Old 11-06-2009, 08:17 PM   #1
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Archimedes

I'm studying him, because I really have nothing else to do. I think he built the Antikythera mechanism.

Mystery solved.

What puzzle of the ages shall I solve next?
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:27 PM   #2
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Are you public-school educated bastards going to make me go taunt Turd so that I have someone to talk to?
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:28 PM   #3
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:29 PM   #4
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #5
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Did you know "Eureka" is Greek for "fuck me this bath water is hot"?
I did not know that.

I do recall some dumb ass starting a thread earlier about learning something new every day though...
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #6
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And OWWWW motherfucker! is Greek for Sean screaming bloody murder when I ass-fuck him and make him dance too.
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #7
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"Public School" is what they call private school in Limeyland.
That's perverse.
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:33 PM   #8
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That's perverse.
It goes back to a time when the only schools were for training the clergy. The rich had tutors and the poor weren't educated at all. Eventually someone started a school where rich kids could go and that was the first "public" school.
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I'm studying him, because I really have nothing else to do. I think he built the Antikythera mechanism.

Mystery solved.

What puzzle of the ages shall I solve next?
Turd will tell you that aliens did it.
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He invented the Archimedes Screw. It was the forerunner of a number of sex toys.
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Old 11-06-2009, 08:36 PM   #11
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I'm studying him, because I really have nothing else to do.
Then you are duty-bound to watch this video, which I thought was probably lost forever. (Thank you, YouTube.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6VtQJ6-kA
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I suspect that if we had more documents relating to Archimedes' work, he would be considered even smarter than DaVinci
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Turd will tell you that aliens did it.
There is a mystery about how he knew the things it seems he knew.
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He invented the Archimedes Screw. It was the forerunner of a number of sex toys.
I like the Reverse Cowgirl screw
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I suspect that if we had more documents relating to Archimedes' work, he would be considered even smarter than DaVinci
But DaVinci had the CODE! Where is The Archimedes Code?



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Old 11-07-2009, 01:24 PM   #16
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Damn it, Johnny - this thread doesn't die until you comment on the vid I posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6VtQJ6-kA

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It goes back to a time when the only schools were for training the clergy. The rich had tutors and the poor weren't educated at all. Eventually someone started a school where rich kids could go and that was the first "public" school.
actually there were private schools then as well. the public schools were so called because unlike the private schools which were run as a profit making enterprise, they were run as charities (and still have charitable status) and were originally open to any applicant and didn't charge.
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I'm studying him, because I really have nothing else to do. I think he built the Antikythera mechanism.

Mystery solved.

What puzzle of the ages shall I solve next?
He was Greek so I'm just wondering if he was a top or a bottom.
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He was Greek so I'm just wondering if he was a top or a bottom.
He also failed to follow lawful direction from the Roman equivalent of a cop and got the Roman equivalent of a tazer.
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He also failed to follow lawful direction from the Roman equivalent of a cop and got the Roman equivalent of a tazer.
This is true. Just goes to show you that cops have always been assholes and it has never been wise to mouth off to one.
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