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Old 11-29-2009, 11:29 PM   #1
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Inflate your car's tires to 75 psi....

... and you're bound to find a job !!!!


How's the bullshit workin' for ya?
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:33 PM   #2
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I don't get this one. Can I use my 50/50?
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:39 PM   #3
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I don't get this one. Can I use my 50/50?
A reference to the Presidential Speecher who was supposed to fix everything.

Energy crisis? Inflate your tires!

Unemployment? Give his buddies some of your money.
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:42 PM   #4
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:05 AM   #5
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:06 AM   #6
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:09 AM   #7
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I like boobs too.
And they'd bounce more in the car with the tires at 75 psi.

Kinda hard to find some for the vehicle rated for that high a pressure, though....
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:20 AM   #8
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... and you're bound to find a job !!!!


How's the bullshit workin' for ya?
And if you're short on cash, you can sell off your supply of duct tape.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:10 PM   #9
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And they'd bounce more in the car with the tires at 75 psi.

Kinda hard to find some for the vehicle rated for that high a pressure, though....
One is reminded of the Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing tire inflation chapter. Hahahaha.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:27 PM   #10
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One is reminded of the Hunter S. Thompson Fear and Loathing tire inflation chapter. Hahahaha.
Made the Eldo drive like a sports car.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:56 PM   #11
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Made the Eldo drive like a sports car.
... corners like a bitch...
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:49 PM   #12
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I inflated my tires to

280 lbs today. I must be saving a lot of money.

(4 car tires x 30lbs/ea + 2 bikes at 40 lbs each tire)
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:54 PM   #13
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280 lbs today. I must be saving a lot of money.

(4 car tires x 30lbs/ea + 2 bikes at 40 lbs each tire)
Good job!

That'll help with the glow-ball warming as well.

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Old 11-30-2009, 07:59 PM   #14
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the best
is when fresh spin
is slathered upon
spin-generated 'fact'...


climate gate comes to mind...

and in all fairness,

so does the run-up to the 2nd iraq incursion....


it's not new.

tr installed the first tennis courts on the white house grounds...
but,
though he was an avid player,
was never photographed in 'tennis whites'
for fear of appearing 'less manly'...

tippecanoe
tut-tut
and
turn on the spin, baby!
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:13 PM   #15
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the best
is when fresh spin
is slathered upon
spin-generated 'fact'...


climate gate comes to mind...

and in all fairness,

so does the run-up to the 2nd iraq incursion....


it's not new.

tr installed the first tennis courts on the white house grounds...
but,
though he was an avid player,
was never photographed in 'tennis whites'
for fear of appearing 'less manly'...

tippecanoe
tut-tut
and
turn on the spin, baby!
...But can you imagine James Madison's love letters to Dolly?
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Old 12-01-2009, 12:48 AM   #16
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...But can you imagine James Madison's love letters to Dolly?

...only through
rose coloured
corrective lenses.


ahhh...
harkens to the heady days
of donna shalala
running history departments...
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Old 12-01-2009, 01:47 AM   #17
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My dodge ram diesel tires take 85 psi?
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:06 AM   #18
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Nah, jobs will be plentiful when everyone dies during that ice age that's coming next year.
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:42 PM   #19
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Nah, jobs will be plentiful when everyone dies during that ice age that's coming next year.
But the political types already lost their ice ax in Trotsy's head.
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Old 12-01-2009, 02:48 PM   #20
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a strawman thread

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Old 12-01-2009, 03:03 PM   #21
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a strawman thread

But even the straw man wasn't fooled by the fake behind the curtain once the facts were shown.

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