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11-07-2009, 07:57 PM
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The reverse scissors position
Doesn't do much for me. Her butt acts like a buffer zone and if you ain't J Holmes, you're fishing in the shallow water. If you slide into more of an open scissor, or "X" it's better, but my mind starts to wander.
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11-07-2009, 08:06 PM
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You people don't actually have sex, do you????
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11-07-2009, 08:08 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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You people don't actually have sex, do you????
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I don't 
well, not with anyone else
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11-07-2009, 08:11 PM
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That makes the reverse scissor problematic. |
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11-07-2009, 08:13 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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That makes the reverse scissor problematic.
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^^ understatement :P
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11-07-2009, 08:14 PM
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^^ understatement :P
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11-07-2009, 08:15 PM
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Over the years I've found that messing around with different positions is for kids. At my age I've figured out what works for me and don't need to risk a dislocated hip just because I saw someone in a porn movie do it.
If I haven't done it by now then it's very unlikely that I'm ever going to do it.
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11-07-2009, 08:15 PM
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I don't
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Men are overrated.
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11-07-2009, 08:16 PM
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Men are overrated.
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Speak for yourself! |
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11-07-2009, 08:17 PM
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Men are overrated.
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some of my best sexual experiences have been with men
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11-07-2009, 08:17 PM
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Speak for yourself!
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I have a Rabbit vibrator. When men can get their penises to do half of what it does then we'll talk.
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11-07-2009, 08:17 PM
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some of my best sexual experiences have been with men
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See above.
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11-07-2009, 08:19 PM
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some of my best sexual experiences have been with men
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*wiggles eyebrows* |
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11-07-2009, 08:21 PM
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Quote:
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You people don't actually have sex, do you????
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Nope, not currently. However scissors positions were a favorite with some lovers. It all depends on fit, some people fit, some don't. there are other positions for those that don't... |
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11-07-2009, 08:22 PM
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I have a Rabbit vibrator. When men can get their penises to do half of what it does then we'll talk.
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Those are the ones with the three speed transmissions. |
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11-07-2009, 08:23 PM
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it's cold. wear clothes.
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does it have silky skin like a cock? does it throb to the beat of a pulse in your hand or in your pussy? can it act independently of you? and does it have a warm guy's body attached? nope
this may also be an advantage at times
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11-07-2009, 08:23 PM
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Nope, not currently. However scissors positions were a favorite with some lovers. It all depends on fit, some people fit, some don't. there are other positions for those that don't...
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You sound like the doctor of love. |
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11-07-2009, 08:24 PM
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*wiggles eyebrows*
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see? now a rabbit has no eyebrows ...
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11-07-2009, 08:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chipbutty
does it have silky skin like a cock? does it throb to the beat of a pulse in your hand or in your pussy? can it act independently of you? and does it have a warm guy's body attached? nope
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I believe they do come with silky skin. Yes, they throb. OMG do they throb.
Maybe not to the beat of a pulse but who the hell cares?
I don't know if it can act idependently but I wouldn't be surprised if it could.
No body attached. That's one of the selling points.
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11-07-2009, 08:25 PM
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Its my runt
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give me a real man any day...they certainly beat the hell out of a toy. Unless you have worn them out in which case if they are using the toy on you it is good.
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11-07-2009, 08:26 PM
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give me a real man any day...they certainly beat the hell out of a toy. Unless you have worn them out in which case if they are using the toy on you it is good.
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I'm a man with toys. Just no scissors, thanks. |
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11-07-2009, 08:30 PM
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Quote:
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Doesn't do much for me. Her butt acts like a buffer zone and if you ain't J Holmes, you're fishing in the shallow water. If you slide into more of an open scissor, or "X" it's better, but my mind starts to wander.
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Does this come with instructions? And is it kind of like putting together something from IKEA, or even better crappy diagrams and instructions in a language I don't know where the ink ran and everything looks like a Rorschach Test?
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11-07-2009, 08:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KRCummings
Over the years I've found that messing around with different positions is for kids. At my age I've figured out what works for me and don't need to risk a dislocated hip just because I saw someone in a porn movie do it.
If I haven't done it by now then it's very unlikely that I'm ever going to do it.
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They do different positions in porn movies? The only ones I have ever seen, MIT reg day movies, were pretty dull, just bj, rear entry and missionary from what I remember... |
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11-07-2009, 08:33 PM
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You people don't actually have sex, do you????
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ummmmmmmm... That'll be a NO!
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11-07-2009, 08:35 PM
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Does this come with instructions? And is it kind of like putting together something from IKEA, or even better crappy diagrams and instructions in a language I don't know where the ink ran and everything looks like a Rorschach Test?
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Good thing I found my glasses.
There have been more than a few articles written about it over the millennia. (sp) |
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