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11-10-2009, 10:11 PM
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So there's this J-Lo sex tape
That doesn't have any sex but her ex is trying to sell it. I guess it's just her in some skimpy clothes (like nobody has seen that before) and him spanking her a little bit and that's it. I'll give the guy $2.50.
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11-10-2009, 10:18 PM
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They just passed the health care bill.
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11-10-2009, 10:21 PM
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They just passed the health care bill.
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11-10-2009, 10:21 PM
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More than Jake
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Don't forget the fight with her mom on tape. Must see TV.
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11-10-2009, 10:23 PM
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That movie in which she was a maid was pure gold.
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11-10-2009, 10:24 PM
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Don't forget the fight with her mom on tape. Must see TV.
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Do people really want to see that? If so I can record a fight with my mom and sell it.
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11-10-2009, 10:36 PM
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Stop Making Sense
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Am reading about it now.
This is one hot video Jennifer Lopez doesn't want to see shooting up the charts.
Thanks to a first husband she cannot seem to shake, the "Jenny from the Block" singer has found herself embroiled in a Paris Hilton-like sex-tape scandal over steamy footage the former lovebirds shot on their 1997 honeymoon -- which ex Ojani Noa now wants to cash in on.
If there's no sex how can it be Paris Hilton-like? For that matter, shouldn't it be Pamela Anderson Lee-like since it's obvious that Rick Saloman copied Tommy Lee in a way?
Hell, I'll watch it even if her fight with her beloved mother turns me sour toward her because she was simply awesome in 'Gigli'.
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11-10-2009, 11:21 PM
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You talkin' to me?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
That doesn't have any sex but her ex is trying to sell it. I guess it's just her in some skimpy clothes (like nobody has seen that before) and him spanking her a little bit and that's it. I'll give the guy $2.50.
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If you're going to see an ass get spanked, I would pick hers. |
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11-10-2009, 11:55 PM
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I would rather see the sex tape of the former Miss California. I don't think she's the prude everyone thinks she is.
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11-11-2009, 12:18 AM
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is she still famous? i had no idea.
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11-11-2009, 12:27 AM
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Best movie she's been in, I bet.
I'd pay $20 to watch her butt get spanked.
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11-11-2009, 01:26 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
That doesn't have any sex but her ex is trying to sell it. I guess it's just her in some skimpy clothes (like nobody has seen that before) and him spanking her a little bit and that's it. I'll give the guy $2.50.
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I can think of at least 100 other women I'd rather see in a sex tape than J-Lo. |
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11-11-2009, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight_Man
I can think of at least 100 other women I'd rather see in a sex tape than J-Lo.
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Carrie Prejean?
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11-11-2009, 01:47 AM
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seriously, though, what exactly has she done lately?
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11-11-2009, 01:48 AM
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Ding Dong Ding
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seriously, though, what exactly has she done lately?
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"What has she done lately" is exactly the stage of one's career at which amateur sex tapes magically appear. |
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11-11-2009, 01:48 AM
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Stop Making Sense
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Maybe Joey Porter will hear of this and go nuts along with his fellow Dolphinz before they take on the scary 1-8 Bucs this Sunday.
"Bitch a minority owner of us! YOU HEAR ME? Bitch don't deserve this gossipy shit! YOU HEAR ME? Bitch looked fine just weeks ago on our Phin carpet YOU KNOW THAT! Bitch can sing better than Kelly Clarkson! *crickets" Erm, Bitch Hubby could play better than you, Ted Ginn YOU KNOW THAT! Bitch sitting up there with Venus and Serena plus even Johnny Depp YOU HEAR ME? Dick wants to post her going nuts on her Mama! MOTHERFUCKERS, GIVE THIS BITCH A WIN BECAUSE SHE OWNS US! YOU HEAR ME? HUH HUH HUH HUH, FOR THE J-LO! HUH HUH HUH HUH, ALL FOR THE J-LO, YOU HEAR ME?"
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11-11-2009, 01:50 AM
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destroyer of untruth
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"What has she done lately" is exactly the stage of one's career at which amateur sex tapes magically appear.
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at what point do those tapes start involving hot girl on girl action? |
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11-11-2009, 01:58 AM
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Ding Dong Ding
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at what point do those tapes start involving hot girl on girl action?
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Almost every time I'm in a hotel room alone. |
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11-11-2009, 02:00 AM
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Super Sweet Fucks
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I can think of at least 100 other women I'd rather see in a sex tape than J-Lo.
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Jenna Von Oy of old-school Blossom fame comes to mind.
(jeeeezuz khyrist lookit that thickness of hind parts...that's the kinda shit that makes a motherfucka make babies in a gal without half tryin')
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11-11-2009, 02:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss
Jenna Von Oy of old-school Blossom fame comes to mind.
(jeeeezuz khyrist lookit that thickness of hind parts...that's the kinda shit that makes a motherfucka make babies in a gal without half tryin')
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Yeah, she's hot! J-Lo just doesn't do it for me. |
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