Realy freaked myself out

fenghuang · 11-18-2009, 09:56 PM

There are urban myths about people pissing in their in-laws' wardrobes when staying at their SO's' parents' house.
I've always dismissed them as pure fantasy.

It's just gone 3am and I've just been woken by my wife because I've got out of bed and started pissing in the drawer of the dresser.

I do not sleep walk.
Yes, I've been to the bar tonight, but I've drunk no more than I might if I were sat on the couch in front of the TV most nights of the week. (I drink less in a week than government scientists advise is safe. About half what they advise.)
This is ENTIRELY without precident.

It has REALLY f***ed with my head!

fgarvb1 · 11-18-2009, 10:20 PM

Firebrain · 11-19-2009, 04:35 AM

Bummer. You can't ask her to suck it now.

babyoillover · 11-19-2009, 04:51 AM

well you could - but it'd be brave!!! lol

irishwoody · 11-19-2009, 06:29 AM

It can happen - happened me too about 8 years ago - in my GFs apartment in Paris - strange layout for me (first time to visit her there) and during the night I was dreaming I needed to pee - so I got up (still asleep) and peed under the bed. She woke up straight away and woke me up shouting and me - Needless to say she wasnt happy - but she did forgive me. I was dreaming I need to go and had found reflief.

Ladybugsjoy · 11-23-2009, 12:22 PM

I was a child and staying at a grandparents house. I used to sleep walk to go pee in the middle of the night. Well at my grandparents house in the middle of the night I walked to about where my bathroom would have been at home and sat and peed on the chair at the kitchen table then got up and went back to bed. My mom told me about seeing me do that and having to clean up my mess, I had no memory of it. Maybe it's a habit of peeing in the night in your sleep that you don't know about and you just went in the wrong place?