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11-10-2009, 10:34 PM
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KRCummings is online now
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You can pick your friends but not your family
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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11-10-2009, 10:44 PM
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burning
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You can't always pick your friends. There are a myriad of picking sayings that I will just avoid.
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11-10-2009, 10:51 PM
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If your husband had been African-American or even partly thereof, it would've made for some interesting Thanksgiving dinners at your birth home, I reckon.
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11-10-2009, 10:53 PM
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KRCummings is online now
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
If your husband had been African-American or even partly thereof, it would've made for some interesting Thanksgiving dinners at your birth home, I reckon.
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Dad has a lawn jockey. No shit.
Oddly enough he's pretty tolerant. It's more upbringing than anything else.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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11-10-2009, 10:53 PM
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Experienced
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She is soooooooo right!
Friends don't hit you up for $ but family . . watch out!
LOVE all your threads, ALL of them.
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11-10-2009, 10:55 PM
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Experienced
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One thing your dad did . .
He helped make you and that is important!
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11-10-2009, 10:58 PM
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KRCummings is online now
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Originally Posted by bobamabush
He helped make you and that is important!
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You're going to annoy me soon. Just thought I'd let ya know.
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"Attempted murder, I ask you, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"
-Sideshow Bob
"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
"An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site"
-Frank Lloyd Wright
CAN (Cure Autism Now)
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11-10-2009, 11:00 PM
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Experienced
bobamabush is offline
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It's so hard
Its so hard to give a girl compliments . . some sibs I will remain close to and others I will not care if I ever see again.
I have talked to friends and they all have one relative that they want to hide from at times or permanently.
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11-10-2009, 11:16 PM
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Fuck this shit.
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You're going to annoy me soon. Just thought I'd let ya know.
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I have so learned to appreciate you. In fact, I think I want to be you. 
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Free your mind and your ass will follow. --Funkadelic
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11-10-2009, 11:29 PM
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Crippling your sister
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I have so learned to appreciate you. In fact, I think I want to be you. |
I can certainly see why you wouldn't want to be you. |
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11-10-2009, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by KRCummings
Dad has a lawn jockey.
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I think mine would have a lawn jockey, too. If he didn't have to trim the grass around it.
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11-10-2009, 11:32 PM
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Fuck this shit.
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I can certainly see why you wouldn't want to be you.
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Nice to see you spreading your usual cheer. Shouldn't you be putting a bullet in your temple sometime soon?
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Free your mind and your ass will follow. --Funkadelic
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11-10-2009, 11:44 PM
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Stop Making Sense
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Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
If your husband had been African-American or even partly thereof, it would've made for some interesting Thanksgiving dinners at your birth home, I reckon.
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Funny you mentioned this because her dad's nigger line made me think of Daniel Carver (KKK dude who drops the N bomb constantly). Howard Stern wanted to send his crew to Carver's house this Thanksgiving to capture their fucked up ways for his Howard TV (whatever that is - not available on DirecTV). But his son is in jail now for possession of meth. He didn't say much when someone called in and reported that Nazis (Germans) created meth and not Niggers as he'd claimed by calling it a "Nigger drug" 
Btw, I don't know anything about meth. Almost fainted while watching '60 Minutes' Sunday eve when Andre Agassi spoke about his downward spiral with it plus his fake hair. Seriously. Andre and Aussie Pat Cash were my Peyton and Drews during my teens when I knew nothing about football sans da Bears and Walter Payton. But still, tennis or meth and he chose meth for a while? Fuck that, I'll not be ordering his book. |
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11-11-2009, 12:52 AM
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Really Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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You dad is a racist? |
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11-11-2009, 01:21 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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my dad just calls black people "them". somehow that's worse.
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11-11-2009, 06:35 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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RE: You can pick your friends but not your family
Yeah, but you can also pick your nose. Except that you usually can't pick your friends noses. Even when you're starving.
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11-11-2009, 06:48 PM
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Celibate
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Ambushbob and KRC,
Sittin' in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes KRC pushing a BABY carriage (due to her conservative upbringing)
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11-11-2009, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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At least he accepts they were treated badly. |
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11-11-2009, 07:13 PM
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Karen Kraft is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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You should honor your father and your mother.
... even if they did buy you from from the circus. |
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11-11-2009, 08:20 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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I think it's funny. *Shrug
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Live for something or you'll die for nothing. - Hatebreed
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11-11-2009, 08:34 PM
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Really Really Experienced
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
My dad calls me and asks what I'm doing.
"I'm watching District 9."
"Oh, that movie with the aliens that they treat like niggers?"
"What did you need, dad?"
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lol....
Did you ever go hunting with him? |
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11-11-2009, 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Killswitch1
lol....
Did you ever go hunting with him?
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Coon huntin?
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11-11-2009, 08:36 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Killswitch1 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pointless
my dad just calls black people "them". somehow that's worse.
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My dad called them melanzana.
Italian for Eggplant. |
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11-11-2009, 08:37 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Killswitch1 is offline
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Coon huntin? |
She had said deer but now Im not so sure what dad had in mind. |
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11-11-2009, 08:38 PM
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Really Really Experienced
Killswitch1 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Dad has a lawn jockey. No shit.
Oddly enough he's pretty tolerant. It's more upbringing than anything else.
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Like I tried to explain to you why I have acted the way I did in the past, and you scoffed at it. |
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