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11-10-2009, 01:22 PM
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Another 2012 thread
So if it's the end of the world and is an event so big that nothing can be done about it then where the fuck does John Cusack think he's gonna go?
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11-10-2009, 01:23 PM
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Detroit.
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11-10-2009, 01:24 PM
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So if it's the end of the world and is an event so big that nothing can be done about it then where the fuck does John Cusack think he's gonna go?
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That's why we gotta go watch the movie and find out. Actually, I really do wanna see how they resolve that issue, the SFX of the world going apeshit is just the icing on the cake. |
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11-10-2009, 01:24 PM
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NASA is busy trying to debunk the 2012 myth......
I wonder how much they will spend?
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11-10-2009, 01:27 PM
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That's why we gotta go watch the movie and find out. Actually, I really do wanna see how they resolve that issue, the SFX of the world going apeshit is just the icing on the cake.
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I won't see it in a theater but I'll watch it because I enjoy a good "blow the fuck out of everything" movie as much as the next person and I like Cusack. I'm gonna bitch about it though. It's a Roland Emmerich movie, you have to bitch about it.
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11-10-2009, 01:28 PM
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Pirate Radio was excellent. A must-see.
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11-10-2009, 01:30 PM
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Pirate Radio was excellent. A must-see.
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I got no interest for some reason. I don't even know why. I might download it though.
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11-10-2009, 01:32 PM
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So if it's the end of the world and is an event so big that nothing can be done about it then where the fuck does John Cusack think he's gonna go?
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The world will not end on that date, but there will be several natural disasters.
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11-10-2009, 01:33 PM
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The world will not end on that date, but there will be several natural disasters.
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Where should I go that I'd be safe? |
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11-10-2009, 01:33 PM
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Where should I go that I'd be safe?
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Busybody has a bunker. 
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11-10-2009, 01:35 PM
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Locked in a bunker with BB... I'll take my chances on the outside!
The only episode of The Simpsons I've ever seen was the one where the neighbor had a bunker and everyone got in it but him.
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11-10-2009, 01:35 PM
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Busybody has a bunker. |
That's a hell of a choice.
"Hmmmm, certain death or in a bunker with busybody..."
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11-10-2009, 01:36 PM
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Where should I go that I'd be safe?
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Anywhere but Los Angeles and California. Stay away from Britney Spears and Madonna too. They could become possessed.
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11-10-2009, 01:37 PM
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Quote:
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Locked in a bunker with BB... I'll take my chances on the outside!
The only episode of The Simpsons I've ever seen was the one where the neighbor had a bunker and everyone got in it but him.
True story.
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That show has been on tv for 20 fucking years. It has become as much a part of our culture as Mickey Mouse and you've seen one fucking episode?
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11-10-2009, 01:38 PM
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Stay away from Britney Spears and Madonna too.
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I think this is good advice any time.
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11-10-2009, 01:39 PM
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That show has been on tv for 20 fucking years. It has become as much a part of our culture as Mickey Mouse and you've seen one fucking episode?
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11-10-2009, 03:14 PM
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Anywhere but Los Angeles and California. Stay away from Britney Spears and Madonna too. They could become possessed.
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I can't wait until the rest of the continent falls in the ocean and we are the ones laughing at you.
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11-10-2009, 06:39 PM
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Hail Satan!
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11-10-2009, 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
So if it's the end of the world and is an event so big that nothing can be done about it then where the fuck does John Cusack think he's gonna go?
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Wherever the studio pays him to go. That's what you do in movies where the GCI of big things falling over has more screen time than you. |
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11-10-2009, 09:35 PM
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So if it's the end of the world and is an event so big that nothing can be done about it then where the fuck does John Cusack think he's gonna go?
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He just has to go that way, really fast. And, if anything gets in his way, he'll turn.
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11-10-2009, 09:35 PM
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DAMNIT!!! I havent been here in FOREVER and that prick Jim steals my line... FUCKIT im leavin'!
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11-11-2009, 04:49 PM
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Britney Spears will release another slutty music video on December 21st, 2012. It will be her sluttiest yet. There will also be some big earthquakes on that day.
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Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
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Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
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11-12-2009, 04:27 PM
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DAMNIT!!! I havent been here in FOREVER and that prick Jim steals my line... FUCKIT im leavin'!
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Damn it!
I missed an Expertise sighting.
Hope all is well/.
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11-12-2009, 06:55 PM
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Britney's new video will be so slutty, that it will have even more historical impact than 9/11 did. That is what the Mayan 2012 prophecy is entirely based on. After people are disgusted and scarred for life by it's sheer sluttiness, Billions of Christians will demand that she be excommunicated by the pope himself!
The president will give a speech on that day, apologizing for Britney's horrendous music video. Britney Spears herself will have to testify before congress and explain herself. There will be a 12.9 magnitude earthquake in Los Angeles following Britney's video. California will crack off into the ocean, along with all the celebrities whom inhabit it.
It isn't the end of the world, it's the end of all moral standards.
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Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
Avoid petty laws and useless officials.
Balance personal rights with social duties.
Prize truth - beauty - love - seeking harmony with the infinite.
Be not a cancer on the earth - Leave room for nature - Leave room for nature.
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11-12-2009, 07:04 PM
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Quote:
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I won't see it in a theater but I'll watch it because I enjoy a good "blow the fuck out of everything" movie as much as the next person and I like Cusack. I'm gonna bitch about it though. It's a Roland Emmerich movie, you have to bitch about it.
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Dont you get tired of stealing movies and watching the shaky crapassed video of the guys head in front of the thief that recorded the movie on a 100 dollar camera?
Good grief.
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