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11-25-2009, 11:17 AM
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After Turkey Traditions
Those who have moved out of town come back for the holiday. We all go to local pub to see people we don't want to see and have some drinks.
What do you do?
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11-25-2009, 11:19 AM
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Watch tv. Lay around. Do dishes and clean up. That's about it. My sister and her husband like to play cards but not poker and never for money so it seems sorta pointless to me. Plus I don't like them.
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11-25-2009, 11:27 AM
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I have the neighbors over to the Savage Manse for dinner, so after they leave I search the house to make sure they didn't steal anything.
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11-25-2009, 11:31 AM
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I have the neighbors over to the Savage Manse for dinner, so after they leave I search the house to make sure they didn't steal anything.
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That's important. You can't trust neighbors.
Have you gotten anything good from visits to their place?
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
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11-25-2009, 11:35 AM
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That's important. You can't trust neighbors.
Have you gotten anything good from visits to their place?
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I never go over to their houses. I live at the end of a secluded road and only have a few immediate neighbors and my house is nicer then theirs, so I see no reason to go slumming.
That reminds me... I'd better get an accurate count of the silverware before they come over.
Well... maybe I should fess up. One neighbor has a garden and sometimes, late at night when the dog won't come in, I sneak in and steal his veggies. |
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11-25-2009, 11:42 AM
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Damn, you guys are more boring than we are.
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11-27-2009, 09:58 PM
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It just occurred to me that I didn't get any of the fucking deviled eggs! I wonder who the hell ate em all. I bet it was those bastard children from next door... probably the little one who fed the Hawk her puppy.
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11-27-2009, 10:02 PM
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It just occurred to me that I didn't get any of the fucking deviled eggs! I wonder who the hell ate em all. I bet it was those bastard children from next door... probably the little one who fed the Hawk her puppy.
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I stole a fork from your sorry ass! Muhahahahahahah!
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11-27-2009, 10:04 PM
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I stole a fork from your sorry ass! Muhahahahahahah!
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And I ass-fucked your gf when you were watching football. Let's call it even. |
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11-27-2009, 10:08 PM
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And I ass-fucked your gf when you were watching football. Let's call it even.
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She said she sat on a thimble. Makes sense.
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11-28-2009, 02:48 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Luke_Atmydik
Those who have moved out of town come back for the holiday. We all go to local pub to see people we don't want to see and have some drinks.
What do you do?
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we don't have Thanksgiving here, but at Chrissy after lunch, its traditional to fight with the family. Really get in there and drag up old grievances. Preferably done whilst pissed off your face, so you can blame it on the booze later (my family don't drink, so we hold grudges). But this is probably because it is usually around 30c on christmas day and the more delsuional of us continue to have a roast dinner that make the house hot and the guests sluggish and grumpy.I personally don't do big Xmas dinners anymore. I am pagan, we do a more sensible midsummer fest here with salads and cold meat and pannacotta with mango or strawberries.
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