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11-29-2009, 06:32 AM
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Have you ever...
... said or done something so cringe-makingly embarrassing that you want then to hurry up with time travel so you can just go back and undo it? I'm not talking doing really bad stuff, just something that makes you say to yourself "next time, keep yer fucking mouth shut."
tell me yours...
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11-29-2009, 06:41 AM
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Yes I have, poured some "creme anglaise" (runny custard) down a ladies open dress (the back of her dress) and then tried to mop up it right down to her ass cheeks, lol, very embarrassing for a 16 year old back then 
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11-29-2009, 06:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
... said or done something so cringe-makingly embarrassing that you want then to hurry up with time travel so you can just go back and undo it? I'm not talking doing really bad stuff, just something that makes you say to yourself "next time, keep yer fucking mouth shut."
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Nope.
I've had nightmares about stuff like that, though.
It's Rod Serling's fault, mainly.
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11-29-2009, 06:46 AM
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Half the time i open my mouth i feel like that  |
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11-29-2009, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Franglais71
Yes I have, poured some "creme anglaise" (runny custard) down a ladies open dress (the back of her dress) and then tried to mop up it right down to her ass cheeks, lol, very embarrassing for a 16 year old back then |
was it deliberate or an accident?
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Nope.
I've had nightmares about stuff like that, though.
It's Rod Serling's fault, mainly.
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rod serling?
and really? never ever have you said something to someone and wish you hadn't? |
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11-29-2009, 06:48 AM
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Half the time i open my mouth i feel like that |
*empathises*
my foot is so frequently in my gob that you can sometimes see my toes poking out of my arse. |
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11-29-2009, 06:50 AM
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an accident in a very posh restaurant at a gala dinner..............
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11-29-2009, 06:52 AM
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and really? never ever have you said something to someone and wish you hadn't?
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Oh, sure. But time-travelling to fix it?
Fucking up six billion people's lives just because I said the wrong thing?
I think not.
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11-29-2009, 06:57 AM
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Oh, sure. But time-travelling to fix it?
Fucking up six billion people's lives just because I said the wrong thing?
I think not.
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why would it fuck up people's lives?
plus it's a wish you cpuld do it, because what you said/did was so cringy. |
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11-29-2009, 06:58 AM
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an accident in a very posh restaurant at a gala dinner..............
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accidents don't count. beyond your control. |
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11-29-2009, 07:00 AM
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Oh, yeah...
LOTS!
Here's one:
The DI (first day of boot) screams, right face, so I, along with about 80% of the platoon turn and face right (the others having, of course, turned left). Then the DI screams NO STUPID, YOUR MILITARY RIGHT, so, scared and over-thinking the situation, I turn 180° only to discover that now I'm the only one facing the wrong direction and now the DI's screaming at me, a lot of it having to do with me being a damned communist gook infiltrator...
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11-29-2009, 07:04 AM
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why would it fuck up people's lives?
plus it's a wish you cpuld do it, because what you said/did was so cringy.
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Why would it... oh gods...
So you rewind time to fix some stupid remark you made. That means you can do something different. It also means that 5,999,999 other people can do something different. Please tell me you don't believe you're the only person alive in the universe.
Good God, woman. I hope you're never put in charge of Space and Time, because if that ever happens, we're all so screwed.
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11-29-2009, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Frisco_Slug_Esq
Oh, yeah...
LOTS!
Here's one:
The DI (first day of boot) screams, right face, so I, along with about 80% of the platoon turn and face right (the others having, of course, turned left). Then the DI screams NO STUPID, YOUR MILITARY RIGHT, so, scared and over-thinking the situation, I turn 180° only to discover that now I'm the only one facing the wrong direction and now the DI's screaming at me, a lot of it having to do with me being a damned communist gook infiltrator...
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meh... not really what I meant either, because that was just done out of ignorance of what was expected.
what's a DI? |
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11-29-2009, 07:08 AM
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meh... not really what I meant either, because that was just done out of ignorance of what was expected.
what's a DI?
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11-29-2009, 07:10 AM
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Try being more clear next time because I DEFINITELY wanted to do the time warp again!
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11-29-2009, 07:12 AM
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Try being more clear next time because I DEFINITELY wanted to do the time warp again!
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I've been perfectly clear. |
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11-29-2009, 07:14 AM
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I'll admit to one. I had to go shopping and i saw a number of very drool worthy men, and women, so by the time I'm done shopping i want sex, I knew he was gonna be home so I get all prepared for sex get home toss the groceries in the fridge go into our room and tell him fuck me now.
Problem was I didn't look up I was busy undoing my shirt and he had a couple guys over playing some new game. So I look up to see three guys staring at my half undone boobs spilling out shirt, I'm told I turned 30 shades of red a few purple and ran for the bathroom. I was curled up in the corner for quite some time. He never did get sex that day. |
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11-29-2009, 07:14 AM
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I've been perfectly clear.
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It must be a shared language, because it was something I had "done ... so cringe-makingly embarrassing that you want then to hurry up with time travel so you can just go back and undo it? "
iPMS 
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11-29-2009, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by emap
I'll admit to one. I had to go shopping and i saw a number of very drool worthy men, and women, so by the time I'm done shopping i want sex, I knew he was gonna be home so I get all prepared for sex get home toss the groceries in the fridge go into our room and tell him fuck me now.
Problem was I didn't look up I was busy undoing my shirt and he had a couple guys over playing some new game. So I look up to see three guys staring at my half undone boobs spilling out shirt, I'm told I turned 30 shades of red a few purple and ran for the bathroom. I was curled up in the corner for quite some time. He never did get sex that day. |
oh fabulous! it's like the start of a literotica group sex story gone wrong! |
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11-29-2009, 07:18 AM
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It must be a shared language, because it was something I had "done ... so cringe-makingly embarrassing that you want then to hurry up with time travel so you can just go back and undo it? "
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yes but obviously not as the result of ignorance or accident. yes, those things are embarrassing, but not really down to your own volition. |
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11-29-2009, 07:20 AM
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yes but obviously not as the result of ignorance or accident. yes, those things are embarrassing, but not really down to your own volition.
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It was the result of over-thinking, like I said.
I knew right from left.
uMean!
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11-29-2009, 07:20 AM
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I repeatedly and suicidely ask women whether they are pregnant. I don't know why I keep doing it. Everytime I do, I go why the fuck did I do that and then go on and do it again.
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11-29-2009, 07:26 AM
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I repeatedly and suicidely ask women whether they are pregnant. I don't know why I keep doing it. Everytime I do, I go why the fuck did I do that and then go on and do it again.
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any women or just those who are maybe overweight?
I sent an arse pic to St peter for ass hook measurements yesterday. except it went to someone with almost the same nick as him. I haven't heard back yet. |
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11-29-2009, 07:29 AM
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any women or just those who are maybe overweight?
I sent an arse pic to St peter for ass hook measurements yesterday. except it went to someone with almost the same nick as him. I haven't heard back yet.
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Tends to be women who are carrying their body fat like they are pregnant or they really are. I just wish I could stop myself. It's a disease!
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11-29-2009, 07:31 AM
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Tends to be women who are carrying their body fat like they are pregnant or they really are. I just wish I could stop myself. It's a disease!
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I've only done it once. and in fairness, she really did look pregnant. |
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