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11-20-2009, 10:48 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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Luke Atmydik has started 116 threads and not one of them has received over100 replies
Isn't this some kinda Lit Hall-of-Fame futility record?
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Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:00 PM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Originally Posted by johnnieblue44
Isn't this some kinda Lit Hall-of-Fame futility record?
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He's always trying to get the floor. Last I heard he had forced his way into some scientific symposium and started jumping up and down, waving his arms, screaming something about "I want to talk about the nominon"..."I want to talk about the nominon"..."Has anyone heard about the Ana"...."it bites off the turd, but it ain't got no teefh."
Poor dude, nobody pays attention... 
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11-20-2009, 11:02 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by vetteman
He's always trying to get the floor. Last I heard he had forced his way into some scientific symposium and started jumping up and down, waving his arms, screaming something about "I want to talk about the nominon"..."I want to talk about the nominon"..."Has anyone heard about the Ana"...."it bites off the turd, but it ain't got no teefh."
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Seriously, you're like the least funniest motherfucker on Lit. I'm being dead honest here. Your insults, comebacks, put downs, etc just plain suck. They're awful.
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11-20-2009, 11:03 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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Originally Posted by vetteman
He's always trying to get the floor. Last I heard he had forced his way into some scientific symposium and started jumping up and down, waving his arms, screaming something about "I want to talk about the nominon"..."I want to talk about the nominon"..."Has anyone heard about the Ana"...."it bites off the turd, but it ain't got no teefh."
Poor dude, nobody pays attention... |
yeah....I'm hip.....
He went to his psych doctor, and the shrink doc told him to take off all of his clothes, go to the window, and jump up and down..
Luke asked, "Is this gonna cure me?"
And the doc said, "No. But I'm mad at my neighbors."
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:04 PM
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Huanctastic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vetteman
He's always trying to get the floor. Last I heard he had forced his way into some scientific symposium and started jumping up and down, waving his arms, screaming something about "I want to talk about the nominon"..."I want to talk about the nominon"..."Has anyone heard about the Ana"...."it bites off the turd, but it ain't got no teefh."
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Que???
ahahaha
Wow, dude, wow.
You realize, you're in league with this flinstone erotica-spamming fuckwad?
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Beautiful corndog...
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11-20-2009, 11:04 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
Seriously, you're like the least funniest motherfucker on Lit. I'm being dead honest here. Your insults, comebacks, put downs, etc just plain suck. They're awful.
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four letters..
O H I O
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:07 PM
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Really Experienced
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Litsters like Luke, Batch and ChupBitchy try very hard but they just don't create any impact like LT and Busybody. It's like David Hasselhoff trying to be a singer.
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11-20-2009, 11:09 PM
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Really Experienced
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
Seriously, you're like the least funniest motherfucker on Lit. I'm being dead honest here. Your insults, comebacks, put downs, etc just plain suck. They're awful.
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I disagree with you. You're actually talking about yourself here. |
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11-20-2009, 11:09 PM
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Huanctastic
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Originally Posted by bg32
Litsters like Luke, Batch and ChupBitchy try very hard but they just don't create any impact like LT and Busybody. It's like David Hasselhoff trying to be a singer.
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Ok, now this thread has reached new levels.
Nice of you to join us, bg32, you vampire chick, you.
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Beautiful corndog...
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11-20-2009, 11:10 PM
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Live Like You Got A Pair
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Seriously, you're like the least funniest motherfucker on Lit. I'm being dead honest here. Your insults, comebacks, put downs, etc just plain suck. They're awful.
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How in the fuck would you know? You'd have to have a sense of humor in order to judge. 
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R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-20-2009, 11:14 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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I disagree with you. You're actually talking about yourself here.
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I second that.
if you all want to really laugh, go read KR's (a/k/a kellycummings') attempts at literotica stories from 2004..
read some of the critiques she (it?) received...
talk about funny.....
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:15 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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How in the fuck would you know? You'd have to have a sense of humor in order to judge. |
you da man..vette man!
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:15 PM
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bite here
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Originally Posted by bg32
Litsters like Luke, Batch and ChupBitchy try very hard but they just don't create any impact like LT and Busybody. It's like David Hasselhoff trying to be a singer.
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What's not to love? |
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11-20-2009, 11:16 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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now, THAT"S funny!
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:19 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Originally Posted by johnnieblue44
I second that.
if you all want to really laugh, go read KR's (a/k/a kellycummings') attempts at literotica stories from 2004..
read some of the critiques she (it?) received...
talk about funny.....
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Since I've said on here many times that my stories were awful then I'm not sure what you're trying to do. Prove me right? I appreciate the effort but don't really need your help, thanks.
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11-20-2009, 11:22 PM
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prince of darkness
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Isn't this some kinda Lit Hall-of-Fame futility record?
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You're right, Johnny. Some people have it and some people don't.
You are good for this board. You are naturally mean. 
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11-20-2009, 11:22 PM
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bite here
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11-20-2009, 11:24 PM
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Since I've said on here many times that my stories were awful then I'm not sure what you're trying to do. Prove me right? I appreciate the effort but don't really need your help, thanks.
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I took a 12 hour nap today - thought you'd like to know. |
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11-20-2009, 11:24 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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You're right, Johnny. Some people have it and some people don't.
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*blushes*
geez..thanks...
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
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11-20-2009, 11:24 PM
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Literotica Guru
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I took a 12 hour nap today - thought you'd like to know.
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Lazy fucker.
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11-20-2009, 11:25 PM
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In The Phantom Zone
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Why that Newbie punk, only 116 with none over one hundred replies?
Hell..he will Never catch me!
Amateur!
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11-20-2009, 11:28 PM
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An Imperfect Gentleman
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Since I've said on here many times that my stories were awful then I'm not sure what you're trying to do. Prove me right? I appreciate the effort but don't really need your help, thanks.
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here's one happy critics spot-on comment to the great ero-author..kelly cumwad... excerpted as is, unedited.....
"just had to get it out of my system. you are so hateful. you negatively affect lots of people on this board. your KARMIC cycle must be fucked."
5 plus years of venom, bravo.....
But let's not forget the hero of our thread, chubby-chick-chasing Pukey AtmyTennieWeenie
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"The day a woman says thank you after someone offers to fuck them is the day half of the problems in the world cease" - The Lovely and Wise Parrish P
Standing at the edge of the room I whispered, “You are the perfect slow, gentle lover. One I will never forget.” I turned, opened the door and was gone. - The classy and sensual Jennifer Midnight
Read my stories..they're good and good for ya!
Last edited by johnnieblue44 : 11-20-2009 at 11:28 PM.
Reason: spelling
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11-20-2009, 11:29 PM
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Literotica Guru
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nah...it is the poor sap who knows this that deserves the award.
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11-20-2009, 11:31 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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And then, there's the Turdster.
I'm an anomaly.
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11-20-2009, 11:31 PM
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Celibate
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Lazy fucker.
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