Old 11-07-2009, 04:57 PM   #1
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bored bored bored

sitting here uploading a website. they never said it would take so bloody long!
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:58 PM   #2
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Loosen your shirt
If that doesn't work, take it off and send us a pic. We'll wait with you.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:01 PM   #3
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yo know, I would but a) it would slowdown my uploading and b) you first.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:04 PM   #4
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Let's talk about Peanut Brittle.

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Old 11-07-2009, 05:06 PM   #5
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Let's talk about Peanut Brittle.

lets talk about sucking glass dildos.

ever done it?
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:10 PM   #6
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lets talk about sucking glass dildos.

ever done it?
Nope. In fact, I've never even used a sex toy.

Wait...an ex did rub her vibe on my cock, once. I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.

Not bad.

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Old 11-07-2009, 05:11 PM   #7
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Nope. In fact, I've never even used a sex toy.

Wait...an ex did rub her vibe on my cock, once. I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.

Not bad.

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you have never used a sex toy? seriously?
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:12 PM   #8
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you have never used a sex toy? seriously?
Seriously.
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Seriously.
how very quaint.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:14 PM   #10
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This Is The One Thing That People Say That Annoys The Shit Outta Me!

There Have To Be A Million Other Things That Could Unborify Yer Ass
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:14 PM   #11
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how very quaint.
I also don't require a trapeze , whips, chains, and a lion tamer outfit just to get off.

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Old 11-07-2009, 05:14 PM   #12
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it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.

should I make this into an av?

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I also don't require a trapeze , whips, chains, and a lion tamer outfit just to get off.

:P
you're missing out regarding the lion taming outfit
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:16 PM   #14
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you're missing out regarding the lion taming outfit
Holy hell, Batwoman...you've kind of got that vibe going on, yerself.

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Old 11-07-2009, 05:18 PM   #15
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I only let he rbecause it wasn't phallic shaped, it was one of those finger ones.
Only let he?
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it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.

should I make this into an av?

Right Away!

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If that's what you like to fantasize about.
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Your word s. Not mine.


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it's because it's tedious and I have to also pay attention to it.

should I make this into an av?

I will need some scissors.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:24 PM   #20
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for?
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:25 PM   #21
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Fucking Turd.
But really, with all these vibes, toys, kinks, fetishes, etc, it's surprising these people can even get off , at all.

I mean, wouldn't it start to become necessary to have more and more?

That's how people end up like David Carrdine. Allegedly.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:28 PM   #23
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But really, with all these vibes, toys, kinks, fetishes, etc, it's surprising these people can even get off , at all.

I mean, wouldn't it start to become necessary to have more and more?

That's how people end up like David Carrdine. Allegedly.
you have a point I suppose. I'm always surprised about young people being involved in kink and I wonder what they'll do when they are old and jaded, but then I haven't got jaded about sex.

I still like it in the good old missionary position as much as I like being tied up and fucked.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:29 PM   #24
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:31 PM   #25
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you have a point I suppose. I'm always surprised about young people being involved in kink and I wonder what they'll do when they are old and jaded, but then I haven't got jaded about sex.

I still like it in the good old missionary position as much as I like being tied up and fucked.
Right, nothing wrong with experimenting and stuff, but still, good to stick to basics and work on the old chops.

I think a lot of these people are sexually dysfunctional. They are searching for ways to get fulfillment.
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