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11-20-2009, 10:06 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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I'm New Here
...so I thought I'd say hey, how the fuck are you, deviants?
Hmmm?
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11-20-2009, 10:06 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Deja vu
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11-20-2009, 10:08 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Hey noob...you spelled Ferguson wrong.
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11-20-2009, 10:11 PM
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Passing the time...
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Show your tits!!!!
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The other, other, other white meat.
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11-20-2009, 10:12 PM
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Show your tits!!!!
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Pervert.
kate plus eight is on. |
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11-20-2009, 10:13 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Show your tits!!!!
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11-20-2009, 10:13 PM
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Passing the time...
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Show your tits!!!!
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Oops. Show your bits!!!!
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The other, other, other white meat.
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11-20-2009, 10:15 PM
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Passing the time...
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I see neither a tit nor a bit. You fail, noob. You fail. 
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The other, other, other white meat.
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11-20-2009, 10:17 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Hey noob...you spelled Ferguson wrong.
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Wrong compared to what?
I am not trying to be anyone. I am my own Turd.
:P
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11-20-2009, 10:17 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Oops. Show your bits!!!!
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11-20-2009, 10:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lancecastor
...so I thought I'd say hey, how the fuck are you, deviants?
Hmmm?
Ishmael
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"The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he looked around and saw skulls and bones everywhere. 'Uh-oh,' he thought. 'This watering hole is reserved for skeletons.'"
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11-20-2009, 10:21 PM
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Passing the time...
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Pervert.
kate plus eight is on.
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Jon and Kate Plus 8. The final episode. Monday at 9:00 only on TLC.
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The other, other, other white meat.
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11-20-2009, 10:22 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Wrong compared to what?
I am not trying to be anyone. I am my own Turd.
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Wrong compared to the Norm MacDonald bit your character here is based upon.
But you know that... now.
What will you do now, hmmm?
Ishmael
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11-20-2009, 10:24 PM
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Really Experienced
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satinD has been looking for you
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11-20-2009, 10:26 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Wrong compared to the Norm MacDonald bit your character here is based upon.
But you know that... now.
What will you do now, hmmm?
Ishmael
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Pssst:
Copyright technicalities.
I AM NOT based on that SNL character.
I just like his style. :P
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11-20-2009, 10:27 PM
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Gatinha~ღ
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Quote:
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...so I thought I'd say hey, how the fuck are you, deviants?
Hmmm?
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Hah!
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11-20-2009, 10:27 PM
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GB Moderator
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Hey, Lance... good to see you're still kicking.
Enjoy! (I mean what's left; it's a bit like New Orleans after Katrina)
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11-20-2009, 10:35 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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People have always said that about the GB...Laurel just needs to replace the carpet and paint the place.
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11-20-2009, 10:36 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Hah!
How are you?
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I'm super, thanks for asking!
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11-20-2009, 10:38 PM
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Gatinha~ღ
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I'm super, thanks for asking!
Big Gay Al
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gay??
Damn all the luck
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11-20-2009, 10:39 PM
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Literotica Guru
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You need to turn around.
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11-20-2009, 10:51 PM
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Huanctastic
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Hello, I guess things are going to liven up a bit, haha.
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Beautiful corndog...
in your butthole
tastes so good
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11-20-2009, 10:53 PM
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Witchy Guru
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Hello.
Where are your nudes?
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11-20-2009, 10:54 PM
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Beloved Cunt
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Yum.
One day I'm going to talk a publisher into fronting me enough money to fly around and take each of the women I've met on Lit out to dinner in their cities.
Working Title: "Lunch With Lance"
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11-20-2009, 10:56 PM
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Huanctastic
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Quote:
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Hello.
Where are your nudes?
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Hello, where are yours?
You remind me of someone 
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Beautiful corndog...
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