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11-09-2009, 07:39 PM
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Stud Muffin
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Electric torture
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11-09-2009, 08:12 PM
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shivering
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That was hot!
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11-09-2009, 09:00 PM
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Stud Muffin
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That was hot!
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Wrong forum.
My bad.
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11-09-2009, 09:08 PM
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shivering
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How to...shock an old lady into submission forum.
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11-09-2009, 09:12 PM
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It's about street justice. These old bags "so the police call them" think they can get away with murder, so as soon as one of them talks back or gives an officer something other than "yes, sir," right away he gets even with all the old farts by sending them off to electric street. They know the judges and juries won't send them to prison, so they take care of business right there on the street.
Not only is it good old fashion street justice, but the more of these disgusting old bags you can bump off, the more money there will be to bring free heath care to the hard working but undocumented tax payers from Mexico.

Last edited by Karen Kraft : 11-09-2009 at 09:14 PM.
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11-09-2009, 09:22 PM
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shivering
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So, it wasn't porn?
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11-09-2009, 09:24 PM
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So, it wasn't porn?
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Only if you are addicted to Geritol.
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11-09-2009, 09:32 PM
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shivering
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Only if you are addicted to Geritol.
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Addicted?
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11-09-2009, 09:37 PM
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If you drink more than three bottles per day, you are addicted.
The first step in recovery, however, is ignoring me.
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11-09-2009, 09:40 PM
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shivering
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I metabolize iron quite well but old ladies give me gas.
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11-09-2009, 09:42 PM
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I metabolize iron quite well but old ladies give me gas.
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You might not be chewing them well enough.
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11-09-2009, 09:49 PM
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You might not be chewing them well enough.
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They do tend to get tough. I'm surprised those little electric barbs actually penetrate the hide.
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11-09-2009, 09:52 PM
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Quote:
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They do tend to get tough. I'm surprised those little electric barbs actually penetrate the hide.
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As for this bitch, the reason she was complaining is because it hit her in the gold coin belt.
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11-09-2009, 09:57 PM
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shivering
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Quote:
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As for this bitch, the reason she was complaining is because it hit her in the gold coin belt.
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She kept showing her hind quarters. I was expecting the 'trodes to hamhock her.
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11-09-2009, 11:07 PM
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America has gone the way of Tom and Jerry.
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11-09-2009, 11:19 PM
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11-09-2009, 11:29 PM
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Is this like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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11-09-2009, 11:35 PM
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shivering
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Is this like Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?
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Yes, exactly...
We used to drop trou and shoot each other in he ass with rubber darts.
Hey, it was pre-Nintendo .
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11-10-2009, 02:07 AM
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Quote:
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Yes, exactly...
We used to drop trou and shoot each other in he ass with rubber darts.
Hey, it was pre-Nintendo .
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Wow. Rad.
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11-10-2009, 05:56 AM
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Stud Muffin
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Quote:
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America has gone the way of Tom and Jerry.
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Tom never gets a heart attack, dude.
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11-10-2009, 08:06 AM
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Those people weren't smart enough to get into a university. So, they went to the Police Academy.

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11-10-2009, 01:35 PM
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Soothing jacuzzi bath
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Wrestle her to the ground and get old people cooties, or tase her.
I go with the taser.
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