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11-11-2009, 01:46 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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11-11-2009, 01:47 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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11-11-2009, 01:47 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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Ah, back to the days when every tool box and bottom desk drawer had a bottle of whiskey in it.......
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11-11-2009, 01:48 PM
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I wish I could buy the world a Coke
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Or at least offer one to Mean Joe Greene.
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11-11-2009, 01:48 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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They would if you did it jumping on that trampoline with no panties on.  |
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11-11-2009, 01:48 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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You may not sing well but I bet you could do some real damage to a stripper pole though. |
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11-11-2009, 01:49 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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You need to get out more often. Either that, or you've been hanging out in the wrong places.
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11-11-2009, 01:49 PM
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Ah, back to the days when every tool box and bottom desk drawer had a bottle of whiskey in it.......
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Ya think about it there had to be a reason everyone needed a drink back then.
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11-11-2009, 01:51 PM
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Ya think about it there had to be a reason everyone needed a drink back then.
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Several of my uncles had spent time in either Germany, The Pacific, or Korea. I think the alcohol kept their stress level down.
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11-11-2009, 01:51 PM
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They would if you did it jumping on that trampoline with no panties on. |
When I was in grade school we had those shows like all schools do where all the kids get up and sing Christmas songs and whatever. Every time we did that the music teacher told me to just mouth the words. At the time I thought that was normal and other kids did it, too.
True story.
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11-11-2009, 01:52 PM
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Laughing at the world
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Ya think about it there had to be a reason everyone needed a drink back then.
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Not really.. It was just more socially acceptable to be shitfaced back then. |
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11-11-2009, 01:53 PM
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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I do!!
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
When I was in grade school we had those shows like all schools do where all the kids get up and sing Christmas songs and whatever. Every time we did that the music teacher told me to just mouth the words. At the time I thought that was normal and other kids did it, too.
True story.
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Aww! That's terrible!! 
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11-11-2009, 02:28 PM
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Ah, back to the days when every tool box and bottom desk drawer had a bottle of whiskey in it.......
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I used to work with a guy who always had a cold beer in the bottom drawer of his tool box. I never did figure out how he did that. |
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11-11-2009, 02:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
When I was in grade school we had those shows like all schools do where all the kids get up and sing Christmas songs and whatever. Every time we did that the music teacher told me to just mouth the words. At the time I thought that was normal and other kids did it, too.
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I know my singing voice is crap. When my kids were little I'd sing to them. One day when my son was about 5 he said:"Daddy, please don't sing."
Haven't sung a note since. Damn kid stifled my creative spirit.
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11-11-2009, 02:42 PM
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I used to work with a guy who always had a cold beer in the bottom drawer of his tool box. I never did figure out how he did that.
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There was a refrigerator close by......
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11-11-2009, 02:42 PM
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The good little witch.
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I used to work with a guy who always had a cold beer in the bottom drawer of his tool box. I never did figure out how he did that.
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Or why you always had a beer missing?
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11-11-2009, 02:44 PM
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I'm having my male cat neutered.
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11-11-2009, 02:46 PM
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You Knew This....
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Large groups of people never spontaneously break out into song and dance. I think if they did then maybe the world would be a better place. Ya'll need to work on that. Not me though. Nobody wants to hear me sing.
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I disagree. 
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11-11-2009, 02:49 PM
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Damn it RoB!!!
Our mother took us twenty five miles to the walk in movie house to see the Sound of Music TWICE!
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11-11-2009, 02:49 PM
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Or at least offer one to Mean Joe Greene.
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11-11-2009, 02:53 PM
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There was a refrigerator close by......
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Or why you always had a beer missing?
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One day someone complained that he had beer on his breath and the shop foreman checked his tool box. There was an open can and it was ice cold. It turned out he had an ice chest on the front seat of his car and when he test drove a car, would stop and grab a cold one.
He says, "I have a problem."
The foreman says, "I don't know if you have a problem, but I do know you don't have a job." |
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11-11-2009, 02:58 PM
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Pornographic Prom Queen
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Thank you, Captain Random! 
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11-11-2009, 03:10 PM
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Kr
KR,
You DON'T know for sure whether or not people want to hear you sing.
If you wanna sing . . . SING!
If ya wanna shout . . .SHOUT!
If ya wanna dance . . . . DANCE!
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