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Old 11-21-2009, 09:16 AM   #1
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"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend."

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

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Old 11-21-2009, 09:18 AM   #2
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What did you do before?


"I dug holes."


Now you shall fill them!
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:19 AM   #3
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I love the smell of spaghetti in the morning...





First, you got to dig a hole, otherwise you'll end up out in the desert digging holes all night...


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I love the smell of spaghetti in the morning...
Ennio Morricone rocks any time of day...
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:28 AM   #5
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Eli Wallach's no slouch...




I hear he's started a Tuco Tico Taco franchise in Rome...
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:43 AM   #7
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Eli Wallach's no slouch...

I hear he's started a Tuco Tico Taco franchise in Rome...
I heard it was called "Don Ottobello's Pizzaria"!

Can you believe he's 93 years old and still acting?
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I heard it was called "Don Ottobello's Pizzaria"!

Can you believe he's 93 years old and still acting?
Having read his auto-biography, he'll give a performance at his wake.




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Having read his auto-biography, he'll give a performance at his wake.

"And I do in part believe it."

He's that good.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:04 AM   #10
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"Stay thirsty, my friends."
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:05 AM   #11
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Cool

I remember last summer, in the hammock with the kidlet as she read the first chapter, it was fascinating even to her.
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"Stay thirsty, my friends."
Nobody is drinking mediocre beer, here.

We're talking Westerns.

This is a whiskey thread.
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Nobody is drinking mediocre beer, here.

We're talking Westerns.

This is a whiskey thread.
Sorry.


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Old 11-21-2009, 10:11 AM   #14
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Sorry.

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Very good.

You know we might end up in a fist-fight, though, right?

There's just something about whiskey that, once you drink enough of it, makes you want to punch even your best friend in the face.
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Old 11-21-2009, 10:12 AM   #15
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Nobody is drinking mediocre beer, here.

We're talking Westerns.

This is a whiskey thread.
Cheap whiskey?

Or the good stuff?
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Very good.

You know we might end up in a fist-fight, though, right?

There's just something about whiskey that, once you drink enough of it, makes you want to punch even your best friend in the face.
I would rather just smack around a whore if it is all the same to you.
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Cheap whiskey?

Or the good stuff?
More so with the good stuff.
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I would rather just smack around a whore if it is all the same to you.
That's not likely. Get loaded up on whiskey, and it's guys you'll want to smack around.
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That's not likely. Get loaded up on whiskey, and it's guys you'll want to smack around.
And cops. And trees with my truck. (RIP truck )

I will stick to water and whores.
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I meant horse, not truck.


RIP horse
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And cops. And trees with my truck. (RIP truck )

I will stick to water and whores.
Good thing they didn't have trucks or cops in the old West.

That could have resulted in any number of difficult situations.
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My favorite ever western line was out of Blazing Saddles and I will not repeat it here.
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My favorite ever western line was out of Blazing Saddles and I will not repeat it here.
OMG, you're on the hook, now.

I'm guessing it wasn't "our town is turning into shit" ?
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OMG, you're on the hook, now.

I'm guessing it wasn't "our town is turning into shit" ?
No. It was a perfect example of the evils of capitalism and racism all wrapped into one line.

They do not make movies like that anymore. Or old westerns.

Fuck Hollywood!
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