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Old 11-11-2009, 01:18 AM   #1
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Sarah Palin's book tour

I think you'll find the stops interesting: http://www.barnesandnobleinc.com/pre...rah_palin.html
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:22 AM   #2
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she's going to be within a hundred miles of me. yay.
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:24 AM   #3
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:25 AM   #4
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she's going to be within a hundred miles of me. yay.
Florida, Iowa, Michigan...are we seeing a trend here?
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Old 11-11-2009, 01:33 AM   #5
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Florida, Iowa, Michigan...are we seeing a trend here?
you know michigan is a fairly liberal state, right? she is, however, going for the conservative side. grand rapids is one county over from ottawa which, i believe, used to hold a record for going republican in consecutive elections (until obama).or so i heard. no clue if it was true. is it very, very conservative, though.
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I think you'll find the stops interesting: http://www.barnesandnobleinc.com/pre...rah_palin.html
your picks for book tour stops would include Berkley,CA, Austin,TX, Portland,OR, and Harlem I presume
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you know michigan is a fairly liberal state, right? she is, however, going for the conservative side. grand rapids is one county over from ottawa which, i believe, used to hold a record for going republican in consecutive elections (until obama).or so i heard. no clue if it was true. is it very, very conservative, though.
Yes, it's blue (or is it red? Whichever one is democrats), but there's clearly a primary or election stragegy in play here. Who holds a book tour in South Dakota but not North Dakota, Florida but not Georgia or Alabama, Virginia but not Maryland, etc. Iowa and Florida speak for themselves.

Be scared. And when you are, remember this book-tour press release.
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your picks for book tour stops would include Berkley,CA, Austin,TX, Portland,OR, and Harlem I presume
If those places would help me win a primary or an election, yes.

But I suspect they're just unimaginative stand-ins for the words liberal or black.
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If those places would help me win a primary or an election, yes.

But I suspect they're just unimaginative stand-ins for the words liberal or black.
Highly unimaginative, like in a 1980's-era kinda unimaginative.

Homeboy doesn't even know how gentrified, white collar and high-rent Harlem is today. Shit, even white people rob other white people up there.
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Highly unimaginative, like in a 1980's-era kinda unimaginative.

Homeboy doesn't even know how gentrified, white collar and high-rent Harlem is today. Shit, even white people rob other white people up there.
We must stop this white-on-white crime. It's robbing the city of its best pretentious rich people.
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We must stop this white-on-white crime. It's robbing the city of its best pretentious rich people.
It is. Just the other week, my hipster caucasian friend with a Jesus beard and popped collar sky blue Polo shirt got his new iPod Nano stolen off the bar counter when he turned his head to try to rap to a slightly overweight Asian girl with short hair and a chest tattoo made of kanji he couldn't pronounce. And it was the Nano with the video camera! That never would've happened in suburbia, where all the white people respect each other and have retro key parties.

It's gotta stop, I tells you!
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your picks for book tour stops would include Berkley,CA, Austin,TX, Portland,OR, and Harlem I presume
She should come here (Portland). If she has any value at all as a human being, this is an audience that needs to see it. As far as I know, I'm the only person in town who sees her as a possibly intelligent human being.
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She should come here (Portland). If she has any value at all as a human being, this is an audience that needs to see it. As far as I know, I'm the only person in town who sees her as a possibly intelligent human being.
Why must she prove her "value" as a "human being" at all to you and your neighbors?

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It is. Just the other week, my hipster caucasian friend with a Jesus beard and popped collar sky blue Polo shirt got his new iPod Nano stolen off the bar counter when he turned his head to try to rap to a slightly overweight Asian girl with short hair and a chest tattoo made of kanji he couldn't pronounce. And it was the Nano with the video camera! That never would've happened in suburbia, where all the white people respect each other and have retro key parties.

It's gotta stop, I tells you!
Hey now, I'M allowed to call white people pointy-collared, Asian-chick-loving, vapid, wife-beating, hegemony-milking, country-music-listening, NASCAR-loving, Conservative-voting, country-ruining, hemisphere-ruining, Imperialistic empty-souled motherfuckers.

Where was I headed with this?
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Yes, it's blue (or is it red? Whichever one is democrats), but there's clearly a primary or election stragegy in play here. Who holds a book tour in South Dakota but not North Dakota, Florida but not Georgia or Alabama, Virginia but not Maryland, etc. Iowa and Florida speak for themselves.

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Why must she prove her "value" as a "human being" at all to you and your neighbors?

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LadyF, I was reflecting earlier today on how righteously cool you are.

That is all.
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Men never are forced to meet this demand.
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She wouldn't do very well here.
I just noticed that Mike Huckabee did two or three readings in Iowa as well this past week.

Interesting...

Skye, A) I didn't know you were in North Dakota, but B) I've actually been there, which is saying something!
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Why must she prove her "value" as a "human being" at all to you and your neighbors?

Men never are forced to meet this demand.
I would have said the same thing about an arch-conservative male politician. It has nothing to do with her gender; people here see her as a joke. I think she should come and prove them wrong.

"Forced?" I said "I think" she should, not "she has to."
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Somewhere safe and secure, somewhere non-Black, non-Hispanic, non-Jewish. Somewhere non-hipster, non-pretentious. That not-so-faraway, magical, last-bastion place where the guidos live.









Holy SHIT. Where'd that last one come from?
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That is all.
I don't like her politics one bit. that said, I'm tired of women being savagely trashed over politics, when men aren't... women people don't like politically are ripped apart as being ugly, bad parents, and generally stupid... men people don't like politically aren't attacked in their personal lives at all.

Sarah Palin? I can't stand her or what she represents. BUT... I'm looking forward to the day when women aren't kicked around for having a pussy.

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I don't like her politics one bit. that said, I'm tired of women being savagely trashed over politics, when men aren't... women people don't like politically are ripped apart as being ugly, bad parents, and generally stupid... men people don't like politically aren't attacked in their personal lives at all.

Sarah Palin? I can't stand her or what she represents. BUT... I'm looking forward to the day when women aren't kicked around for having a pussy.

That is all I've got.
I understand where you're coming from, but I'm not sure that's what I was doing.
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I would have said the same thing about an arch-conservative male politician. It has nothing to do with her gender; people here see her as a joke. I think she should come and prove them wrong.

"Forced?" I said "I think" she should, not "she has to."
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