LMFAO@dolf/bt's custom title!

[LadyFunkenstein]

More alpha than what, a domesticated goldfish?

Let me break it down. The Alpha is in charge of, and responsible for, his own people. Through his strength, wit and/or intelligence, he gets what he needs and the Betas follow suit.

Some times the society led by the Alpha and his band of Betas will throw the weakest a bone to lick when the group is well satisfied. They do this out of pity for the weak. That sad sack animal isn't an Alpha and isn't a Beta... he is the Omega.

When you are on welfare, have no marketable skills and no job (thus no plans to get off welfare aka The Dole), and cannot provide for yourself and your brood, you are not not an Alpha. when you wait at home for The Pack (Betas) to mail you a check, you are waiting for a bone to get tossed your way. you are waiting to lick the scraps which society deems worthy of you.

No self respecting Alpha would ever limp along after society, begging for a scrap of food. If that day came for an Alpha, he would do what he had to do to claw back. Shit happens, sometimes a person needs a helping had. but then Alpha would b preapring himself the whole time, ready to do battle, ready for that triumphant return. He wouldn't sit around jerking off on the internet while other people paid his bills.

Change that title to "more Omega" because that's what you are.

And I am a kind, benevolant Alpha, so I'll mail you some table scraps so you can feed yourself. But head down and tail between your legs first, like the shitty sub you are.

[JohnnySavage]

As a point of clarification - there is no such thing as a female alpha. It's like a unicorn.

[blunt_trauma]

this was just too easy.

[IrezumiKiss]

Originally Posted by JohnnySavage

As a point of clarification - there is no such thing as a female alpha. It's like a unicorn.

Maybe Dolf's the last one?

[blunt_trauma]

i may not be a unicorn but i'm a tenner up.

[SaintPeter]

It is benevolent, not benevolant!

*smack*

[LadyFunkenstein]

Originally Posted by JohnnySavage

As a point of clarification - there is no such thing as a female alpha. It's like a unicorn.

Maybe I have a dick.

Originally Posted by blunt_trauma

this was just too easy.

Yes, too easy and fun to remind everyone what a loser you are.

I've had a blast!

did you eat well tonight, or are you awaiting food stamps?

what do you call food stamps in the UK/

Originally Posted by IrezumiKiss

Maybe Dolf's the last one?

Unicorns don't post online all day while sucking money from society. They actually work!

Originally Posted by SaintPeter

It is benevolent, not benevolant!

*smack*

I was on my phone, killing time as i had to take a bus since the train wasn't working. There are probably a ton of poor spelling mistakes.

I had to actually PAY for the bus thanks to my own hard work, as I am not a
welfare queen who sponges off society.

Hmm... maybe that's why I don't try to fuck the elderly!

Of course if i did, their cocks would get hard.

They always do...

[SaintPeter]

Originally Posted by LadyFunkenstein

I was on my phone, killing time as i had to take a bus since the train wasn't working. There are probably a ton of poor spelling mistakes.

I had to actually PAY for the bus thanks to my own hard work, as I am not a
welfare queen who sponges off society.

Hmm... maybe that's why I don't try to fuck the elderly!

Of course if i did, their cocks would get hard.

They always do...

I only caught it because firefox did. My spelling sucks.

Why do you have such a hardon against Dolf?

[SkAoUt]

Originally Posted by SaintPeter

Why do you have such a hardon against Dolf?

Its getting to be daily occurrence.

[KellysCrack]

Urban Dictionary seems to think they exist...

An Alpha Female is a dominant female in a group. She dates as many males as she wants, is strong and confident, and a hard worker as well as often busy. She is usually sarcastic because she's powerful and playful. Alpha Females are intelligent, intellectual problem solvers; and though being an alpha female is more of a state of mind than a physicality, an alpha understands that dressing up or sexy increases her power in society, so she does it. Alpha Females are often terribly misunderstood by Beta and lesser males, as evident by the other posts about Alpha Females, and when this happens, she's called a bitch, a cunt, or a whore ... Alpha Females prefer passion over romance, although if it's romance coming from an Alpha Male, a hootttttt one, that's another story...


or

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003/sep/22/gender.uk

Or take the quiz and see if you are

http://www.esnips.com/socialdna/pers...y/alpha_female

Or ask men

http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi_1...ting_girl.html