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11-09-2009, 01:14 PM
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you see nothing
blunt_trauma is offline
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dogs, dogs, dogs.
people are like dogs.
or dogs are like people.
but i like dogs much more.
so i've made a thread to ramble about dogs & people, people & dogs.
today's ramble...
i don't like small dogs!
ok, there are exceptional small dogs that i do like, but for the most part i just don't.
the trouble with small dogs is that they have something to prove. a small dog attitude that comes from knowing you're small but refusing to believe it.
they have horrid, high pitched barks and seem to yap far more often.
yipping and yapping at the ankles of the world.
sometimes i'll be walking a big dog and a small dog will run up, yipping and yapping, snout twisted up into an ugly, spittle flinging snarl.
they bounce there, yapping and growling, fighting their one dog war.
and the big dog just looks at them, slightly perplexed, and then continues whatever it's doing, completely ignoring the yippy, yappy cur.
eventually they run out of steam...yipping and yapping are quite tiring y'know...and they strut off, convinced that they won the war, that their foe is beaten, that they rule the world.
it's very hard not to kick the little buggers.
nobody likes a dog with something to prove.
the need to prove it is just further evidence that they lack.
i've met a few good small dogs, but even then it seems like a cruelty to have them made so small in such a big, big world. de-doggified dogs. it just seems wrong. destined to be stepped on, picked up or giggled at as they strut away.
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11-09-2009, 01:15 PM
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Ding Dong Ding
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Sorry, I thought the thread title was an invitation.
I'll go back to licking my balls now.
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11-09-2009, 01:17 PM
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I like big dogs better than yippy dogs.
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11-09-2009, 01:22 PM
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I like big dogs better than yippy dogs.
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11-09-2009, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kybele
same here. though jack russels have loads of character and intelligence.
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I was about to say I really like Jack Russells. Psychotic little bastards.
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11-09-2009, 01:30 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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ditto OP
only ever seen 1 calm Jack Russell. An old girl and fat but so so laid back 
little dogs tend to perplex and annoy me.
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11-09-2009, 01:33 PM
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Rub quim here
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A lot of people personify dogs. People who do shouldn't own them, since most bad dog behavior can be attributed to this.
Stupid humans shouldn't have pets. They shoud be spending more time trying to make themselves less stupid.
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11-09-2009, 01:38 PM
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smoke and mirrors
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I have two larger dogs and I adore them. I don't adore how expensive it is to feed them and the heaps of poo I have to shovel everyday. But they're worth it.
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11-09-2009, 01:39 PM
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Soothing jacuzzi bath
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Springers rarely give tongue.
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11-09-2009, 01:44 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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nice small dogs
http://www.dogs-central.com/dog-bree...ier_image2.jpg
not actually a terrier, but cute
mostly it's the terriers who have the attitude problems, but yorkies, shitzus, pomeranians, a those sorts ... nastie li'l beggars
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11-09-2009, 02:14 PM
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Dogs are proof that God loves us.
Pekingese are the best.
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11-09-2009, 02:27 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by torchthebitch
Springers rarely give tongue.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Dogs are proof that God loves us.
Pekingese are the best.
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at what? imitating a door-in-the-face accident?
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11-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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at what? imitating a door-in-the-face accident?
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Watch what you say about my baby or you may have a fist to the face accident.
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11-09-2009, 02:29 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Watch what you say about my baby or you may have a fist to the face accident.
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hahaha
you're gonna need longer arms
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11-09-2009, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by chipbutty
hahaha
you're gonna need longer arms
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You know Pekingese are one of the oldest breeds and closer to the wolf than almsot all others and are around today because of the British who rescued 5 of them during the second Opium War after all the dogs were ordered killed so as not to fall into the hands of the invaders.
Before then only members of the Imperial Palace could own them. Anyone else caught with one was executed.
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11-09-2009, 02:38 PM
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Pornographic Prom Queen
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I want a Samoyed...but I need a bigger house first. It'd be cruel to keep a fluffy dog like this outside in Oklahoma heat.
I don't know how much they cost, probably a lot...but I think I'll wait til Brooke is older before I get a large dog.
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11-09-2009, 02:38 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
You know Pekingese are one of the oldest breeds and closer to the wolf than almsot all others and are around today because of the British who rescued 5 of them during the second Opium War after all the dogs were ordered killed so as not to fall into the hands of the invaders.
Before then only members of the Imperial Palace could own them. Anyone else caught with one was executed.
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drat - some got away
i joke i joke!
i tease! i tease!
have you fire safety doors installed?
i be good now, please 
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11-09-2009, 02:47 PM
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11-09-2009, 02:48 PM
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"Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance and hypocritical humility. I chose the former and have seen no reason to change"
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11-09-2009, 02:51 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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I'd love a blue or fawn great dane bitch (with natural ears  ) and a clumber spaniel
http://www.woodburyclumbers.com/imag...lyclumberO.jpg
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11-09-2009, 02:55 PM
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smoke and mirrors
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All my animals are from the shelter and are mixed breeds. My #1 dog is a black lab/border collie mix. She is amazingly smart and loving.
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11-09-2009, 02:56 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
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I was about to say I really like Jack Russells. Psychotic little bastards.
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hahahaha! I thought you might! you should get one, take it to work in the van |
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11-09-2009, 03:04 PM
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VAGITARIAN
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Cute...definitely...cuddly....absolutely....dumb as a box of rocks...positively...
Rank of intelligence out of 79 breeds 72
Lowest Degree of Working/Obedience Intelligence
Understanding of New Commands: 80 to 100 repetitions or more.
Obey First Command: 25% of the time or worse.
Dog IQ by breed
Aw well, cute and cuddly has it's place
Comshaw
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11-09-2009, 03:08 PM
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Literotica Guru
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Comshaw
Cute...definitely...cuddly....absolutely....dumb as a box of rocks...positively...
Rank of intelligence out of 79 breeds 72
Lowest Degree of Working/Obedience Intelligence
Understanding of New Commands: 80 to 100 repetitions or more.
Obey First Command: 25% of the time or worse.
Dog IQ by breed
Aw well, cute and cuddly has it's place
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My dog is a genius.
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11-09-2009, 03:13 PM
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people are like dogs.
or dogs are like people.
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No, they are not.
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