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11-07-2009, 04:57 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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bored bored bored
sitting here uploading a website. they never said it would take so bloody long! 
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11-07-2009, 04:58 PM
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Loosen your shirt
If that doesn't work, take it off and send us a pic. We'll wait with you.
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11-07-2009, 05:01 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Loosen your shirt
If that doesn't work, take it off and send us a pic. We'll wait with you.
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yo know, I would but a) it would slowdown my uploading and b) you first.
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11-07-2009, 05:04 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Let's talk about Peanut Brittle.

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11-07-2009, 05:06 PM
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Let's talk about Peanut Brittle.

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lets talk about sucking glass dildos.
ever done it?
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11-07-2009, 05:10 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Originally Posted by Kybele
lets talk about sucking glass dildos.
ever done it?
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Nope. In fact, I've never even used a sex toy.
Wait...an ex did rub her vibe on my cock, once. I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.
Not bad.
:P
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11-07-2009, 05:11 PM
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Quote:
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Nope. In fact, I've never even used a sex toy.
Wait...an ex did rub her vibe on my cock, once. I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.
Not bad.
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you have never used a sex toy? seriously?
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11-07-2009, 05:12 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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you have never used a sex toy? seriously?
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Seriously.
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11-07-2009, 05:13 PM
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Seriously.
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how very quaint.
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11-07-2009, 05:14 PM
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This Is The One Thing That People Say That Annoys The Shit Outta Me!
There Have To Be A Million Other Things That Could Unborify Yer Ass 
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11-07-2009, 05:14 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
how very quaint.
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I also don't require a trapeze , whips, chains, and a lion tamer outfit just to get off.
:P
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11-07-2009, 05:14 PM
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Quote:
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This Is The One Thing That People Say That Annoys The Shit Outta Me!
There Have To Be A Million Other Things That Could Unborify Yer Ass 
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it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.
should I make this into an av?

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11-07-2009, 05:15 PM
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Quote:
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I also don't require a trapeze , whips, chains, and a lion tamer outfit just to get off.
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you're missing out regarding the lion taming outfit
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11-07-2009, 05:16 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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you're missing out regarding the lion taming outfit
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Holy hell, Batwoman...you've kind of got that vibe going on, yerself.

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11-07-2009, 05:18 PM
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dynamic
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Quote:
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I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.
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Only let he? 
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11-07-2009, 05:20 PM
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rendered helpless
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.
should I make this into an av?

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Right Away!
~Pants~
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11-07-2009, 05:20 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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Only let he? 
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If that's what you like to fantasize about.
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11-07-2009, 05:21 PM
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dynamic
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Quote:
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If that's what you like to fantasize about.
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Your word s. Not mine.
Fucking Turd. 
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11-07-2009, 05:22 PM
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dynamic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybele
it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.
should I make this into an av?

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I will need some scissors.
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11-07-2009, 05:24 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RudeNastyAssBitch
Right Away!
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I'll try and resize it
Quote:
Originally Posted by SaintPeter
I will need some scissors.
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for?
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11-07-2009, 05:25 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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Your word s. Not mine.
Fucking Turd. 
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But really, with all these vibes, toys, kinks, fetishes, etc, it's surprising these people can even get off , at all.
I mean, wouldn't it start to become necessary to have more and more?
That's how people end up like David Carrdine. Allegedly.
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11-07-2009, 05:27 PM
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Fer You!

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11-07-2009, 05:28 PM
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Cunt Terrorist
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TurdFergeson
But really, with all these vibes, toys, kinks, fetishes, etc, it's surprising these people can even get off , at all.
I mean, wouldn't it start to become necessary to have more and more?
That's how people end up like David Carrdine. Allegedly.
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you have a point I suppose. I'm always surprised about young people being involved in kink and I wonder what they'll do when they are old and jaded, but then I haven't got jaded about sex.
I still like it in the good old missionary position as much as I like being tied up and fucked.
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11-07-2009, 05:29 PM
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Quote:
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Fer You!

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awww! did mine not work? fucking flickr!
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11-07-2009, 05:31 PM
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Bite me, Alex
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Quote:
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you have a point I suppose. I'm always surprised about young people being involved in kink and I wonder what they'll do when they are old and jaded, but then I haven't got jaded about sex.
I still like it in the good old missionary position as much as I like being tied up and fucked.
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Right, nothing wrong with experimenting and stuff, but still, good to stick to basics and work on the old chops.
I think a lot of these people are sexually dysfunctional. They are searching for ways to get fulfillment.
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