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i have it right now. 2 13.33%
i already had it. 3 20.00%
i've had my jab. 0 0%
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:03 PM   #1
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swine flu

who has it?
who had it?
who got jabbed against it?
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:05 PM   #2
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I am immune because of the girls I dated in high school.
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:07 PM   #3
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:08 PM   #4
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We have limited supply of swine flu vaccine here and I do not meet the criteria for getting one, so I doubt very much that I will get one.

I have had my seasonal flu shot, a thermosal-free one.
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I had the seasonal flu shot in early September and had the flu in October. It had to be H1N1. I haven't had a fever like that in years. Took a couple of weeks to get over it and feel human again, but now I'm immune!
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:18 PM   #7
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I had the seasonal flu shot in early September and had the flu in October. It had to be H1N1. I haven't had a fever like that in years. Took a couple of weeks to get over it and feel human again, but now I'm immune!
unless it mutates and comes back around on you.

it's certainly unfun *pukes*
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Old 11-07-2009, 09:19 PM   #8
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unless it mutates and comes back around on you.

it's certainly unfun *pukes*
I had no pukes. No GI at all. Heat, ache, sore throat, cough. Somnolence. I spent 3 days in the recliner. Even if it mutates, I will have some resistance.

The part that seems to be killing people is after the initial fever, the chest stuff really kicks in. Not being able to breathe is the problem.
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My kids got the vaccine. I've been looking for someone who has it to sneeze on me so I can get it over with. I may have already had it though. I was sorta kinda sick for a couple days recently. Hard to say and don't really care all that much. When it's Captain Trips I'll worry about it.
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Old 11-07-2009, 10:20 PM   #12
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I'm so fucking sick... of people whining about swine flu.

It's the fucking flu, people, get over it!
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i really don't care anymore. not that that's saying much. i really didn't care too much about it before, but now i just don't give a fuck. soon i will be plotting to kill anyone who uses h1n1 as a word in a sentence in my presence.
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I'm so fucking sick... of people whining about swine flu.

It's the fucking flu, people, get over it!
It wouldn't be so scary if you got bacon with it. I don't see the point in mentioning pork if you don't get bacon.
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i really don't care anymore. not that that's saying much. i really didn't care too much about it before, but now i just don't give a fuck. soon i will be plotting to kill anyone who uses h1n1 as a word in a sentence in my presence.
Right, because ignorance is laudable and education should be shunned.
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i really don't care anymore. not that that's saying much. i really didn't care too much about it before, but now i just don't give a fuck. soon i will be plotting to kill anyone who uses h1n1 as a word in a sentence in my presence.
Lemme know if you need back up.

On a side note, when I went out on Halloween last weekend, there was a portly girl dressed in a pink leotard with a piggy nose, ears and tail holding a wand.

I thought, wow, fuckin' kinkay bitch into being a piggy, good for her, hahaha.

She was swine flu

I still think she must be a humiliation whore, though.
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i really don't care anymore. not that that's saying much. i really didn't care too much about it before, but now i just don't give a fuck. soon i will be plotting to kill anyone who uses h1n1 as a word in a sentence in my presence.
I've been calling it hamthrax because I think it's funny. The people in the vaccine line didn't think it was funny though. Fuck them.
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It wouldn't be so scary if you got bacon with it. I don't see the point in mentioning pork if you don't get bacon.
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Right, because ignorance is laudable and education should be shunned.
Next time you use that sentence let's make sure it's in response to something that fits, k?
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Next time you use that sentence let's make sure it's in response to something that fits, k?
It's not swine flu. That's a fact.
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I am a sheep who can't live without the media telling what to fear next.
or blah blah blah blah. it all equals the same thing. i have strange feeling that if i could hear you speak it would just be a bunch of meaningless hissing and static with a vaguely pissy undertone.
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Lemme know if you need back up.

On a side note, when I went out on Halloween last weekend, there was a portly girl dressed in a pink leotard with a piggy nose, ears and tail holding a wand.

I thought, wow, fuckin' kinkay bitch into being a piggy, good for her, hahaha.

She was swine flu

I still think she must be a humiliation whore, though.
you should've strangled her.

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That's nice. Swine flu, h1n1, hamthrax, the flu, whatever.
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or blah blah blah blah. it all equals the same thing. i have strange feeling that if i could hear you speak it would just be a bunch of meaningless hissing and static with a vaguely pissy undertone.
That's my whole point. The media is hyping this shit up. "Ohh pigs gave it to us and we're all gonna die! WAHHHHHH!"
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