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11-09-2009, 06:42 AM
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poaching!
do we have any poachers here?
any reformed poachers?
and poaching tales?
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11-09-2009, 06:45 AM
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I've been a poacher of eggs...
But, then, you knew that was coming.
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11-09-2009, 06:46 AM
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We have one little chainsaw that is full of wesson oil...
... we have corn fed deer too.  |
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11-09-2009, 07:21 AM
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technically...yes
or at least , I have been...
My grandfather was a poacher. That was how he often put meat on the table.
Often the only way.
He started taking me out with him when I was about seven . I didn't even realise it was actually 'illegal' until I was about 13 when we moved to a more urban area . Where I grew up it was just part of a way of life.
All through later school and college , when we went camping my friends thought it was really odd I could generally 'live off the land' .
Some thought it was archaic that anyone actually knew how to take game, and do all that messy prep',. Mind you , can't remember anyone ever refusing fresh cooked meat.
It also had some odd effects on some young ladies . They seemed to see it as some British version of a modern day mountain man , and be somewhat charmed by it . No where near accurate , but I wasn't going to argue . Who was I to disallusion them.....
(hums tune to Jeremiah Johnson)
So 'historically' , yes . However , I stopped any hunting of live game , unless I was going to eat it, decades ago.
and despite having taken part in necessary deer culls , I have not , never not , shot Bambi...nor his mum... just the older and sick ... errrrr 'ish'... well , venison is rather pleasant .
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11-09-2009, 07:23 AM
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aj  ...are you going to answer in a way i understand now?
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11-09-2009, 07:30 AM
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We bait the deer with corn...
Then in the fall we shoot a deer; there are simply too many of them, hell, the road takes three or four every fall alone!
Then we use the chainsaw filled with cooking oil to butcher them.
Then we use the 'coons, 'possums and deep freeze to hide the evidence...
... or did you mean the purloined eggs?
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11-09-2009, 07:35 AM
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shamenskiss, that sounds pretty cool.
i was in my mid teens when i was introduced to it and for a while i was utterly hooked.
every time i walk past a fiend of bunnies or hares i'm reminded how much i miss my old lurchers.
but these days i just eat the fruits of someone else's poaching fun.
deer, hare, rabbit, pheasant, fish...
they never taste quite the same when you buy them from a butcher. perhaps it's the freshness, perhaps it's the thrill.
we knew a fisherman who'd bring back the excess catch they were supposed to toss back & weren't allowed to sell. technically i suppose he was a poacher too.
...i've always avioded the messy bit if i could. blood & guts under my fingernails are not attractive.
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11-09-2009, 07:37 AM
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thanks for the explanation, aj 
the deer become a plague here too...no wolves & bears left to control the population. they end up under cars all too often.
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11-09-2009, 07:38 AM
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Not since Robin Hood.
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11-09-2009, 07:39 AM
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^^^old enough to remember THE robin hood.
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11-09-2009, 07:46 AM
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^^^old enough to remember THE robin hood.
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Deadly with a bow too. 
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-09-2009, 07:47 AM
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Deadly with a bow too. |
Shoulda said staff...
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11-09-2009, 07:48 AM
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We have one little chainsaw that is full of wesson oil...
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Steamed eggs in a little cup, right?
Ishmael
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11-09-2009, 07:52 AM
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Shoulda said staff...
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I thought about it and decided she wouldn't have got it...or the one about the quiver either.
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-09-2009, 07:53 AM
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Yep...
I might try poaching some Oysters next.
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11-09-2009, 07:53 AM
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I thought about it and decided she wouldn't have got it...or the one about the quiver either. |
Of course she wouldn't have "gotten" it, you're miles and an ocean apart! |
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11-09-2009, 07:54 AM
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Of course she wouldn't have "gotten" it, you're miles and an ocean apart!
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11-09-2009, 07:55 AM
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So, STFU miles!
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*Spew*
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11-09-2009, 07:57 AM
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Yep...
I might try poaching some Oysters next.
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They're good for the stamina, and no, I didn't stutter.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
R. J. Wiedemann LtCol. USMC Ret
In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-09-2009, 07:58 AM
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teehee!
vett, of course i would get it.
silly you.
and, just for doubting me, i shall NOT be posting the most witty, smutty inuendo i constructed around arrows, quivers and my ladyparts.
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11-09-2009, 07:58 AM
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So, STFU miles!
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I don't know her zipper code either.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-09-2009, 07:59 AM
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teehee!
vett, of course i would get it.
silly you.
and, just for doubting me, i shall NOT be posting the most witty, smutty inuendo i constructed around arrows, quivers and my ladyparts.
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Damn, I always get screwed.
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"Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
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In America we solve problems in one of three ways, the Ballot Box, the Jury Box, or the Cartridge Box.
I have no reverence for the U.S. Constitution, none for the men who signed it, and certainly none for James Madison, who wrote most of it ~ The_Trouvere
All Muslims are not members of al Qaeda, but all members of al Qaeda are Muslims, and any Muslim might be a member of al Qaeda ~ Stratfor.
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"
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11-09-2009, 08:00 AM
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or not. 
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11-09-2009, 08:02 AM
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11-09-2009, 08:04 AM
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