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Old 11-11-2009, 07:02 PM   #1
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Holy shitballs!!! Chimp Attack Survivor Shows Her Disfigured Face For First Time

She doesn't even look human anymore. I barely read about it at the time but damn she looks aweful. I can't imagine how she looked when it happened.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMfve801TE
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:07 PM   #2
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:15 PM   #3
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She doesn't even look human anymore. I barely read about it at the time but damn she looks aweful. I can't imagine how she looked when it happened.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMfve801TE
The worst part is, her boss, the chimp's owner, sent her in to deal with the chimp after it went apeshit the first time. Now after having sacrificed her worker to this raging beast, she wants to fight the $50 M injury case against her by making it a work comp case instead.

This is where I would support an extrajudicial firing squad for the employer. Or kidnap her and take her out of the country to where she can fight a 200lb chimp in a secret secluded place.

Time to go back to the Old Testament against fucktards like this.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:26 PM   #4
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The worst part is, her boss, the chimp's owner, sent her in to deal with the chimp after it went apeshit the first time. Now after having sacrificed her worker to this raging beast, she wants to fight the $50 M injury case against her by making it a work comp case instead.

This is where I would support an extrajudicial firing squad for the employer. Or kidnap her and take her out of the country to where she can fight a 200lb chimp in a secret secluded place.

Time to go back to the Old Testament against fucktards like this.
Damn thats fucked up
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:28 PM   #5
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Damn thats fucked up
And the liberal state of Connecticut isn't off the hook on this either... they received numerous reports about this chimp.

The Government officials who heard of and ignored this should go out and fall on a sword over this. Literally.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:34 PM   #6
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Damn thats fucked up
Can't really tell how bad it is -- since we don't see the "before" pictures of her face.

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Old 11-11-2009, 07:36 PM   #7
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Can't really tell how bad it is -- since we don't see the "before" pictures of her face.

It's not funny. Since you're such a good little Republican maybe it should have been you taking care of that monkey.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:41 PM   #8
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It's not funny. Since you're such a good little Republican maybe it should have been you taking care of that monkey.
So, you're faulting the skinny white chick for owning her own insurance bureau?!?!

Troll on, LT.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:42 PM   #9
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damn that's fucked up.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:45 PM   #10
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So, you're faulting the skinny white chick for owning her own insurance bureau?!?!

Troll on, LT.
Insurance bureau?

Me?

No, snack foods.

... and soon -----> Cadbury chocks too.
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Old 11-11-2009, 07:50 PM   #11
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Insurance bureau?

Me?

No, snack foods.

... and soon -----> Cadbury chocks too.
Another "WHIFF" from your direction.

Junk food and junk bonds just don't cut the mustard dust in this house.
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Another "WHIFF" from your direction.

Junk food and junk bonds just don't cut the mustard dust in this house.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:05 PM   #13
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Thats sad.

Oprahs getting fat again.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:06 PM   #14
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Chain yourself to that frig and stretch to the loo.

Barf for the dog, he lives for you.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:41 PM   #15
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