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Old 11-09-2009, 08:03 PM   #1
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When you are getting fat yet again...

Do you hide behind old pictures?

Do you cover up your wrinkly stomach and gut with "lingerie" from Sears?

A random example in which you can see the bagged out stomach peeking out, along with the fat north and south, and of course the drippy tits.


Perhaps I am being unfair, as welfare moms tend to eat garbage and blow up often. but fuck it, this is Lit, THE place to be unfair!

I need answer fast, because I'm fucking starving, but I'm trying to hold out since I'm in a different time zone.

WHOOPS. I shouldn't have written "fucking starving" in this thread.

I think I'll go to Morton's so I can have their mac and cheese. (I can get away with it!)
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:09 PM   #2
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:09 PM   #3
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Eh, just run off your big meals.

Besides, a little belly is fine when you've got great tits and creamy inner thighs.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:14 PM   #4
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Every time I hear this song I think of you:

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Eh, just run off your big meals.

Besides, a little belly is fine when you've got great tits and creamy inner thighs.
Anything that's actually fine isn't ever hidden.

Things which are hidden are always in the dark for good reason.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:15 PM   #5
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I occasionally hide behind old pics. Like now. I don't have any recent ones. I've been too busy working. And now I'm back I know I've got to loose a bit of weight so its a touchy subject. Though I've not sent any pic to anyone lately so rather a moot point.

As to the pic. I'd love to sidle up to that bod.

Lets see some recent pic of you for a comparison.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:16 PM   #6
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I admit that I don't know who is in the pic, and I'm sure you are doing this to make a point to someone, but in all fairness, having kids changes things. No matter how many crunches I do, no matter how in-shape I am, the stretch marks won't go away; I'll never have a flat stomach again, the skin and muscles are permanently stretched; and exercise will only go so far for my boobs after breast feeding 4 kids. It's a fact of life.

Ridiculing a woman for the way her body looks after having kids isn't reasonable; especially if she isn't really over weight; although a certain amount of extra weight after kids is pretty normal too. You are dogging her for something she has no control over, and that happened because she was human and had kids. Find something else to rag on her about.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:18 PM   #7
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I occasionally hide behind old pics. Like now. I don't have any recent ones. I've been too busy working. And now I'm back I know I've got to loose a bit of weight so its a touchy subject. Though I've not sent any pic to anyone lately so rather a moot point.

As to the pic. I'd love to sidle up to that bod.

Lets see some recent pic of you for a comparison.
If you like bbws, you won't be into me. That's fair enough, there is a wide variety of tastes out there, and that's good for us all.

My AV is recent, though I weigh 1.5 pounds less now, one month later. but I think I'll go put it back on with a big ass bowl of mac & cheese.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:19 PM   #8
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Anything that's actually fine isn't ever hidden.
Well, yes - if someone's hiding something they're ashamed of.

But if you're worried about getting a belly, don't be.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:20 PM   #9
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:21 PM   #10
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I admit that I don't know who is in the pic, and I'm sure you are doing this to make a point to someone, but in all fairness, having kids changes things. No matter how many crunches I do, no matter how in-shape I am, the stretch marks won't go away; I'll never have a flat stomach again, the skin and muscles are permanently stretched; and exercise will only go so far for my boobs after breast feeding 4 kids. It's a fact of life.

Ridiculing a woman for the way her body looks after having kids isn't reasonable; especially if she isn't really over weight; although a certain amount of extra weight after kids is pretty normal too. You are dogging her for something she has no control over, and that happened because she was human and had kids. Find something else to rag on her about.
You don't have control over having kids? Don't you have a choice to have them when you want to, when you can love them, and of course, when you can financially support them?

but really, this thread is about using old pics, and what is the motivation behind it. Hell, we are all deteriorating, such is life! Either we live with it, or we seem ridiculous.

OK, mac & cheese time!
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:23 PM   #11
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:23 PM   #12
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Well, yes - if someone's hiding something they're ashamed of.

But if you're worried about getting a belly, don't be.
I'd love a rock hard Gwen Stefani abdomen, but I'm not willing to make it happen. No worries here.

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Not saved. I just clicked the user and name and plugged it in to the attachement search. I don't even save my own pics for very long.
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:30 PM   #13
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:36 PM   #14
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You don't have control over having kids? Don't you have a choice to have them when you want to, when you can love them, and of course, when you can financially support them?

but really, this thread is about using old pics, and what is the motivation behind it. Hell, we are all deteriorating, such is life! Either we live with it, or we seem ridiculous.

OK, mac & cheese time!
Yes, you do have control over when you have them, ect. but you said this was about how she looked in the pics, not about her ability to support the kids that caused her body to look that way in the first place.

I don't use old pics. I recently posted a personals ad and I used pics that were taken just a few days before hand. In the past I've taken pics that day to use on a profile or ad. If I'm putting my pics out there for the purpose of someone knowing what I look like, what would be the point of using an old pic that doesn't show what I look like now? I will say, I try to take the pics in the most flattering pose, but I don't Photoshop them at all (except for artistic touches like B&W or contrast.)
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:40 PM   #15
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I admit that I don't know who is in the pic, and I'm sure you are doing this to make a point to someone, but in all fairness, having kids changes things. No matter how many crunches I do, no matter how in-shape I am, the stretch marks won't go away; I'll never have a flat stomach again, the skin and muscles are permanently stretched; and exercise will only go so far for my boobs after breast feeding 4 kids. It's a fact of life.

Ridiculing a woman for the way her body looks after having kids isn't reasonable; especially if she isn't really over weight; although a certain amount of extra weight after kids is pretty normal too. You are dogging her for something she has no control over, and that happened because she was human and had kids. Find something else to rag on her about.
You are fat and gross and I am sure that you were before you had or ate kids.

Deal with it tubbs.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:16 PM   #16
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If you like bbws, you won't be into me. That's fair enough, there is a wide variety of tastes out there, and that's good for us all.

My AV is recent, though I weigh 1.5 pounds less now, one month later. but I think I'll go put it back on with a big ass bowl of mac & cheese.
Why would you think that? I like a variety of body shapes. I'm sure you have a great body. I also happen to think whomever is in the pic you posted has a fab body too.
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:16 PM   #17
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Not saved. I just clicked the user and name and plugged it in to the attachement search. I don't even save my own pics for very long.
What attachment search?
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Old 11-09-2009, 10:25 PM   #18
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Do you hide behind old pictures?

WHOOPS. I shouldn't have written "fucking starving" in this thread.

I think I'll go to Morton's so I can have their mac and cheese. (I can get away with it!)
It's a real body. A real body that has lived.

As long as we perpetrate that myth of the Playboy Bunny body, we do a disservice to women.

I don't expect every man to have a six pack, either.

Many different body types are attractive at many different ages -- or at least, I find them so, and they don't have to be polished or airbrushed.

I've always liked that lit lets us see real people. On the other hand, I rarely go to am pics as it's a bit over the top for me.
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I occasionally hide behind old pics. Like now. I don't have any recent ones. I've been too busy working. And now I'm back I know I've got to loose a bit of weight so its a touchy subject. Though I've not sent any pic to anyone lately so rather a moot point.

As to the pic. I'd love to sidle up to that bod.

Lets see some recent pic of you for a comparison.
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Is somebody gonna say who the pic is or not?
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Is somebody gonna say who the pic is or not?
See the post above yours...
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Damn, you're a bitch. I'm sure you'll take that as a compliment so no need to worry about insulting you. Yeah, all my pics are recent when I post them and I don't do much creative editing. However, I don't feel the need to bag on the women who do. Why do you care?
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Damn, you're a bitch. I'm sure you'll take that as a compliment so no need to worry about insulting you. Yeah, all my pics are recent when I post them and I don't do much creative editing. However, I don't feel the need to bag on the women who do. Why do you care?
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