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Old 11-20-2009, 10:39 PM   #1
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Dudes that are not extremely handsome, drop dead...

gorgeous specimens of the male species to you, but who are at worst average looking, at best mildly to moderately attractive, and who you'd rather fuck over some drop dead gorgeous dude any day of the year.

Name them. Show examples.

I want to have sex with Jim Ruel. Lots and lots of sex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eIZwNT4WuA

And he's not a stereotypical, drop dead gorgeous guy at all. He's moderately attractive, but to me, he's got more sex appeal than Johnny Depp could ever have.

Call me weird, I don't care.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:45 PM   #2
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As far as I'm concerned, I'm only moderately handsome, but women have always found me magnetic.

And I don't think it's my enormous penis, either, because they usually don't see that until later.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:46 PM   #3
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Dudes that are not extremely handsome, drop dead...

... or drop by...

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Old 11-20-2009, 10:48 PM   #4
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I read recently the thought that you can look like Paul Giammatti, but if you carry yourself like Brad Pitt people will tend to see Brad Pitt.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:48 PM   #5
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Dudes that are not extremely handsome, drop dead...

... or drop by...

* blink *
Some drop in...others have to force their way in...
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:49 PM   #6
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As far as I'm concerned, I'm only moderately handsome, but women have always found me magnetic.

And I don't think it's my enormous penis, either, because they usually don't see that until later.
I usually lead with the penis. It's only later that they notice how handsome I am.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:49 PM   #7
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Some drop in...others have to force their way in...
This is true.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:51 PM   #8
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I read recently the thought that you can look like Paul Giammatti, but if you carry yourself like Brad Pitt people will tend to see Brad Pitt.
Ironically, I find Brad Pitt completely unattractive. He bores me. I tend to be more worried about whether or not someone's going to bore me than whether or not some pre-teen shit is gonna have photos of my boyfriend on her wall.

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Old 11-20-2009, 10:52 PM   #9
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Dudes that are not extremely handsome, drop dead...

... or drop by...

* blink *
Did I get a dead thread?

And you knew better...you scamp.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:54 PM   #10
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I would like Will to let me put my cold feets on his furry belly.

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:00 PM   #12
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Ironically, I find Brad Pitt completely unattractive. He bores me. I tend to be more worried about whether or not someone's going to bore me than whether or not some pre-teen shit is gonna have photos of my boyfriend on her wall.
Yeah, the way I read it is people don't literally see Brad Pitt so much as they gravitate towards gravitas in much the same way as those who respond only to looks respond to someone like Brad Pitt.
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:29 PM   #13
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I would like Will to let me put my cold feets on his furry belly.

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:34 PM   #14
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Russel Brand says he doesnt watch porn cause porn is for people who cant have sex....ergo...you wont get the beautiful people on Literotica
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Old 11-20-2009, 11:43 PM   #15
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Ironically, I find Brad Pitt completely unattractive. He bores me. I tend to be more worried about whether or not someone's going to bore me than whether or not some pre-teen shit is gonna have photos of my boyfriend on her wall.
I have thankfully gotten to an age were looks mean pretty much nothing to me in a man (Brad Pitt does make ne nauseated for some reason though). I am much more interested in minds now. An interesting mind is sexy. I was never one for caring about looks though, my only stipulation is hairiness. I like em furry, other than that. I haven't really reached that point with women though, which I am dissapointed with myself about.
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:00 AM   #16
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Yeah, he's a movie character, not to mention a villain, I don't care, I've wanted to nail him since I saw The Two Towers.
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:14 AM   #17
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I have thankfully gotten to an age were looks mean pretty much nothing to me in a man (Brad Pitt does make ne nauseated for some reason though). I am much more interested in minds now. An interesting mind is sexy. I was never one for caring about looks though, my only stipulation is hairiness. I like em furry, other than that. I haven't really reached that point with women though, which I am dissapointed with myself about.
Bitch bestbe stayin' away from mah man.
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Old 11-21-2009, 03:49 AM   #18
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Russel Brand says he doesnt watch porn cause porn is for people who cant have sex....ergo...you wont get the beautiful people on Literotica
I'm proof that that's a crap theory. Er, no offense intended!
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Old 11-21-2009, 04:09 AM   #19
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Old 11-21-2009, 04:47 AM   #20
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I hit women repeatedly with a rolled-up newspaper until they admit I'm handsome. Aside from the occasional niggling doubts about my nose-hair, I feel good about myself
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I'm proof that that's a crap theory. Er, no offense intended!
I have to agree.
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:21 AM   #24
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Another character really, as it's nowhere near the same when he has shorter hair and is clean shaven. But, when he has long hair like this and has that unshaven jaw, it's just a rugged appeal. I don't mind that he's half naked and glistening either.

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