculous -
- until it all became perfectly understandable!
And who could forget the final reward!

________ Miscellaneous Pics ________
Rabbi Tom One
afterwards
artistic afterwards
purple nuggets
my pointing stick
precum
onto de cleavage
offa de cleavage
taking care of ran
stop with the twirls
looking up
Mr. Penis Head
Mr. Penis Head 2
Moon River
nipple shot
nipple shot 2
just holding still
soft closeup
covered with cowper's fluid
Happy Birthday Wicked Woman
cumming collage
limpo fahinga dinga
ran and tom
ran and tom 2
a lil help from my friend
ran tom orgasm
snakey cock
ranny big ears
rans weird chairs
mama ran tan

[TomOne]

... taking off ones shirt isn't overly thrilling.

Unless you're a female that is ... in which case it's more exciting than a male I suppose.



Alright - so FINE! Off with the pants, if that's what it takes!

Ooooooppppsssss!

Did I mention that I frequently don't wear anything underneath?

[Luck7lady]

Wooooooooooohoooooooooooo.. gotta love with a cock that yummy. Would love to give ya a nice blow job.

Keeps the pics cummmin love.

[TomOne]

And from a lady with one of the hottest AV's around to boot! However, I do have to say, in my most humblest of opinions, that your pic would look a lot better with my cock in your mouth ... or it would certainly feel better anyway!



Alright - so per your request, here's another ... showing a different side of my personality!

[TomOne]

Just looking down ...

...

... and wishing there was a hot mouth underneath it about right now!

[wicked woman]

More more please don't stop.




Isn't that what men like to hear?

[wildrose70]

Originally posted by TomOne
And from a lady with one of the hottest AV's around to boot! However, I do have to say, in my most humblest of opinions, that your pic would look a lot better with my cock in your mouth ... or it would certainly feel better anyway!



Alright - so per your request, here's another ... showing a different side of my personality!

Mmm and now you have my attention too....for some reason a great butt view is a huge turn on....althou I must say *ain't nothin wrong with the front either*

[Violette]

Originally posted by wildrose70
Mmm and now you have my attention too....for some reason a great butt view is a huge turn on....althou I must say *ain't nothin wrong with the front either*

Ain't THAT the truth! Yum, yum!

[CarolinaBabe]

Looking mighty fine there hon.....would love to see you post more!! And I'll try and stay gentle although, I'm not making promises....

[misshoneyky]

Good gosh almighty man, you have my attention!
And I second or I guess third the vote on the butt shot, verrrry nice

[TomOne]

It's obvious each and every one of you have a talent for stroking the male ego ... but I don't really find that overly surprising! I suspect it's one of among many talents you each have!

More more please don't stop.

Isn't that what men like to hear?

I bet Kobe's wishing he would have heard that ... or maybe he thinks he did! Sorry ... just a bit of fun for the day ... but not something I suspect he thinks is worth kidding about!

And yes - this is one man who likes to hear that - A LOT!

Mmm and now you have my attention too....for some reason a great butt view is a huge turn on....althou I must say *ain't nothin wrong with the front either*

I'm still waiting to meet the female who's not a "butt woman". I don't think there's too many around! And while the front likes to be played with a bit more, the backside likes it's fair share of attention too!

Ain't THAT the truth! Yum, yum!

"Yum, yum" in a response referring to my tush!

Kinky!

You're my kind of a woman!

Looking mighty fine there hon.....would love to see you post more!! And I'll try and stay gentle although, I'm not making promises....

I was only joshing about the gentle portion ... although I'm not really into BDSM sort of stuff! Then again, under the right circumstances, there's probably not much I wouldn't try!

Good gosh almighty man, you have my attention!
And I second or I guess third the vote on the butt shot, verrrry nice

BUTT SHOTS, BUTT SHOTS!!! You guys are starting to give me a complex! You know, I've got a sensitive side too! I've got a heart - emotions - FEELINGS!!! BUT NOOOOOOO!!! All you want is more BUTT SHOTS!!!

Alright - I'll have to make a few more I suppose! Anything to get a few more compliments!

Anyway - to "wicked woman", "wildrose70", " Violette", " CarolinaBabe", and "misshoneyky" -

THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS!!! YOU MADE MY DAY!!!

And yes - I'll oblige the request ...

... like anybody for a moment actually thought I might not after that sort of boost to the ego ...

Just a bit of tender loving care for the seed producers!

[TomOne]

... just another one for your ... uhhhhh ... inspection.

Yeah - that's the ticket! Inspection! Inspect ... inspect ... INSPECT!!! Oral inspections preferred please!

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by TomOne
I'm still waiting to meet the female who's not a "butt woman". I don't think there's too many around! And while the front likes to be played with a bit more, the backside likes it's fair share of attention too!


BUTT SHOTS, BUTT SHOTS!!! You guys are starting to give me a complex! You know, I've got a sensitive side too! I've got a heart - emotions - FEELINGS!!! BUT NOOOOOOO!!! All you want is more BUTT SHOTS!!!

Now babe did I mention butts? Nope didn't. Guess you found the not a "butt woman" Doesn't mean I won't look and enjoy if you post it...feel free, I appreciate I'm not the only one you have to accomodate here...but give me the all over shots...your chest...your hands...even slightly dressed...tease me.


OK OK you do have a nice butt....but that isn't the point!


There is more to you than your body? Feelings (rats hearing that song now), emotions, heart, a sensitive side??? Share all you want hon...trust me a great personality will be appreciated just as much as your pics...

And from your banter here I have no doubt you have one.....so post on..........

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by TomOne

Just to prove I'm a nice guy, here's quick links to all the pics.

start to strip

down with the pants

from behind (obviously, a fan favorite!)

looking down

holding the nuggets

inspecting the goods

OMG organized and considerate too!!!! Thanks hon.

[TomOne]

Guess you found the not a "butt woman"

... followed quickly by ...

OK you do have a nice butt

Alright - let's just be honest here! YOU'RE A CLOSET BUTT WOMAN, NOW AREN'T YOU???

You need to get yourself on Jerry Springer and confess wicked! It'll do your soul good!

And as long as I'm at it, thank you very much for PUTTING THAT FRIGGIN' SONG INTO MY MIND ALL DAY!!! I didn't need that!!! I'm trying my best to sing 3-blind mice or joy to the world or ANYTHING!!! BUTTTTT NOOOOOOO!!! (There's that butt again - did you notice that?)

Feelings - all I've got is feelings - ... I think I'm going to PUKE!!!

AND ... as far as

OMG organized and considerate too!!!! Thanks hon.

... hmmmmm ... considerate? - maybe! Organized? - You ought to see my desk!!!

Anyway ... alright already! You want to see pics of slightly dressed chest and hands, I'll see what I can do! It's not in my normal inventory, but, for you ... I can probably do a special!

... as long as you keep being nice to me anyway!!!

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by TomOne


Alright - let's just be honest here! YOU'RE A CLOSET BUTT WOMAN, NOW AREN'T YOU???

You need to get yourself on Jerry Springer and confess wicked! It'll do your soul good!

And as long as I'm at it, thank you very much for PUTTING THAT FRIGGIN' SONG INTO MY MIND ALL DAY!!! I didn't need that!!! I'm trying my best to sing 3-blind mice or joy to the world or ANYTHING!!! BUTTTTT NOOOOOOO!!! (There's that butt again - did you notice that?)

Feelings - all I've got is feelings - ... I think I'm going to PUKE!!!

AND ... as far as ... hmmmmm ... considerate? - maybe! Organized? - You ought to see my desk!!!

Anyway ... alright already! You want to see pics of slightly dressed chest and hands, I'll see what I can do! It's not in my normal inventory, but, for you ... I can probably do a special!

... as long as you keep being nice to me anyway!!!

Now Tom don't be mean to me...I'm the one that bumped your thread at peak viewing time so all the others could partake....and usually I don't share very well so it was a major effort.

Read the nuance of my post....the compliment....God I knew I'd regret it ...was whispered ...I was just trying to be appreciative of your butt pic. (Like if a breast man happens to have a nice ass inches from his face, does he ignore it? Does it change his preference for breasts? Hell no.)

Jerry Springer....OMG you definitely don't know me! May make a fool of myself on occasion but don't like attention enough to ever put me there. (Besides I'm all real...not a good actor at all.) My soul...sweet as it is...is just fine thank you very much.

Don't blame me for the song...you're the one that complained we were ignoring your feelings....

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
Never understood a single word he said
But I helped him drink his wine
Yes he always had some mighty fine wine

Singing joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

If I were the king of the world
Tell you what I'd do
Throw away the cars and bars and wars
And make sweet love to you
Yes I'd make sweet love to you


Joy to the world...you did mean the Three Dog Nights' song not the Christmas carol, didn't you? lol

You want to see pics of slightly dressed chest and hands, I'll see what I can do! It's not in my normal inventory, but, for you ... I can probably do a special!

Not quite what I said...put a comma between slightly dressed and chest.... Call me crazy, just sometimes I prefer to be teased than have it in my face, if you know what I mean. For me......a special.....*swoons*.... never turned down a special before...but seriously you're doing fine...just keep posting. You've got a bit of an artistic bent I can see (no pun intended).

As long as I keep being nice to you....hmmm....would have thought 'wicked' would have been better.

[TomOne]

I'm the one that bumped your thread at peak viewing time so all the others could partake....and usually I don't share very well so it was a major effort.

Hmmmmmmmm ... sometimes I like "not sharing very well". It can be rather ... uhhhhhh ... welllllll ... intimate, I suppose. But then I did notice you didn't bump me last night. That either says you were waiting to judge my response ... you decided you didn't like sharing ... or you found better ways to occupy your arousal processes in real life than here at lit.

I kind of like the idea of the latter, but then I tend to have a very detailed, vivid imagination. Some people call it warped. I prefer thinking of it as erotically stimulated!

Like if a breast man happens to have a nice ass inches from his face, does he ignore it?

This is good!!! Generates some very nice images! I mean, I'm not a "breast man", so to speak ... only because it implies more importance to breasts than other parts. But the "nice ass inches from his face" was a good touch!

Jerry Springer....OMG you definitely don't know me!

Shall we go for Dr. Phil?!? I'll guarantee you he'd have a thing or two (or perhaps 8000) things to say about your "sweet soul". I can hear it now on the morning promo's. "Dr. Phil attempts to save the soul of a closet butt woman - today at 4!" But seriously ... not to worry! Your unspoken longing for my butt will remain my little secret ... just between me and myself, since you obviously don't want to admit it.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine

Nice try! But it didn't even come close today. The "nice ass inches from his face" has completely absorbed all my available thought processes for the moment ... which is just fine with me!

Joy to the world ... the lord has cum ...

AWWWWW NOW STOP IT!!! That's SICK SICK SICK!!! Back to the "nice ass", you friggin' sick puppy!!!

You've got a bit of an artistic bent I can see (no pun intended).

Artistic, hey?!? Hmmmmmm ... interesting! Gotta think about that one for a while. My first reaction is to think about face painting ... but that seems a bit too predictable. I think I'll just mull it over for a while.

* walks away, scratching head * Artistic ... sounds good enough, I suppose. Shakespear was artistic ... and he probably had his fair share of women. Michelangelo was a bit of a stud, I suppose. Always on his back, at least. Edgar Allen Poe was artistic. Well SHIT! That just ruined everything! That dude probably died a friggin' VIRGIN!

I prefer to be teased than have it in my face, if you know what I mean.

Actually, I do ... and I will try to satisfy your desires to be teased. But just not right now. I mean, there was a logical order to this pic sequence ... which inevitably led to 1 thing.

In all seriousness, thanks for your ongoing replies and compliments, wicked woman! And you can be wicked with me anytime you want! (And "wicked" can definitely be "nice"! )

[TomOne]

OK - breathe a sigh of relief! This series is done!

[wicked woman]

Hmmmmmmmm ... sometimes I like "not sharing very well". It can be rather ... uhhhhhh ... welllllll ... intimate, I suppose. But then I did notice you didn't bump me last night. That either says you were waiting to judge my response ... you decided you didn't like sharing ... or you found better ways to occupy your arousal processes in real life than here at lit.

Intimate is good...private is too. What? I bump your thread 3 times yesterday and you complain I missed the evening crowd! I'm starting to hear ingrate.....just a little ...as for waiting to 'judge' your response....how about waiting for your response...already told you I don't like to share...as for better ways...I don't kiss and tell.

I kind of like the idea of the latter, but then I tend to have a very detailed, vivid imagination. Some people call it warped. I prefer thinking of it as erotically stimulated!

'Erotically stimulated' is good...very good...fantastic!!!

This is good!!! Generates some very nice images! I mean, I'm not a "breast man", so to speak ... only because it implies more importance to breasts than other parts. But the "nice ass inches from his face" was a good touch!

Not a breast man, eh? Too bad...After my personality they're my best feature. You like the nice ass touch.... mmm...just trying to think where else I might like to put my ass inches away from.

Guess I don't need to come up with another song today, do I ?

Shall we go for Dr. Phil?!? I'll guarantee you he'd have a thing or two (or perhaps 8000) things to say about your "sweet soul". I can hear it now on the morning promo's. "Dr. Phil attempts to save the soul of a closet butt woman - today at 4!" But seriously ... not to worry! Your unspoken longing for my butt will remain my little secret ... just between me and myself, since you obviously don't want to admit it.

Well you'd have a better chance with Dr. Phil...the 'thinking' woman's Jerry...but it still wouldn't happen. OK OK so there is a little longing going on here...for your butt *putting it first only to entertain you*, your chest, stomach, neck, hands, thighs, and ...uuum.........

Artistic, hey?!? Hmmmmmm ... interesting! Gotta think about that one for a while. My first reaction is to think about face painting ... but that seems a bit too predictable.

Face painting would be fun but my specialty is chocolate body paint. I can't draw worth a damn but that doesn't stop me!

Actually, I do ... and I will try to satisfy your desires to be teased. But just not right now. I mean, there was a logical order to this pic sequence ... which inevitably led to 1 thing.

Something tells me 'satisfy my desires' is going to be an understatement! Yes I did notice the '1 thing'....absolutely fabulous.

In all seriousness, thanks for your ongoing replies and compliments, wicked woman! And you can be wicked with me anytime you want! (And "wicked" can definitely be "nice"! )

My pleasure, trust me. oooo ooo permission to be wicked, sir! Agreed, 'wicked' can be very 'nice'.

[wicked woman]

Here's your afternoon bump....get your ass over here so I can grind too!



since you think I'm a closet butt woman hehe unless there is another part of you you'd rather I bump and grind.

[wicked woman]

But then I did notice you didn't bump me last night.

OK here's your evening bump...



Now what do I get for it?

[wicked woman]

OK that's it...no more bumping and grinding until you reciprocate!

[TomOne]

See there! I take the weekend off from lit, but had these tremendous vibes shooting through every nerve of my body all weekend long! Then I cum back and find you've been bumping and grinding me all along from afar!!! Now, doesn't that just make the hormonal juices flow! I mean, this is a PSYCHIC ERECTION I'm experiencing here, ww!!!

Feels pretty friggin' good too!!!

Anyway, you can bump and grind me anytime you'd like there, wicked! And I don't even care if the results are just between the 2 of us. As I said, I like a bit of intimacy!

Not a breast man, eh? Too bad...After my personality they're my best feature.

I suppose I'm supposed to trust on this one, hey? I mean, I'm not necessarily doubting you! Your personality seems to be holding up pretty well to scrutiny, so far! But ... breasts are one of those sticky subjects, if ya know what I mean! Some guys go for the strip club 44 DDD's as the epitomy of nice boobs - when in fact fat juicy silicon blobs like that don't tend to do a lot for the more cultured people amongst us!

Please god - don't let her respond that she's got 44 DDD's!!! I may have just dug a hole I could NEVER get out of!!! And NOTE - I did NOT place myself within the category of "more cultured people" - even though there might be an implication there! ** Do "more cultured" people cum to lit???

Then there's the "more than a mouthful" club! Anyway, for all you know, if ever given the opportunity to introduce myself in person, I might find your vulva a better feature than your boobs! Or maybe they'd be equal! Or perhaps your left breast would be slightly better than the right cheek of your rear end ... but not as good as your right breast! Anyway, I could go on and on and on - but I won't! If you say your breasts are GREAT - I'll take your word for it!

I can't draw worth a damn but that doesn't stop me!

Being completely honest here, I don't draw very well when I'm face painting either - but I think it's just due to lack of sufficient practice! Keep trying to work on that ... but ... you know! Also, I have a hard time concentrating on exact placement of the brushtip when the handle is going through massive convulsions!

Something tells me 'satisfy my desires' is going to be an understatement!

Now that's pressure to perform! Nothing like building up the expectations! Do you do that to your love making partners? Do they have to make "satisfying your desires" an understatement to?

OK - well, anyway - so you wanted "slightly dressed" - a bit of a "tease", as I recall! Ask and ye shall receive.

Is that sacreligious to use the word "ye" in this context?!?

Here's a bit more than just "slightly dressed".

____________________

[bamagirl]

Mmmmm loved the pics,more chest please!

[wicked woman]

See there! I take the weekend off from lit, but had these tremendous vibes shooting through every nerve of my body all weekend long! Then I cum back and find you've been bumping and grinding me all along from afar!!! Now, doesn't that just make the hormonal juices flow! I mean, this is a PSYCHIC ERECTION I'm experiencing here, ww!!!

roflmao psychic erection! Hope it was good for you babe Careful or I might get a big head here!

Anyway, you can bump and grind me anytime you'd like there, wicked! And I don't even care if the results are just between the 2 of us. As I said, I like a bit of intimacy![/

You're sweet but that wouldn't be fair. You and your pics are worthy of being appreciated by more than just me. I see you have another admirer. Ditto on the chest comment.

I suppose I'm supposed to trust on this one, hey? I mean, I'm not necessarily doubting you! Your personality seems to be holding up pretty well to scrutiny, so far! But ... breasts are one of those sticky subjects, if ya know what I mean! Some guys go for the strip club 44 DDD's as the epitomy of nice boobs - when in fact fat juicy silicon blobs like that don't tend to do a lot for the more cultured people amongst us!

Please god - don't let her respond that she's got 44 DDD's!!! I may have just dug a hole I could NEVER get out of!!! And NOTE - I did NOT place myself within the category of "more cultured people" - even though there might be an implication there! ** Do "more cultured" people cum to lit???

What? You don't trust me? Have I ever lied to you before? 44DDD's or silicon blobs, I don't know let me see Nope...no where near. And what says just cause I visit Lit I'm not cultured?

Sorry just a pet peeve of mine when people think you're a perv just cause you're here. Don't think of myself as a perv....just a woman with a healthy sexual appetite...among other interests.

Then there's the "more than a mouthful" club! Anyway, for all you know, if ever given the opportunity to introduce myself in person, I might find your vulva a better feature than your boobs! Or maybe they'd be equal! Or perhaps your left breast would be slightly better than the right cheek of your rear end ... but not as good as your right breast! Anyway, I could go on and on and on - but I won't! If you say your breasts are GREAT - I'll take your word for it!

ooo sounds like a delicious adventure....checking out air fares to Florida. hehe

Definitely not posting pics of all those body parts here for you to compare!

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Now that's pressure to perform! Nothing like building up the expectations! Do you do that to your love making partners? Do they have to make "satisfying your desires" an understatement to?

My apologies....that was meant as a compliment...ok you haven't earned it yet, but still. As for my lovers... no not a requirement that it be an understatement...but usually it is. Easily pleased and responsive here *wicked wink* Damn doesn't matter what I write here it comes out the wrong way....so I'll just say...quit picking on me!!!!

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OK - well, anyway - so you wanted "slightly dressed" - a bit of a "tease", as I recall! Ask and ye shall receive

oooo yes that's a tease...especially since you only posted one pic!!! Even got your hands in it I see...nice....ok hon...more...more....