Perfect Woman or Perfect Man?

[DG Hear]

Just a cute short video. But, I have to say, pretty close to the truth.
Enjoy
DG

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

[Stella_Omega]

Women always listen-- including the things you will wish you hadn't said...

[3113]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

Women always listen-- including the things you will wish you hadn't said...

Like posting this joke. Remember DG, we're not going to ever, ever, ever forget this. You're marked for life.

[DearEmma]

Never listen. No. It means women are curious. And that's just another thing you should appreciate about us.

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by 3113

Like posting this joke. Remember DG, we're not going to ever, ever, ever forget this. You're marked for life.

I've been marked, ever since I started posting in the A/H.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

I've been marked, ever since I started posting in the A/H.

Well, after the fiftieth lameass joke, there's a tendency to mark you as the guy who posts them.

[Zeb_Carter]

By god that was a real knee slapper there DG! Yes sir ree bob, a real knee slapper. LOL.

Don't let the girls here get you down...they don't listen either or they do but they only hear what they want to hear not what you really said. Go figure.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by Zeb_Carter

By god that was a real knee slapper there DG! Yes sir ree bob, a real knee slapper. LOL.

Don't let the girls here get you down...they don't listen either or they do but they only hear what they want to hear not what you really said. Go figure.

What we want to hear might be something like; "I understand that I have problems with women and I express that by repeating an ugly joke a hundred times," but we haven't actually heard that.

Go figure.

[SweetWitch]

*Pulls up chair, grabs popcorn*

Let the battle begin!

[lance gt]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, wearing the pink trunks and a look of dread...DeeeeGeeeee. And in the other corner, wearing black studded leather and a look of deadly revenge, the Womeeennnnnn.

Okay, we want a good fight here contestants, we don't give a shit about cheap shots and low blows. Kicking, scratching, biting and spitting are allowed, no tap-outs allowed, this is a grudge match to the finish. Go to your corners and when the bell rings, come out swinging."

This fight is brought to you by Massengil. Squirt us up your pussy every morning and you'll feel as fresh as a fast fuck all day."

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by lance gt

"Ladies and Gentlemen, in this corner, wearing the pink trunks and a look of dread...DeeeeGeeeee. And in the other corner, wearing black studded leather and a look of deadly revenge, the Womeeennnnnn.

Okay, we want a good fight here contestants, we don't give a shit about cheap shots and low blows. Kicking, scratching, biting and spitting are allowed, no tap-outs allowed, this is a grudge match to the finish. Go to your corners and when the bell rings, come out swinging."

This fight is brought to you by Massengil. Squirt us up your pussy every morning and you'll feel as fresh as a fast fuck all day."

Wow!!! All this from a posted joke from the internet, sent to me by a woman (by the way). I still thought it was cute.
DG

[lance gt]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Wow!!! All this from a posted joke from the internet, sent to me by a woman (by the way). I still thought it was cute.
DG

You should know something like this will spark a controversy DG. At least it's now a "fair" fight between you and them. Don't worry, the guys will be cheering for you, when the girls rip your shorts off and go at you. Just do your best to put on a good show and they might take it easy on your ass. If you haven't noticed, most are sporting a 9" strap-on for the occassion. I always call an impartial fight, no bias either way. Start getting in shape big guy.

[cloudy]

Originally Posted by lance gt

You should know something like this will spark a controversy DG. At least it's now a "fair" fight between you and them. Don't worry, the guys will be cheering for you, when the girls rip your shorts off and go at you. Just do your best to put on a good show and they might take it easy on your ass. If you haven't noticed, most are sporting a 9" strap-on for the occassion. I always call an impartial fight, no bias either way. Start getting in shape big guy.

No fight with me, although I do wish he would keep his racist, sexist jokes under quarantine in that one thread instead of spreading his contagion about the entire forum. It's completely obvious to me (and others), that DG is a frightened little man - scared of anyone that isn't exactly like him.

I won't fight with him because he's not worth the energy I would have to expend to care. *shrug*

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Just a cute short video. But, I have to say, pretty close to the truth.
Enjoy
DG

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

Originally Posted by cloudy

No fight with me, although I do wish he would keep his racist, sexist jokes under quarantine in that one thread instead of spreading his contagion about the entire forum. It's completely obvious to me (and others), that DG is a frightened little man - scared of anyone that isn't exactly like him.

I won't fight with him because he's not worth the energy I would have to expend to care. *shrug*

Wow, A young married couple and Santa. Doesn't get much more racist and sexist than that. LOL

Hope the rest of you liked it.
DG

[cloudy]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Wow, A young married couple and Santa. Doesn't get much more racist and sexist than that. LOL

Hope the rest of you liked it.
DG

I didn't watch it, and I won't watch anything you post. Why not keep it in your own thread, so that those of us who have that thread "flushed" don't have to see it?

Your idea of "cute" includes jokes that portray women as stupid, and people that aren't white as being all thieves.

I'm sorry that women and non-whites are so threatening to you. The rest of the country got over that attitude forty years ago. Isn't it time you did?

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by cloudy

I didn't watch it, and I won't watch anything you post. Why not keep it in your own thread, so that those of us who have that thread "flushed" don't have to see it?

Your idea of "cute" includes jokes that portray women as stupid, and people that aren't white as being all thieves.

I'm sorry that women and non-whites are so threatening to you. The rest of the country got over that attitude forty years ago. Isn't it time you did?

Look, I used to like you but now you are just an irritating bug. I don't bother you, or care to talk to you. you are so misguided and misled that I do feel sorry for you. Just tired of listening to you. Please put me on ignore and leave me there.
Thank you
DG Hear

[cloudy]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Look, I used to like you but now you are just an irritating bug. I don't bother you, or care to talk to you. you are so misguided and misled that I do feel sorry for you. Just tired of listening to you. Please put me on ignore and leave me there.
Thank you
DG Hear

I feel sorry for you. It must be a horrible life, feeling constantly threatened by over half the population: those that are women, those that aren't heterosexual, and those that aren't white.

I really don't care if you like me or not. Makes absolutely no difference in my life at all. If I bother you, too fucking bad. Keep your shit in your own homophobic, racist, sexist thread, and I won't see it, otherwise, deal with it.

[Zeb_Carter]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

What we want to hear might be something like; "I understand that I have problems with women and I express that by repeating an ugly joke a hundred times," but we haven't actually heard that.

Go figure.

See that's the problem, you only hear what you like to hear, not what was actually said. And yes that joke has made the rounds more than once and yes it is probably created by a man who hates women.

I certainly do not have any problems with women. But sometimes poking them with a stick can be...somewhat enjoyable.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Wow!!! All this from five hundred and fifty posted jokes from the internet, sent to me by a woman (by the way). I still thought it was cute.
DG

yeah well after the five hundred and fortieth? They get a little stale.

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by cloudy

I feel sorry for you. It must be a horrible life, feeling constantly threatened by over half the population: those that are women, those that aren't heterosexual, and those that aren't white.

I really don't care if you like me or not. Makes absolutely no difference in my life at all. If I bother you, too fucking bad. Keep your shit in your own homophobic, racist, sexist thread, and I won't see it, otherwise, deal with it.

You have every right to your misguided beliefs. You also have a right to start threads and post where you're misguided thoughts lead you. I also have the same rights to start threads and post what and where I desire; I chose to use them

[DG Hear]

Originally Posted by Stella_Omega

yeah well after the five hundred and fortieth? They get a little stale.

So ignore them and stop reading them. Go back and complain about the political threads or anywhere that I'm not. It's a big board, to bad you and Cloudy are so unhappy with your lives and chose to pass your negativness on to others.

It's sad, it really is. Have a good day or at least try too, even if you have to leave the A/H to do so.

[Stella_Omega]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

So ignore them and stop reading them. Go back and complain about the political threads or anywhere that I'm not. It's a big board, to bad you and Cloudy are so unhappy with your lives and chose to pass your negativness on to others.

It's sad, it really is. Have a good day or at least try too, even if you have to leave the A/H to do so.

You can avoid my opinions by keeping your sexist jokes on your private joke thread, which I have on ignore.

Anywhere I can see them. I will state my opinion. And my opinion is that when you repeat the same jokes over and over, it means you have a problem. You sure haven't done anything to show us different.

[cloudy]

Originally Posted by DG Hear

You have every right to your misguided beliefs. You also have a right to start threads and post where you're misguided thoughts lead you. I also have the same rights to start threads and post what and where I desire; I chose to use them

Just shows how old and out of touch with reality you are if you think that not being racist is "misguided." I'm so glad people that believe like you are dying off - honestly.

I'll exercise my right to continue to call you on your bad behavior, just so we understand each other.

[lance gt]

"And we have Cloudy and Stella tag-teaming against DG, who's side-stepping their punches. The judges aren't sure if DG can last another round, if another woman comes in the ring. Dg is valiantly doing his best, but he's no match for the girls, when they're ready to draw blood.
There's the bell to signal the end of the first round. The contestants are going back to their corners and DG is tightening the cord on his shorts, so they stop falling down and the girls are applying a fresh coat of lube to their dildoes. Looks like an interesting second round folks, so don't go far.

Please patronize the naked waitresses serving drinks and tip them well. They're doing a great job.
Don't forget the half-time Jell-o wrestling match between two lovely ladies who will surely please you with their efforts."

[cloudy]

Originally Posted by lance gt

"And we have Cloudy and Stella tag-teaming against DG, who's side-stepping their punches. The judges aren't sure if DG can last another round, if another woman comes in the ring. Dg is valiantly doing his best, but he's no match for the girls, when they're ready to draw blood.
There's the bell to signal the end of the first round. The contestants are going back to their corners and DG is tightening the cord on his shorts, so they stop falling down and the girls are applying a fresh coat of lube to their dildoes. Looks like an interesting second round folks, so don't go far.

Please patronize the naked waitresses serving drinks and tip them well. They're doing a great job.
Don't forget the half-time Jell-o wrestling match between two lovely ladies who will surely please you with their efforts."

I appreciate your attempt to inject some levity into the conversation, however, I find it a little distasteful. If you only realized what you seem to be countenancing. I don't find jokes like the following (taken directly from DG's "humor" thread) to be funny in the least.

Originally Posted by DG Hear

Don't have any Idea if this is anywhere near true but I did find it funny. Received this from an old friend a few minutes ago.
DG

An Interesting Event in Victoria , Texas


Victoria , Texas (pop.. 55,000) is a town about 80 miles west of Houston
.
Local Hispanic leaders there, in opposition to pending Immigration
Legislation, boycotted all Caucasian owned businesses in the Victoria
area this past weekend as demonstration of theireconomic impact on the
community. The boycott was declared a success by the hispanic community,
noting that revenue in Caucasian owned businesses was down by 19%.

Business owners declared the boycott a success as well, pointing out
that shoplifting was reduced by 77%, money orders sent out of the
country were down by 97%, and the cost of daily clean-up and trash
collection was down by 84%. Shoppers reported that they could actually
hear English being spoken throughout the community for the first time in
recent memory, and customers actually paid for purchases with real
money, not government debit cards.


Just think of this was held all over the US.