Old 11-09-2009, 07:39 PM   #1
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Arrow Electric torture

http://www.prisonplanet.com/taser-vi...cond-time.html
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Old 11-09-2009, 08:12 PM   #2
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That was hot!
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:00 PM   #3
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That was hot!
Wrong forum.

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Old 11-09-2009, 09:08 PM   #4
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:12 PM   #5
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It's about street justice. These old bags "so the police call them" think they can get away with murder, so as soon as one of them talks back or gives an officer something other than "yes, sir," right away he gets even with all the old farts by sending them off to electric street. They know the judges and juries won't send them to prison, so they take care of business right there on the street.

Not only is it good old fashion street justice, but the more of these disgusting old bags you can bump off, the more money there will be to bring free heath care to the hard working but undocumented tax payers from Mexico.


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Old 11-09-2009, 09:22 PM   #6
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So, it wasn't porn?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:24 PM   #7
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So, it wasn't porn?
Only if you are addicted to Geritol.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:32 PM   #8
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Addicted?
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:37 PM   #9
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If you drink more than three bottles per day, you are addicted.

The first step in recovery, however, is ignoring me.





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Old 11-09-2009, 09:40 PM   #10
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I metabolize iron quite well but old ladies give me gas.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:42 PM   #11
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I metabolize iron quite well but old ladies give me gas.
You might not be chewing them well enough.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:49 PM   #12
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You might not be chewing them well enough.
They do tend to get tough. I'm surprised those little electric barbs actually penetrate the hide.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:52 PM   #13
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They do tend to get tough. I'm surprised those little electric barbs actually penetrate the hide.
As for this bitch, the reason she was complaining is because it hit her in the gold coin belt.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:57 PM   #14
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As for this bitch, the reason she was complaining is because it hit her in the gold coin belt.
She kept showing her hind quarters. I was expecting the 'trodes to hamhock her.
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:07 PM   #15
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:19 PM   #16
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #17
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Is this like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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Old 11-09-2009, 11:35 PM   #18
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Is this like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?
Yes, exactly...

We used to drop trou and shoot each other in he ass with rubber darts.

Hey, it was pre-Nintendo .
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Old 11-10-2009, 02:07 AM   #19
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Yes, exactly...

We used to drop trou and shoot each other in he ass with rubber darts.

Hey, it was pre-Nintendo .
Wow. Rad.
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Old 11-10-2009, 05:56 AM   #20
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America has gone the way of Tom and Jerry.
Tom never gets a heart attack, dude.
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Old 11-10-2009, 08:06 AM   #21
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Those people weren't smart enough to get into a university. So, they went to the Police Academy.

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Old 11-10-2009, 01:35 PM   #22
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Wrestle her to the ground and get old people cooties, or tase her.

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